What, are they Hindu?

gunga galunga: What, are they Hindu?

No, they're just Ohioans that live too close to Kentucky.

She's probably just biding her time.

Reading, OH. zzzzzz. The land of strip malls that that have been frozen in time since 1970,

From the article, the mannequin in question.

I knew she was not going to get any votes. I did not pay the ($45) filing fee. I told the people at the (Hamilton County) Board of Elections that I would sign for her. I have her power of attorney. But they weren't buying that. I asked them: "How come a dog could run for the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Ky.?" They said: "That's Kentucky."

Indeed.

/obscure?

Street level view (new window)

What, no Dr. Who references? Fark, I am disappointed in you.

jmadisonbiii: /obscure?

Evan!

Reading is a part of Kentucky, just displaced by a few miles.

Before the last glaciation, it WOULD have been in Kentucky, if you count the River as the border. (So would most of greater Cincinnati).

Of course, it was the River Teyes rather than the Ohio.

Ohio mannequin survives assassination attempt. Don't those good ol' boys Buckeyes know you can't kill them
They missed the shot, three times. If it had been Kentucky vandals, she'd be adorning a porch in Erlanger right now.

There aren't many "good ole boys" here in NW Ohio, thank God. Mississippi is a bit further south, subby.

SWITCHER!

Seen speeding to the rescue.

sniderman: [www.starstills.com image 334x418]

Seen speeding to the rescue.

Nothing's gonna stop them now.

We have a problem here. She is not what she seems. Bubba Zanetti has it on good authority. She was sent by the Bronze, full of treachery.

Okay, what kind of city allows a dummy to run for mayor?

Oh, wait...never mind.

First thing I thought of:

They couldn't have agreed with the mannequin less
They didn't understand what the mannequin meant
The sound of a barrelled gun held to the back
Some plastic clicks as the shell parts pass.

Not the same scenario, but hey.

That article had some of the most strained puns I've ever seen:

"Tessel won his battle to promote his business in chestacular style"

Just no.

nosehat: That article had some of the most strained puns I've ever seen:

"Tessel won his battle to promote his business in chestacular style"

Just no.

"They're real and they're chestacular."

/sorry

/hot, like Marsha

Can you hit it?

Apparently not.

A ventriloquist is giving a performance, which includes lots of blonde jokes.

A blonde in the front row is getting angrier and angrier, and finally she stands up and shouts, "I've had it! I'm so sick of being portrayed as a moron and a bimbo! Why do you think it's okay to humiliate me?"

The young performer stammers, "Hey, lady, I'm sorry. I'm just, you know --"

The blonde says, "You shut up! This is between me and that little bastard in your lap!"'

/not entirely unrelated to thread, as ventriloquist dummies are kind of like mannequins