No South Park?

/merry f'in Christmas

Am I the only one that read the headline as 'Toilet Plunger in a Box'?

/either that, or a Dalek in a box

you can't write "Dick"?

No Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson? (new window)

Find any of the many Christmas masterpieces by John Valby......

Beaver1224: Sick? Really?

And no mention of "Christmas at Ground Zero?"

/tsk tsk tsk

Or, "The Night Santa Went Crazy". I mean, if you are going to get angry at a song that is not in line with the good vibes of the season, I'd think a song where Santa kills all his reindeer (eating one of them) and a ton of his elves, only to get shot through the skull by a sniper, killed, with the largest remorse of the song has Mrs. Clause selling the story to Hollywood... but hey, lazy list is lazy.

/love Weird Al
//both are awesome songs
///album version Santa is captured
////live he kills Santa; I was stunned the first time I heard it
//mondo slashie combo!

Nice that he makes room for some Bryan Adams hate, that always goes down well.

Nobody mentioned Lady Gaga and Space Cowboy's "My Christmas Tree"

Fear FTW (in a NSFW new window).

Dels: Fear FTW (in a NSFW new window).

I expected way more blast beats for being only 45 seconds long.
/won't lie, I laughed.

Ahem. (new window)

/sorry for the lame video

Ghastly: Sir Ah wanna buy these shoes.

Done in one.

And look at what's fortuitously up this morning.

No "A Gun for Christmas" by The Vandals? Complete fail.

The editor forgot this.

Rudolph the deep throat reindeer (new window)

List fails without "Dad, don't get drunk this Christmas"

Merry Muthafarking Xmas (POP!)
A holiday favorite in our home.

/My copy of Death Row Christmas gets a spin every year.

No mention of "Dean Martin's Date-Rape Christmas"?

Bloody William: Ghastly: Sir Ah wanna buy these shoes.

Done in one.

And look at what's fortuitously up this morning.

Begging the question does not work that way!

Lol. I'm one of 200,000 people who bought Christmas on Death Row ? Awesome. "Christmastime ..... in the ghet-to"

/ Where's Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo ? My 11 and 5 year old have been singing it for weeks. Very catchy !

Father Christmas by the Kinks A man playing Father Christmas gets robbed and beaten up by some poor kids.

Green Christmas by Stan Freberg. Merchants get together to exploit Christmas for advertizing their products.

Mugato: I'm already so Goddamned sick of Christmas music this year, I'd prefer any one of those to more Bing farking Crosby.

8. Sarah Silverman, "Give the Jew Girl Toys."

I'll look that up later. I know it's against the rules here to like her but you all can eat my ass.

/didn't realize Dick in a Box was a Christmas song

thank you,m I couldn't figure out what 'D---' was.

"Secret Satan" by Karkiss is one of my favorites.

And don't forget "The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever" that South Park did

Mugato: didn't realize Dick in a Box was a Christmas song

Dick in a box is a multiple holiday jingle.

Link (new window)

Robert Earle Keene FTW

I see your hinkey offerings and raise you THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kw0Rhfep50

Type O Negative's Red Water (Christmas Mourning) for those of you who'd like to start their holidays by cutting your wrists.

ELP - Father Christmas (made even more inappropriate as a Canadian Tire commercial)
Kinks - Father Christmas (Different song)
Blink182 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas
Red Peters - Holy Sh*t, It's Christmas
Most Bob Rivers Christmas Albums (Wreck the Malls is personal favorite, even if they did mention Walkin Round in Womens Underwear)

/References already made to Christmas Shoes, Christmas at Ground Zero, South Park, etal...

whizbangthedirtfarmer: No "A Gun for Christmas" by The Vandals? Complete fail.

Ande let's not forget their C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S (clickypunk, very very NSFW lyrics) song. My fave off that album.

"fark CHRISTMAS" - FEAR (new window)

A good ol' classic

No love for Weird Al:

Christmas at Ground Zero

The Night Santa went Crazy

oryx: Father Christmas by the Kinks A man playing Father Christmas gets robbed and beaten up by some poor kids.

Green Christmas by Stan Freberg. Merchants get together to exploit Christmas for advertizing their products.

Which is great, but then there is also the great Stan Freberg and Butler Daws Christmas Dragnet. (new window)

"I still haven't made my mind up about Toledo!"

Red Peters "You ain't gettin' sh*t for Christmas" is always in my holiday shuffle mix...

White Trash Xmas (linkiepops!) also a holiday standard now for my trips to Southern Ohio friends...

I also have vintage Valby on vinyl... which is perfect once the drink really begins to flow...

/making merry with holiday trees as we speak

I heard something on the radio once, it might have been by Rage Against the Machine, it sure sounded like the singer. Anyway, it was to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas" , but the lyric was:

Then a Frenchman came to sight
Carrying nuclear fue-eu-el

Wish I'd heard more, sounds like pure win.

Did anyone else notice that "D---" is a palindrome?

It reads the same forwards D---

as backwards ---D

Pretty much everything off this album qualifies:

I like Bob Rivers' Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire. And Dennis Leary's Merry farking Christmas.

No "Homo Christmas" by Pansy Division? I play that every year, even in the company of others.

/"Merry Christmas to all and now you're all going to die!!!"

This list fails for lack of Santa Baby.

Any love for Greg Lake's "I Believe In Father Christmas"? Possibly the most anti-Christmas Christmas song out there, yet gets heavy airplay every year.

Per this guy's list Xerox Christmas Letter is inappropriate.

Santa and I know it (nsfw for crude innuendos)