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(Yahoo)   Customs agents seize $140,000 worth of meth hidden inside three cans of liquid nacho cheese. Authorities became suspicious when they realized nobody has ever been able to finish even a single can of that crap, let alone 3   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 57
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2011-12-11 04:13:11 PM  
Eh. Meth, you say?

I fail to have a problem with this.
 
2011-12-11 04:14:09 PM  
One of those cans is clearly jalapenos.
 
2011-12-11 04:14:14 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-11 04:19:25 PM  

cans of liquid nacho cheese


I did not know such a thing existed.


Didja get mah cheez-whiz, boy?
 
2011-12-11 04:21:23 PM  
Hey!! That's nacho meth!!!
 
2011-12-11 04:24:22 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: cans of liquid nacho cheese


I did not know such a thing existed.


Didja get mah cheez-whiz, boy?


i449.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-11 04:24:51 PM  
"Liquid" nacho cheese? Wha...?
 
2011-12-11 04:28:02 PM  

TehNacho


[pic of suspect quasi-dairy cheese foods]


Let the record show that teh nacho cheese info was provided by TehNacho.
 
2011-12-11 04:30:58 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Let the record show that teh nacho cheese info was provided by TehNacho.


The "10 for $10" sign underneath them is a little worrisome.

And people wonder why Americans are so fat.

...

oh wait... no they don't.
 
2011-12-11 04:36:59 PM  

here to help: [29.media.tumblr.com image 480x640]


i521.photobucket.com


Englebert Slaptyback: Let the record show that teh nacho cheese info was provided by TehNacho.


Would we expect anything less?
 
2011-12-11 04:37:04 PM  
In my movie version of this, the cartel guy (played by Danny Trejo) will point a shotgun at the unsuspecting yutz with the cheese and growl "put that down, esse. That's nacho cheese".
 
2011-12-11 04:45:50 PM  

logieal: ]


Best... season... finale... EVAR!

well maybe not the best... but damned cool.

*dingdingding*
 
2011-12-11 04:46:28 PM  
I fail to see a problem with liquid nacho cheese.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-11 04:50:50 PM  
Zombie Gus approves.
 
2011-12-11 04:55:32 PM  

Psychopusher: I fail to see a problem with liquid nacho cheese.


Came here to post that. Tostito's is soooo good on chicken and/or broccoli.
 
2011-12-11 04:55:45 PM  

here to help: logieal: ]

Best... season... finale... EVAR!

well maybe not the best... but damned cool.

*dingdingding*


Every time I hear a bell like that now, I look around trying to find an old guy in a wheelchair.

And yes, one of the best finales in a long time. I was all "WTFFFFF" then, "HOLY SHHHHHIAT"
 
2011-12-11 04:58:37 PM  

Sneakytoes: Psychopusher: I fail to see a problem with liquid nacho cheese.

Came here to post that. Tostito's is soooo good on chicken and/or broccoli.


Tostito's possibly. "Mr. Moo" squeezable cheez NACHO FLAVOR! is really beyond the pale.
 
2011-12-11 05:00:21 PM  
liquid nacho cheese.

img.anongallery.org
 
2011-12-11 05:05:51 PM  

here to help: logieal: ]

Best... season... finale... EVAR!

well maybe not the best... but damned cool.

*dingdingding*


logieal: And yes, one of the best finales in a long time. I was all "WTFFFFF" then, "HOLY SHHHHHIAT"


What's the show?
 
2011-12-11 05:07:11 PM  

Sumatra: What's the show?


Breaking Bad.
 
2011-12-11 05:10:13 PM  
Better call Saul!
 
2011-12-11 05:10:30 PM  

Sumatra: logieal: And yes, one of the best finales in a long time. I was all "WTFFFFF" then, "HOLY SHHHHHIAT"

What's the show?


VVV... that

logieal:

Breaking Bad.


You should watch the whole series first though. LOTS of build up.

/won't drop spoilers in thread
 
2011-12-11 05:15:23 PM  

here to help: You should watch the whole series first though. LOTS of build up.

/won't drop spoilers in thread


THIS.

I started watching it from other Farker's suggestions. Glad I did. Probably one of the top 5 series I've ever watched.

Top notch acting, top notch camera work/ top notch editing, suspenseful. My wife actually had to stop watching for a while because it was giving her anxiety. She's since caught up.

Just when you think you've got something figured out, BAM.

I do believe the first three seasons are instant streaming on Netflix. Season four should be available soon or through 'other' means.
 
2011-12-11 05:22:21 PM  
Cue Negro y Azul

/you know, the one about 'el hombre Heisenberg'
 
2011-12-11 05:25:34 PM  

citizenj: Cue Negro y Azul

/you know, the one about 'el hombre Heisenberg'


He's dead but doesn't know it?
 
2011-12-11 05:28:20 PM  

logieal: citizenj: Cue Negro y Azul

/you know, the one about 'el hombre Heisenberg'

He's dead but doesn't know it?


