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(Philly.com) Unlikely Choose your headline: A) Don't wanna be a bum, you better chew gum B) Oh, you said MASTICATION-induced arousal C) You really CAN'T think and chew gum at the same time   (philly.com) divider line 17
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Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 11:38:09 AM
How were scores effected if they studied for 5 minutes instead of chewing gum?
 
Millennium
2011-12-11 12:08:55 PM
Who wrote this article? Tara Gillespie?
 
32oz High Life
2011-12-11 12:11:08 PM
C, I guess.
 
offmymeds
2011-12-11 12:11:28 PM
Don't let the nuns catch you chewing gum. They'll whack the holy hell out of you.
 
fisker
2011-12-11 12:21:25 PM
people still chew gum?
 
Sir Roderick Glossop
2011-12-11 12:22:00 PM
The pumps don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles...

/works for a and b
 
tomWright
2011-12-11 12:23:58 PM
What other kinds of arousal might work to improve test scores?

/giggity
 
Dairy King
2011-12-11 12:43:41 PM
images.starpulse.com

C, C, C, C, C, C, C...
 
ElLoco
2011-12-11 12:51:45 PM
fisker: people still chew gum?

Yea. I hear them doing it all the time.

smacksmacksmackpopsmacksmack.....

Nasty habit.
 
PlNG
2011-12-11 12:55:41 PM
Appetite Journal?

I'll only accept results from the canonical Chewing Magazine. (new window)
 
ryosen
2011-12-11 12:59:47 PM
d) because it helps ease anxiety?
 
Dayglo Brown
2011-12-11 01:06:45 PM
I don't know about testing, but I weld better when I'm chewing gum.
 
Farkin' Uke
2011-12-11 01:26:06 PM
Sir Roderick Glossop: The pumps don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles...

/works for a and b

Favorite Dylan song of all time. Thanks for being an old-head!

/Talkin' Subterranean Homesick Blues (new window)
 
subsetzero
2011-12-11 02:27:29 PM
I eschew gum
 
caddisfly
2011-12-11 02:53:20 PM
pics.drugstore.com

Hopelessly addicted. Haven't smoked in years. Really helps me concentrate at work. Undiagnosed ADD?
 
jsteiner78
2011-12-11 03:46:47 PM
caddisfly: Hopelessly addicted. Haven't smoked in years. Really helps me concentrate at work. Undiagnosed ADD?

Me too man... been chewing the stuff for 4 years.
 
bigsmellypenis
2011-12-12 09:01:11 AM
jsteiner78: caddisfly: Hopelessly addicted. Haven't smoked in years. Really helps me concentrate at work. Undiagnosed ADD?

Me too man... been chewing the stuff for 4 years.

missing the point, are we? And also: nasty habit? I really think chewing gum is the least of our concerns as a society on the whole when compared to some of the truely nasty habits out there...
 
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