Man, Asians really hate Santa.

Awesome. Headline. Subby.

/obligatory +1 innerwebs

I don't blame them.

My kids come out of the womb with a love of two things: making everything as difficult as possible and Santa Claus.

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I don't blame them.

That was my thought at seeing #12. *shudder*

DarwiOdrade: Woohoo - Christianity! Scaring small children for 100 years of photographic history!

What does Santa Claus have to do with religion? Bad troll, bad! Coal for you this year!

Anyways, doesn't every family in existence have a photo like this?

/hot

Do you know how I know that your kid is a defective little pussy?

Sure puts this guy in the mood.

Pollexabator: Do you know how I know that your kid is a defective little pussy?


No, why?

Did you even LOOK at number 12? That scares me now!

taken at the second mile charity's christmas party

RazorRex: Pollexabator: Do you know how I know that your kid is a defective little pussy?


No, why?

Did you even LOOK at number 12? That scares me now!

Cowboy up, nancy. My daughter has always loved Santa from day one. Maybe it's the bright colors and candy and laughter and smiles and elves and reindeer and happy songs and a tree and presents...? Weird.

/paging Mr. Carlin, Mr. George Carlin, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone

My CSB was when I was about 3 and my dad had taken me out to cut firewood....well I was so in awe that chainsaw I knew what I wanted for Christmas. Well couple days later my mom takes me to the mall to have the oblig pic with santa taken. So when santa asked when I wanted I yelled out I want a chainsaw....The horror on everyones face around me was amazing you would have thought I just desicrated christmas or something.

/CSB

My sister's an X-ray technologist (or something - I'm a little hazy on the exact job title). Apparently she has the exact same effect on children. When she was doing her practicum, her colleagues called her the pediatric specialist.

/CSB
//fortunately she doesn't read Fark

Tymast: taken at the second mile charity's christmas party

Oh my.

last one for awhile...

Came to make the 'in the mood' joke. Can see its been done. Leaving spongy and unsatisfied.

Subby was right. I do feel better. Might go scare some on my own just to keep my mood lifted.

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last one for awhile...

W....T.....F?????

Here's my currently-9-weeks-old, taken about two weeks ago



HIs name is Tiberius. Yes really.

HIs name is Tiberius. Yes really

Very sweet. and a cute picture too.

but you know that's not Santa, right?

It's just Mr. Food in a red suit.



(and he's jewish too... shhhhh!)

Nexzus:

HIs name is Tiberius. Yes really.

eyeroll

/quick, dirty, etc, etc

Nexzus: Here's my currently-9-weeks-old, taken about two weeks ago

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HIs name is Tiberius. Yes really.

that's an awesome pic

oooh... one more, for creative people who'd like to do a Sankt Dusky or Merry Jerry template or fotochop...



they were all sourced from an aussie website and a crappy lightbox slideshow, I just snapped up some classic ones... think they came from akwardfamilyphotos.com originally...

+1 for calvin and hobbes...

/merrymerry
//yubuggin?

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Are they all yours? They're all so despondent and full of angst, how cute!

HO HO HO

Thank you, subby! I can honestly say I feel much better now.
It's hard to pick a favorite pic.

Are they all yours? They're all so despondent and full of angst, how cute!

They are darling, aren't they?

Makes ya just wanna strap up with some studded leathergear and just give em all a big ol' bear hug!

Can't claim any credit except for finding the pic, more's the pity - just a random family showing christmas cheer.

I was kinda wondering if Santa had to doff the coat because one of the little farkers cut and bled on him right before the pic was snapped though...

/heiligenachtwurst

bdub77: My friend's niece from like a day ago:

zato_ichi: bdub77: My friend's niece from like a day ago:

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