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whenIsayGO		2011-12-11 02:33:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard: DELHOMME ALERT!

HELMET: ON!!!

This means we're at DELCON 2, correct?

antidisestablishmentarianism		2011-12-11 02:33:19 PM

Boy, the refs will do anything to keep people from legally hitting Tom Brady.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-12-11 02:33:19 PM

Hey, an honest to god Roughing the Brady penalty!

And the explanation for the penalty is proven obviously false by the replay!

Beautiful!

Lou Cypher		2011-12-11 02:33:20 PM

Forearm to the chest, 15 yards. BS

netweavr		2011-12-11 02:33:23 PM

Fletcher is rightfully pissed. That ref should be fined for such a bullshiat call.

nvmac		2011-12-11 02:33:25 PM

Total bullshiat call against Fletcher.

Goddamn Brady, farking refs. What a joke.

/the pussy rule

Adolf Oliver Nipples		2011-12-11 02:33:37 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: Looked clean

If it was a hit on Brady it's never clean. I think it's enshrined in the NFL rulebook that way.

miltonbabbitt		2011-12-11 02:33:38 PM

BULLSHIAT REFS

Harv72b		2011-12-11 02:33:44 PM

Dwight Freeney at least is still playing this year, picks up his second sack of the game.

mouse fitzgerald		2011-12-11 02:33:45 PM

RoosterCogburn: haha London Fletcher just got JOBBED

I don't care about either team, but WORST CALL EVAR

callitrax		2011-12-11 02:33:51 PM

Holy crap that was a bad call on Fletcher

bionicjoe		2011-12-11 02:33:55 PM

4NSpy: Brady just got murdered on the slide attempt!

flag, of course.

No he didn't.
He wasn't on the ground, and a forearm to the head usually requires a forearm to be within one foot of a head.

RoosterCogburn		2011-12-11 02:33:58 PM

usernameguy: Apparently Tom Brady's head is near his liver.

This is the new Tom Brady rule. The liver bone is connected to the chest bone, the chest bones connected to the head bone. It all makes sense. By extension, he hit him in the head with his forearm bone.

AnEvilGuest		2011-12-11 02:34:04 PM

Lost Thought 00: Bullshiat. If that were Vick or Roethlisberger they wouldn't have even thought of throwing a flag.

we'll never know because those SOBs don't slide

mikaloyd		2011-12-11 02:34:06 PM

mooseyfate: What I shiatastic 1st half in Tennesee. Guh....

As long as the Saints win Im OK with it.

fatalvenom		2011-12-11 02:34:19 PM

Even as a Pats fan, that's a BS call on Fletcher.

/NFL is turning into a flag football game.

Lost Thought 00		2011-12-11 02:34:21 PM

It should be against the rules for a quarterback to ever cross the line of scrimmage.

great_tigers		2011-12-11 02:34:23 PM

VvonderJesus: The Lions were going to fake the field goal but ran out of time on the play clock.

YUUUUUUUUPP! Graham was back in.

PeriRies		2011-12-11 02:34:34 PM

Well, I made a great call leaving the Jets D and Mercedes Lewis on the bench this week...:(

ole prophet		2011-12-11 02:34:46 PM

Drewww!!!

FirstNationalBastard		2011-12-11 02:35:03 PM

What, no penalty to get Brady another attempt to throw a TD?

Was the last penalty too obviously biased to attempt another penalty in the Pats favor?

mjg		2011-12-11 02:35:08 PM

Jerald Allan sighting by FOX

eddievercetti		2011-12-11 02:35:15 PM

Watched the UFC on Fox commercial, shouldn't Evans be facing Jones already or is he fighting for the title shot?

netweavr		2011-12-11 02:35:22 PM

Lost Thought 00: It should be against the rules for a quarterback to ever cross the line of scrimmage.

That'd make the wild-cat confusing.

robsul82		2011-12-11 02:35:24 PM

20-20 New England/Washington at the half.

Coach_J		2011-12-11 02:35:28 PM

Flag. Touching the Brady.

And James Harrison still hasn't been suspended.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-12-11 02:35:42 PM

Yo Gabbert Gabbert TD!

zerkalo		2011-12-11 02:35:45 PM

New England Polacks tie the DC Sissy Nannies

cameroncrazy1984		2011-12-11 02:35:48 PM

NE is lucky to be tied at the half.

