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2011-12-11 01:33:56 AM
FTFA...Police said the girlfriend was vacationing in Texas at the time and was perfectly fine. They said the man had apparently overdosed on some substance when he called authorities for help in finding her.


Why do you think they call it dope?
 
2011-12-11 03:59:52 AM
Either he has schizophrenia or he was just really, really stoned.
 
2011-12-11 04:13:39 AM
inkblot: Either he has schizophrenia or he was just really, really stoned.

Hey, she could have planted a cell phone or tape recorder in the walls, went on vacation to establish an alibi, and activated the device remotely, then gotten a friend to dose him with something to make the guy seem crazy.
 
2011-12-11 05:13:54 AM
"So dude, I kept, like, hearing someone call out for 'Montressor' or something like that, y'know..."
 
2011-12-11 05:14:58 AM
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2011-12-11 05:15:37 AM
FirstNationalBastard: inkblot: Either he has schizophrenia or he was just really, really stoned.

Hey, she could have planted a cell phone or tape recorder in the walls, went on vacation to establish an alibi, and activated the device remotely, then gotten a friend to dose him with something to make the guy seem crazy.


Goddamned women.
 
2011-12-11 05:17:39 AM
Nemo me impune lacessit.
 
2011-12-11 05:19:31 AM
FirstNationalBastard: inkblot: Either he has schizophrenia or he was just really, really stoned.

Hey, she could have planted a cell phone or tape recorder in the walls, went on vacation to establish an alibi, and activated the device remotely, then gotten a friend to dose him with something to make the guy seem crazy.


They have a word for that
 
2011-12-11 05:31:12 AM
Let me guess, meth was involved?

DNRTFA
 
2011-12-11 05:31:26 AM
He was probably up for two or three days and suffered hallucinations from sleep deprivation. Dial back your binges to around two days. Leave a post-it note on your doorknob reminding yourself not to take off your clothes and climb a tree.
 
2011-12-11 05:35:34 AM
envirovore: Meth is a hell of a drug.

I was thinking it needed to be more psychotropic like pcp or lsd. Due to the strength and duration of the halucination I'm leaning towards PCP. But sleep deprivation combined with 5 days of coke and meth could have definately done it. I wish it would have mentioned how long she was gone or if he was naked or not (almost always pcp). I guess I'm going to have to go with PCP on this one.

-Name That Drug Freakout. Next fall on FOX.
 
2011-12-11 05:36:58 AM
There are dangerously high amount of derp in the comments of that article.
 
2011-12-11 05:40:04 AM
FirstNationalBastard: inkblot: Either he has schizophrenia or he was just really, really stoned.

Hey, she could have planted a cell phone or tape recorder in the walls, went on vacation to establish an alibi, and activated the device remotely, then gotten a friend to dose him with something to make the guy seem crazy.


ಠ_ಠ
 
2011-12-11 05:43:40 AM
elguerodiablo: envirovore: Meth is a hell of a drug.

I was thinking it needed to be more psychotropic like pcp or lsd. Due to the strength and duration of the halucination I'm leaning towards PCP. But sleep deprivation combined with 5 days of coke and meth could have definately done it. I wish it would have mentioned how long she was gone or if he was naked or not (almost always pcp). I guess I'm going to have to go with PCP on this one.

-Name That Drug Freakout. Next fall on FOX.


I can't say from experience, but PCP does sound like the better candidate in retrospect (at least based on what I've been told by people who have done it). I'm going to rule LSD out based on anecdotal evidence. Meth seemed a likely runner for the drug of choice for our hero, though again I can't judge based on first hand experience.

/would watch that show.
 
2011-12-11 05:53:12 AM
high-larious

//very proud of myself for saying this.

that is all.
 
2011-12-11 06:05:41 AM
Dad is going to be all kinds of pleased when he gets home to see what his son did to his home. If you think the place is trashed now... ;)
 
2011-12-11 06:09:27 AM
I think he was involved in an RPG called "The Cask of Amontillado" and got carried away.
 
2011-12-11 06:14:39 AM
What if she had been trapped behind the wall? You can never be too safe, really.
 
2011-12-11 06:27:36 AM
Threadslayer: What if she had been trapped behind the wall? You can never be too safe, really.

Break All The walls!
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2011-12-11 06:33:33 AM
envirovore: elguerodiablo: envirovore: Meth is a hell of a drug.

I was thinking it needed to be more psychotropic like pcp or lsd. Due to the strength and duration of the halucination I'm leaning towards PCP. But sleep deprivation combined with 5 days of coke and meth could have definately done it. I wish it would have mentioned how long she was gone or if he was naked or not (almost always pcp). I guess I'm going to have to go with PCP on this one.

-Name That Drug Freakout. Next fall on FOX.

I can't say from experience, but PCP does sound like the better candidate in retrospect (at least based on what I've been told by people who have done it). I'm going to rule LSD out based on anecdotal evidence. Meth seemed a likely runner for the drug of choice for our hero, though again I can't judge based on first hand experience.

/would watch that show.


Hawaiian mushrooms give very strong/vivid aural hallucinations. Will save you all the CSBs.

Schizophrenia would be my strong 2nd guess. Again, CSB, ad nauseum.

3rd guess - guy has sat on a big fat dod of meth for ages, y'know, like forever, man.... seems like his old man and his girl will never give him peace. He patiently waits till he has the house to himself for a long weekend... and promptly burns the lot, in one, on Friday night. Fast Forward to Saturday night, he's on the phone to the cops, genuinely afraid for his girl's life, having done all he can to rescue her from "The Walls". Tonight's move of the week!!

I'd only go with PCP if he'd decided that she was stuck somewhere inside his dad's station wagon body panels, with similar results. No CSB here, move along
 
2011-12-11 06:37:47 AM
FTA:

Police said the girlfriend was vacationing in Texas at the time and was perfectly fine...

...Officers said they discovered the home the man destroyed actually belonged to his father, who was also out of town at the time of the incident.



Nothing like that light bulb going off at the peak of a 4 day barnburner. I keel your house!
 
2011-12-11 07:43:04 AM
In before the "this is why drugs should be legal " crowd shows up .
 
2011-12-11 08:12:53 AM
Who vacations in Texas?
 
2011-12-11 08:23:59 AM
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Was her name Beth?
 
2011-12-11 08:31:41 AM
This has "bath salts" written all over it.
 
2011-12-11 08:51:06 AM
I can dig it.

www.misterkitty.org
 
2011-12-11 09:05:45 AM
Let me propose an alternate theory.

Son believes dad has a large amount of cash, but doesn't know where he's hidden it. He's looked everywhere in the house with no luck. Out in the garage he notices dad has some drywall materials. Thinking dad may have hidden the cash in the walls, he gets to work.

That or jenkem.
 
2011-12-11 10:21:11 AM
Too much LDS.
 
2011-12-11 12:27:58 PM
I'm looking forward to the "Father kills son" followup story.
 
2011-12-11 01:56:55 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-11 09:55:52 PM
I know his girlfriend. Kind of a wall flower.
 
2011-12-11 10:04:24 PM
Actually, his girlfriend left him. She was looking for a stud.
 
2011-12-12 01:13:00 AM
Flap Jack: Actually, his girlfriend left him. She was looking for a stud.

I think you nailed that one. I bet she gypsum.
 
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