Ok so it was funny, but why the hell was a random old 80's commercial video link greenlighted?

cman: Nuclear Pancake: Ok so it was funny, but why the hell was a random old 80's commercial video link greenlighted?

Because why the hell not

True....

The wiener comment is a little strange. I'm sure Freud would have a field day with that.

take a sniff, pull it out. the taste is gonna hit you when you pop it in your mouth.

Goddamn those people really like gum.

Where's the token black, token asian, and token latino ?

berniex: Where's the token black, token asian, and token latino ?
It was the 80's...

J. Frank Parnell: The wiener comment is a little strange. I'm sure Freud would have a field day with that.

0:42-0:44

Dude looks like he is smuggling some Jimmy Dean.

Relevant:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/juicy_fruit

crab66: J. Frank Parnell: The wiener comment is a little strange. I'm sure Freud would have a field day with that.

0:42-0:44

Dude looks like he is smuggling some Jimmy Dean.

I'll take your word for it.

Grables'Daughter: FlashHarry: [i43.tinypic.com image 634x415]

juicy. fruit.

The taste is gonna move 'ya.

I'd move to taste her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

J. Frank Parnell: I'll take your word for it.

You sound uncomfortable.

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My personal favorite

Juicy Fruit's been my only source of sustenance since I was 12.

- Sir Richard Branson.

A waterskier told me that riders often gets an involuntary salt water enema when falling. Anyone who knows if this is true?

or fresh water where applicable.

no demolition man references?

/fark I am disapoint

Girl, you should be with me, you should drop that bum, because I got more flavor than Fruit Stripe gum.

Needs more Traylor

As someone who spent some time at an ad agency, the only thing I think of when I see this sort of commercial now is a bunch of bored account admins being super excited the client actually agreed to shoot something in a fun location.

3 days of standing around at the beach pretending we're working while the film crew (subcontracted) and actors (subcontracted) do all the actual work!

Stuff is also good enough to make the Chief break his silence.

violentsalvation: I remember those commercials. I always wondered why they all folded the gum into their mouths like that.

For the same reason people in commercials curl their toothpaste into perfect little works of art on the brush.

/used to try to duplicate the curly-paste as a kid with little to no success

I have been waterskiing since I was 6 and have not once had a freshwater or saltwater enema from it.

I have been barefooting since I was 10, and without a wetsuit (preferably a barefooting wetsuit with extra padding stitched in), you will get water shot up your ass like someone is trying to give you a high colonic with a fire hose. It also feels like a boxer is using your junk as a speedbag. I highly recommend you not try this. Learn from my mistakes.

crab66: J. Frank Parnell: I'll take your word for it.

You sound uncomfortable.

Ok, i've now closely examined that crotch. Playing the part over and over. Studying every shadow and crevice on those 70's era shorts. And he is workin' with something there, but it's not a threat to my own feelings of adequacy. I'd consider it average, but i'm no expert.

J. Frank Parnell: Ok, i've now closely examined that crotch. Playing the part over and over. Studying every shadow and crevice on those 70's era shorts.

This is a much funnier response than I expected.

Grables'Daughter: Links: Girl, you should be with me, you should drop that bum, because I got more flavor than Fruit Stripe gum.

My guess is you last about as long as Fruit Stripe gum does.

Bazinga?

Juicy Fruit is delicious.

FlashHarry: [i43.tinypic.com image 634x415]

juicy. fruit.


Oh, THAT commercial.

Yeah, I remember that.