VvonderJesus		2011-12-11 02:35:56 PM

Lost Thought 00: It should be against the rules for a quarterback to ever cross the line of scrimmage.

Why do you hate Tim Tebow and Christianity?

4NSpy		2011-12-11 02:35:58 PM

28 unanswered points by the Jags.

Wow.

Bucs, what happened?

InferiousX		2011-12-11 02:36:01 PM

If James Harrison had hit Brady the way he hit McCoy, he'd be in prison

Pastor of Muppets		2011-12-11 02:36:01 PM

So on the next play, Brady runs and fakes a slide to get the DB to stop. Unfarkingbelievable.

mooseyfate		2011-12-11 02:36:06 PM

mikaloyd: mooseyfate: What I shiatastic 1st half in Tennesee. Guh....

As long as the Saints win Im OK with it.

Hopefully someone steals the ref's flags during halftime and we'll actually get to watch some football being played today.

netweavr		2011-12-11 02:36:14 PM

Coach_J: Flag. Touching the Brady.

And James Harrison still hasn't been suspended.

They don't suspend people until Tuesday, iirc. Something about all the games needing to be completed first.

RoosterCogburn		2011-12-11 02:36:27 PM

VvonderJesus: RoosterCogburn: VvonderJesus: Gerald Allen gets his 100.5th career sack with that third one as well.

WTF are you trying to say?

A sack is a statistic whereby a defender tackles the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage. Jared Allen is a football player for the Minnesota Vikings who has been mistakenly called Gerald for the past three weeks by Brian Billick.

Gerald Allen has three sacks today, and recorded his 100.5th career sack on the third one.

Kapeesh?

100.5th is the part that gets me. Can 0.5 be considered "point fifth"?

Or is this some sort of Metric System stuff that us Americans won't be able to understand?

Do you mean to say its his One Hundred and a half career sack? And that he got three today?

DevilsHorns J		2011-12-11 02:36:37 PM

bionicjoe: RoosterCogburn: VvonderJesus: Gerald Allen gets his 100.5th career sack with that third one as well.

WTF are you trying to say?

Career Sacks: 100 and a half
After getting his third sack today.

The sad thing is that his brother Jared gets all the press.

robsul82		2011-12-11 02:36:38 PM

The Delhomme Leaderboard at the Half or Roughly Thereabouts

Christian Ponder, Delhomme Rating^TM - 50.0

2 INT, FUM

mikaloyd		2011-12-11 02:37:02 PM

Jerome Simpson's touchdown dance is so goofy looking that I have to approve.

John Nash		2011-12-11 02:37:08 PM

Watching the Pats game makes me think that QBs should try to fake a slide some time and then keep running.

zerkalo		2011-12-11 02:37:34 PM

4 total yards for the Chefs

RoosterCogburn		2011-12-11 02:37:44 PM

Oh wow, 28 unanswered points from the Jaguars.

/shakes head
//takes off jersey
///grabs bottle

bionicjoe		2011-12-11 02:37:49 PM

Colts game over 5 mins into the 3rd quarter.
Colts wanna beat the traffic I guess.

InferiousX		2011-12-11 02:38:09 PM

Just saw the replay of the trickeration pass to Santanna Moss.

Patriots D is 3 Stooges level of hilarity

VvonderJesus		2011-12-11 02:38:15 PM

RoosterCogburn:

Do you mean to say its his One Hundred and a half career sack? And that he got three today?

Are you trying to give me a grammar lesson in a football thread?

mikaloyd		2011-12-11 02:38:22 PM

robsul82: The Delhomme Leaderboard at the Half or Roughly Thereabouts

Christian Ponder, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0

2 INT, FUM

Ponder will NOT be denied

robsul82		2011-12-11 02:38:25 PM

Fantasy football ads having "Bad Day" as the background - CLEARLY stolen. lol

fatalvenom		2011-12-11 02:38:38 PM

Lost Thought 00: It should be against the rules for a quarterback to ever cross the line of scrimmage.

Well, that's one way to stop Tebow Christ.

4NSpy		2011-12-11 02:38:39 PM

RoosterCogburn: Oh wow, 28 unanswered points from the Jaguars.

/shakes head
//takes off jersey
///grabs bottle

/takes off head
//grabs jersey
///shakes bottle.