Blow? I would have gone with meth, from the looks of her.

I look at recent pictures of her and I has a sad.

Kurmudgeon: I look at recent pictures of her and I has a sad.

Really? I think she looks great for a 45 year old woman.

I hope the next time she gets arrested the court orders her to dye her hair red. Whatever she's doing to it now is a crime against fashion and fapping.

I'd give her money for a blow...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Kurmudgeon: I look at recent pictures of her and I has a sad.

Really? I think she looks great for a 45 year old woman.

yeah i think so, too.

i'd totally hit th.....WHAAATTT!?!?!, she's only 25?

/shudder!

Mugato: State_College_Arsonist: Blow? I would have gone with meth, from the looks of her.

Well meth is when you can't afford blow. So with a million bones she'll have a good month or so of blow then back to meth.

It's like when you're buying Great Value chips, and suddenly you have a bit extra, so you decide to get some Lay's, just as a treat to yourself.

The Makeup Artist got hazardous duty pay for covering up all the suppurating sores.

Imagine how much confidence she'd get from doing an a 10 many ana gangbang on film.

182: nothing to add here....headline nailed it.

The headline should probably check itself for crabs, just in case.

I'd still hit it, just to say I did.Course, I'd double bag it and probably burn my bed afterwards "Outbreak" style.

I still want to stick it in her pooper.

Well, I will be buying this issue.

stuhayes2010: Well, I will be buying this issue.

If you look among yesterday's links you'll find one about the same story and five posts in there's a link to the pictures themselves. Save yourself a few bucks and get ready to be disappointed.

/that's what she said

i'd say "eye bleach!" but the airbrushing over top the other airbrush over top the bruises, track marks mingled with a fake wig kinda blew it for me.

the last time i saw airbrushing that bad it was from the Warren Commission.

/no i wouldn't want her to blow it for me either
//rather dip it in a bag of maggots
///waiting for Avril to get broke

Happy Hours: That's funny - I posed nude once and all I got were handcuffs.

oooooohh...kinky!!!

I hear Adobe had to give Playboy a beta version of CS 7 for those pictures.

Knowing full well that if I did it, it would probably fall off a week or so after, I would still enthusiastically give it to Lohan with vigor and gusto!

jmr61: GAT_00: Those are kind of the same thing.


Clearly you've never done meth and coke.

clearly...

I'd still stick my dick in her

abhorrent1: I'd still stick my dick in her

What if she were willing to stick hers in you?

/lolwut

James Scameron:

/no i wouldn't want her to blow it for me either
//rather dip it in a bag of maggots
///waiting for Avril to get broke

Unfortunately for you I think Avril may be too grounded in reality to ever come to the same end as Lohan. She doesn't seem nearly as caught up in her fame. Ah well, at least she's not a piece of human detritus like Lohan. It makes that Parent Trap movie a depressing movie to watch.

She's gorgeous in those shots. And her breasts look yummy.

When Lohan did the photoshoot, was OSHA on standby?

Unshavenhelga: She's gorgeous in those shots. And her breasts look yummy.

I'd suck on em a bit, but afraid the meth monster might come out and bite.
/would risk it

Playboy failed in almost every way with this one. I will not miss it when it's gone.

1) Seen before - more and better - in New York Magazine.
2) Photoshopped to hell - no tats - no freckles - all spackle.
3) No originality - another Monroe copy shoot.
4) No image security.

John Buck 41: Heh. Subby used 'Lindsay Lohan' and 'blow' in the same sentence.

Some Farker posted pictures of her going down on a guy at rehab, but I didn't get the right click save because I was at work.

Is she the next Rick James?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Is she the next Rick James?

I'd get superfreaky with her brick house, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/wonder if she would let me know who I shoud get my valtrex from after I'm done.

25?

Seriously, go and find photos of Amanda Seyfried (26), Anne Hathaway (29) or Natalie Portman (30). She's rough as fark for 25.

OtherLittleGuy: I don't know what everyone's griping about. For their first R-rated foray, I think Pixar did a bang-up job.

I'm waiting for the Elastigirl DVDA

Saggy boobs for a 25 year old.

Meh, let me know when she does Hustler with her ankles tucked behind her ears. Nice tits though we've already seen them.
/Did they photoshop her areolas out or does she have none?

The pics themselves had a nice, retro feel to them. They looked like vintage Playboys. Of course it took some generous editing to get them there, but hey, it's still a good finished product.

damn that link with lindey's faces back to back are sad. '02/'03 lindsay please. wait, she wasn't 18.. does pointing out what happened to her once she hit at 18 work in my defense?

Musto: Playboy failed in almost every way with this one. I will not miss it when it's gone.

1) Seen before - more and better - in New York Magazine.
2) Photoshopped to hell - no tats - no freckles - all spackle.
3) No originality - another Monroe copy shoot.
4) No image security.

Kinda makes me think Playboy has no respect for the Lohan.

/kinda makes sense

emocomputerjock: John Buck 41: Heh. Subby used 'Lindsay Lohan' and 'blow' in the same sentence.

Some Farker posted pictures of her going down on a guy at rehab, but I didn't get the right click save because I was at work.

Pics or it.... Err... Well you know the deal.

Don Piano: Musto: Playboy failed in almost every way with this one. I will not miss it when it's gone.

1) Seen before - more and better - in New York Magazine.
2) Photoshopped to hell - no tats - no freckles - all spackle.
3) No originality - another Monroe copy shoot.
4) No image security.

Kinda makes me think Playboy has no respect for the Lohan.

/kinda makes sense

They could have hit this one out of the park by going back to the redhead look. Let her dye her hair back to its natural color, show a little hint of red bush, and all those glorious freckles. It could have been smoking hot, but no they killed it by turning her into retro trash.

abhorrent1: I'd still stick my dick in her

agreed.

Rann Xerox: When Lohan did the photoshoot, was OSHA on standby?

No, but the photographers had to be IDLH qualified.