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(Daily Mail) Strange Van Morrison's 44-year old girlfriend and mother of his youngest child, Gigi Lee, dies of cancer. Michelle Rocca, Van's wife and mother of his two other children, can hopefully help Van deal with this tragedy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 49
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2011-12-11 10:48:36 AM
Waaavvelength...
 
2011-12-11 11:11:34 AM
"The Texan beauty tranny, who shocked the world of music medicine when she announced she was the mother of his secret baby..."
 
2011-12-11 11:51:23 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

that's a man, baby!
 
2011-12-11 01:32:48 PM
I really did submit this with a funnier headline:

Van Morrison's RealDoll ® implodes, is sent back to the factory to be destroyed; T'Farker Kwame is said to be devastated
 
2011-12-11 01:40:22 PM
FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x317]

that's a man, baby!


realdoll
 
2011-12-11 01:46:10 PM
Came for the RealDoll reference.

I'm done.
 
2011-12-11 02:28:59 PM
FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x317]

that's a man, baby!



Those mannequins seem so life-like. Especially the one standing.
 
2011-12-11 02:29:31 PM
Van Morrison looks like an ugly man-baby. So yeah, the comment up-thread is pretty accurate.
 
2011-12-11 02:30:07 PM
At least he looks happy.
 
2011-12-11 02:34:42 PM
She actually looks pretty decent here:i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-12-11 02:42:40 PM
Say what you will about Van Morrison and his personal life, Hot For Teacher has what is one of the best guitar riffs of all time.
 
2011-12-11 02:45:40 PM
Jonathan Hohensee: Say what you will about Van Morrison and his personal life, Hot For Teacher has what is one of the best guitar riffs of all time.

His stuff with The Smiths was ok. Once The Doors broke up, it was uncertain if he'd ever find his place again.
 
2011-12-11 02:45:54 PM
Jonathan Hohensee: Say what you will about Van Morrison and his personal life, Hot For Teacher has what is one of the best guitar riffs of all time.

Dude, that was a cover.
 
2011-12-11 02:51:16 PM
RealDolls can get cancer?
 
2011-12-11 02:59:50 PM
zato_ichi: Jonathan Hohensee: Say what you will about Van Morrison and his personal life, Hot For Teacher has what is one of the best guitar riffs of all time.

His stuff with The Smiths was ok. Once The Doors broke up, it was uncertain if he'd ever find his place again.


The Time was a real fun band and I liked him in Purple Rain.
 
2011-12-11 03:00:01 PM
I thought I saw "Mo Rocca" in the headline and did an official double-take.
 
2011-12-11 03:01:55 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: Jonathan Hohensee: Say what you will about Van Morrison and his personal life, Hot For Teacher has what is one of the best guitar riffs of all time.

Dude, that was a cover.


Man, fark that, Gary Cherone is the best lead singer Van Morrison's ever had.
 
2011-12-11 03:05:41 PM
This is the sort of bizarre shiat that's apparently haunted his personal life for years.

What seems truly odd is that (if I'm reading the Daily Fail right), she had the cancer and knew it was inoperable BEFORE she got pregnant.
 
2011-12-11 03:16:13 PM
The message was quickly removed from the website after the Belfast singer branded it a hoax and denied ever meeting Gigi.
He issued a statement that said: 'I have asked my management team to carry out an immediate inquiry into a hacking attack which took place on my official website on December 29.
'The comments which appeared... are completely and utterly without foundation.



In other news, Van Morrison is a bit of a dick.
 
2011-12-11 03:40:25 PM
Upside of all this: (Now) she's an angel....
 
2011-12-11 03:49:07 PM
Creepy old farker. Both of 'em.
 
2011-12-11 03:56:49 PM
How can a band have a girlfriend? Do they just take turns? And was she okay with just accepting Sammy with open... everything? Was she even consulted?

/confused
 
2011-12-11 04:03:59 PM
Wow that pic of Van looks like he is the bastard child of Tom Waites and Meatloaf.
 
2011-12-11 04:18:47 PM
Lions win! But that face-mask probably should've knacked a few secs back on.
 
2011-12-11 04:23:14 PM
Oops!

fc07.deviantart.net
 
2011-12-11 05:10:08 PM
Van Morrison, Morrissey, I can never keep them straight.
 
