And I think it is a little soon to put the Rick Perry one on the list, even if it is deserved.

LEAVE REBECCA BLACK ALONE!!

/sob!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, ya know...

PwnsNoodles!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, ya know...

That is definitely up there. (if it is what I think it is)

SoothinglyDeranged: PwnsNoodles!

violentsalvation: That is definitely up there. (if it is what I think it is)

In all fairness, even that might be dethroned by... THIS. (pops, not Pw8sNoodIDk)

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In all fairness, even that might be dethroned by... THIS. (pops, not Pw8sNoodIDk)

......

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Chariset: ......

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

OH CRAP

:-/

/flees

Brain Slushies for everyone!

List fails without this (new window, extremely NSFW)...

Wow - I had only seen the Jessi Slaughter video out of all those. So I clicked on the God is So Good video.

Please tell me she's trolling.

I mean natural disasters are not going to get people to believe. They're nothing new. Now maybe if say clouds took the shape of crosses all over the globe at the same time - perhaps on Easter - that would get some attention and people would still be alive to repent of their evil ways I think a lot of people would reconsider their lack of faith.

Maybe God needs to hire a better PR person.

Interrupted Infinitum: Listening to that through a nice pair of headphones is..... something.

I'm glad that I could enrich your day, friend.

You're very welcome.

Felgraf: Jessi Slaughter's dad is dead? What?

Wow - so he is....didn't read the text, but saw your post.

Arrested in March for child abuse for punching the little shiat snowflake in the mouth and then dead of a heart attack in August at age 53.

She's now in foster care.

I guess he done goofed.

List...

5.) Beiber (Baby)
4.) Rebecca Black
3.) Jessi Slaugher of "You Done Goofed" fame calling out all the haters and starting the whole ordeal.
2.) Rick Perry "Strong" campaign ad
1.) Some troll saying the Japanese earthquakes were God answering her prayers for a sign because he is so good.

Felgraf: Jessi Slaughter's dad is dead? What?

She's destined to be in a meth head mugshot round up in no time.. I'm thinking she'll be sporting the Clorox bleach and cut with a steak knife hair do, Roy Rogers T-Shirt and flip flops.

Not to be seen?

jboy: Know what is amazing to me? Gawker, a supposedly web savvy internet presence can't make websites that allow you to freaking scroll their pages on an android phone. Every link... I can only stare at the top of the page.

I'll get my inane shiat elsewhere I guess. But that's just stupid.

All sorts of farking THIS!

The worst are the the links to shiatty news sites who have a mobile version, but can't handle it if someone on a mobile device clicks on a none mobile link direct to a news article and just redirects you to their frontpage instead.. Which after digging around can't ever find the article anyway..

I'm going to preface this by saying that I'm not saying this because I think it makes me cool. I'm cool in a variety of other ways. But I've never seen any of these videos until now. I've managed to avoid them all.

But Justin Beiber....I've never heard his music but I grew up when Kriss Kross and Hanson was big so I get the gist. It's pop music It sucks That's its function. Pop teen idols don't suck any less than or more than now than they did when when we were kids. That goes for the Rebecca Black chick too.

And Rick Perry is a total homo and the God chick is insane.

envirovore: I absentmindedly clicked that without checking who posted it.
/should have known better.

*tip o' the hat*

You were doing what HAD to be done. There's no shame in it, man.

No shame at all.

Slaughter now lives in foster care, and her father, who hit her in the mouth, is dead.

You see, people?

The internet CAN make a difference!

WarehouseMouse: Demetrius: Not to be seen?

My thoughts exactly. The rage on /b was epic.

I never understood why, though.

Where's the UCLA girl complaining about all the asians in the library talking on their phones; "ooohhhh, ching-chong bing-bong!"?

CygnusDarius: WarehouseMouse: Demetrius: Not to be seen?

My thoughts exactly. The rage on /b was epic.

I never understood why, though.

In two words: teenage hormones.

/b/ had a sisyphian task reconciling the agonizing fact that a girl could be so infuriatingly annoying while being so adorably cute.

In other words: the board tore itself apart from the contradictory impulses to destroy her and white knight her at the same time.

She was the ultimate anti-/b/; a troll without even trying to be one.