Yeah, the cartel's runnin' hot...
 
2011-12-11 05:30:59 PM  
FTA: "Incredibly, this is not the first time nacho cheese has been used as a smuggling tool."

Incredibly, I don't find this incredible. Drug smugglers use much weirder and dangerous methods.
 
2011-12-11 05:32:06 PM  

Sneakytoes: Psychopusher: I fail to see a problem with liquid nacho cheese.

Came here to post that. Tostito's is soooo good on chicken and/or broccoli.


Thanks a lot - you're the reason we can't have nice cheese.

here to help: Breaking Bad.

You should watch the whole series first though. LOTS of build up.

/won't drop spoilers in thread


Why not? Everyone else spoils everything else.

People die! Things go boom!
 
2011-12-11 05:39:38 PM  

Happy Hours: Why not? Everyone else spoils everything else.


I'm "here to help", not "be a dick".

Spoilers are annoying.
 
2011-12-11 06:06:23 PM  
 
2011-12-11 06:22:08 PM  
Ah Breaking Bad, probably my favorite show. All you need to know is that it is awesome and its about the manufacture of methamphetamine.
 
2011-12-11 06:29:17 PM  

Happy Hours: People die! Things go boom!


DING!
 
2011-12-11 06:39:46 PM  
Subby has not met my wife.
 
2011-12-11 06:52:07 PM  
Pretty sure they confiscated it because it was Not Theirs.

/oblig Not'yo cheese joke
 
2011-12-11 06:57:16 PM  
That's pretty smart. Like in Jurassic Park with the shaving cream. How did they find it?
 
2011-12-11 07:31:24 PM  
Best possible use of liquid nacho cheese

a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Carne asada nachos.
 
2011-12-11 08:07:55 PM  

Shadyman: Pretty sure they confiscated it because it was Not Theirs.

/oblig Not'yo cheese joke


Circa 1983, when Not Yo Cheese was sweeping the country, my dad said, "That's a lousy joke, because an unedjamacated Black person wouldn't say, 'That's not yo cheese." They would say, 'That ain't yo cheese.'"
 
2011-12-11 08:20:05 PM  
cop-math detected.
 
2011-12-11 08:31:34 PM  

logruszed: cop-math detected.


My thoughts exactly. Those cans ain't that big.
 
2011-12-11 08:35:51 PM  
You're so cool subby. God knows everyone hates nachos.
 
2011-12-11 08:47:52 PM  
i.walmartimages.com
BEST NACHO CHEESE EVAR
 
2011-12-11 08:57:31 PM  
What do you call meth that's not yours?
Nacho meth.
 
2011-12-11 09:16:21 PM  
my dad said, "That's a lousy joke, because an unedjamacated Black person wouldn't say, 'That's not yo cheese." They would say, 'That ain't yo cheese.'"

I think my dad used to bowl with your dad.
 
2011-12-11 09:34:46 PM  
im kinda freaked that anyone would bother smuggling meth. the stuff is in constant production darn near every where in the rural areas. how could they compete with the added cost of importing the stuff.
 
2011-12-11 10:06:22 PM  
Has anyone made a Breaking Bad reference yet? I really think this topic deserves a reference such an obscure show.
 
2011-12-11 10:12:57 PM  

logruszed: cop-math detected.


Anyone know the going price for meth?
 
2011-12-11 10:18:51 PM  
Not owning a TV, I stumbled into Breaking Bad on Netflix. At first I was like "Meh," but then I got hooked like a junkie & pounded through all three seasons inside of two weeks. Now I want to, no--NEED TO--see Season 4 and am freaking out because I'll prolly end up buying episodes on iTunes bc I can't wait for Netflix. There are too many spoilers out there & I need my Walter White & Jesse Pinkman fix!!

/may resort to finally buying a TV bc of that damn show. Gah.
 
2011-12-11 10:26:13 PM  

PsychoLaurie: Not owning a TV, I stumbled into Breaking Bad on Netflix. At first I was like "Meh," but then I got hooked like a junkie & pounded through all three seasons inside of two weeks. Now I want to, no--NEED TO--see Season 4 and am freaking out because I'll prolly end up buying episodes on iTunes bc I can't wait for Netflix. There are too many spoilers out there & I need my Walter White & Jesse Pinkman fix!!

/may resort to finally buying a TV bc of that damn show. Gah.


Google "watch series"... I can say no more.

and if you know nothing about home computer security don't do what I just said...
 
2011-12-11 10:33:47 PM  
logruszed: cop-math detected.

And what's the price for pure, pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine there, kemosabi?
 
2011-12-11 10:35:39 PM  

porterm: im kinda freaked that anyone would bother smuggling meth. the stuff is in constant production darn near every where in the rural areas. how could they compete with the added cost of importing the stuff.


The chemicals are cheaper in Mexico, the facilities are more advanced, why wouldn't it be smuggled? Even marijuana, even cigarettes are smuggled in by the ton.
 
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