2011-12-11 05:22:40 PM
luckybastard: The message was quickly removed from the website after the Belfast singer branded it a hoax and denied ever meeting Gigi.
He issued a statement that said: 'I have asked my management team to carry out an immediate inquiry into a hacking attack which took place on my official website on December 29.
'The comments which appeared... are completely and utterly without foundation.



In other news, Van Morrison is a bit of a dick.


That certainly appears to be the case.
I'm sure that he could protect his privacy without coming across as a prick.
I think he just chooses not to and doesn't care how he seems to the public.
 
2011-12-11 05:23:27 PM
BTW the chick was nice looking without all the tranny make-up.
 
2011-12-11 06:28:15 PM
♫YOOOUU ARE MAHUH, DEAD EYED GIRL♫

♫DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...YOU WERE ALIVE♫

♫SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DE DAH♫
 
2011-12-11 06:57:34 PM
zato_ichi: ♫YOOOUU ARE MAHUH, DEAD EYED GIRL♫

♫DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...YOU WERE ALIVE♫

♫SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DE DAH♫


www.spikednation.com
 
2011-12-11 07:15:26 PM
luckybastard: The message was quickly removed from the website after the Belfast singer branded it a hoax and denied ever meeting Gigi.

It's too late to stop now...
 
2011-12-11 07:18:45 PM
One more tombdance?
 
2011-12-11 07:31:51 PM
It's good ta be the King!
 
2011-12-11 07:42:18 PM
The first time I saw that picture I thought it was Carrot Top with Pete Burns.
 
2011-12-11 08:16:26 PM
IAfroNinja: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Jonathan Hohensee: Say what you will about Van Morrison and his personal life, Hot For Teacher has what is one of the best guitar riffs of all time.

Dude, that was a cover.

Man, fark that, Gary Cherone is the best lead singer Van Morrison's ever had.


Yea, but he was better in his first band, INXS. I loved their album American Grafitti.
 
2011-12-11 08:27:02 PM
luckybastard: The message was quickly removed from the website after the Belfast singer branded it a hoax and denied ever meeting Gigi.
He issued a statement that said: 'I have asked my management team to carry out an immediate inquiry into a hacking attack which took place on my official website on December 29.
'The comments which appeared... are completely and utterly without foundation.



In other news, Van Morrison is a bit of a dick.


This is not news.

//Still a great artist
 
2011-12-11 09:04:00 PM
SDRR: IAfroNinja: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Jonathan Hohensee: Say what you will about Van Morrison and his personal life, Hot For Teacher has what is one of the best guitar riffs of all time.

Dude, that was a cover.

Man, fark that, Gary Cherone is the best lead singer Van Morrison's ever had.

Yea, but he was better in his first band, INXS. I loved their album American Grafitti.


Have we all forgotten about his tenure with The Doors?
 
2011-12-11 11:32:08 PM
If she thought making herself look like that made her pretty, she must have suffered from the same reality distortion perception disorder that plagues Pete Burns.
 
2011-12-12 12:12:44 AM
damn i miss rockstars. Party on Van

party on.
 
2011-12-12 03:53:16 AM
Little known fact.
Van Morrison invented Vans.
He is an Extreme Skate Boarder.
True story.
 
2011-12-12 08:26:00 AM
I can see by the look on her face she got ringworm.
 
2011-12-12 08:28:46 AM
luckybastard: In other news, Van Morrison is a bit of a dick.

If Steven Van Zandt can't find anything nice to say about you, you must be a serious a-hole
 
2011-12-12 10:45:25 AM
You don't HAVE to be a dick to make polyamory work... but it helps.
 
2011-12-12 10:53:51 AM
Was she a brown-eyed girl?
 
2011-12-12 11:18:07 AM
SnakeMan: Van Morrison, Morrissey, I can never keep them straight.

Van Morrison was the one who was all finicky about his food in the seventies.
 
2011-12-12 12:09:20 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: She actually looks pretty decent here:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x507]

Hmm, figures, I thought she would have brown eyes. Now I KNOW for certain that song is about butt sex.
 
2011-12-12 03:59:44 PM
I could never forgive him for having a hand in the worst Rocky movie of all time.

www.boxing-memorabilia.com
 
2011-12-12 04:08:11 PM
TFA stated something about her being from Tarrant County in Texas. I live in Tarrant County. weird. Ft Worth is in Tarrant Co., and that's where i work...live in Euless
 
2011-12-12 08:35:27 PM
I like his older brother Ronnie much better, but he died in a plane crash.
 
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