"Investigators say the pair was traveling down a bumpy road to a hunting stand when the dog got excited in the truck, stepped on and possibly released the safety, firing the Browning .308 rifle. "

Releasing the safety will NOT fire the rifle. Having an unsecured, loaded rifle in a car with your buddy and your dog on a bumpy ass road...well, you're makin' Darwin's job awfully easy.

/Darwin needs to work on his aim though.

Bad doggy! Bad bad doggy,

When I look at that picture of the dog I am sure he meant to do it.

He has dead eyes, lifeless eyes.

Your dog wants man steak.

feckingmorons: Photo caption:" It appears as though Eli the dog shot his owner on a rural Pasco Co. road Saturday. It's a rough situation, but it appears the shooting was not intentional."

I don't know if the people at BayNews9 are brilliant or stoned, but that is great.

They said "Appears" twice...

rearrange the letters.

Rape aps.
Your iPhone is on alert.

Weirdly this isn't a repeat (new window).

Maybe our four-legged friends aren't so friendly after all.

You gotta be careful with those mixed pit-bull breeds, you'll think everything is just fine and dandy then one day SNAP they turn on you and rip your face off!

treecologist: When I look at that picture of the dog I am sure he meant to do it.

He has dead eyes, lifeless eyes.

Like a doll's eyes. When he's in the truck, doesn't seem to be living... until he shoots ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The seat turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... take you to the hospital.

Guns don't kill people. Dogs do.

J. Frank Parnell: treecologist: When I look at that picture of the dog I am sure he meant to do it.

He has dead eyes, lifeless eyes.

Like a doll's eyes. When he's in the truck, doesn't seem to be living... until he shoots ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The seat turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... take you to the hospital.

Abso-farking-lutely!

Dog's name is Cheney..

croesius: "Investigators say the pair was traveling down a bumpy road to a hunting stand when the dog got excited in the truck, stepped on and possibly released the safety, firing the Browning .308 rifle. "

Releasing the safety will NOT fire the rifle. Having an unsecured, loaded rifle in a car with your buddy and your dog on a bumpy ass road...well, you're makin' Darwin's job awfully easy.

/Darwin needs to work on his aim though.

I came here to comment on the stupidity of a man who travels with a round chambered. I see you have that covered.

A Pit Bull. Of course it was intentional.

Hunter reportedly shot by dog near Wesley Chapel
Shouldn't this qualify for the Wheaton tag?

It wouldn't surprise me. One of my neighbors has a dog that barks whenever I walk past her apartment door. And I walked past her car, when she was in it with her dog and the thing was running around going crazy in the vehicle. I don't think that dog likes me.

stepped on and possibly released the safety, firing the Browning .308 rifle.


riiiiiight... so release the safety AND pull the trigger?

croesius: Releasing the safety will NOT fire the rifle. Having an unsecured, loaded rifle in a car with your buddy and your dog on a bumpy ass road...well, you're makin' Darwin's job awfully easy.

This is what happened to a 15-year-old kid here recently. Well, no dog, but two other teenagers in the truck.....Darwin won that one. I hear the other kids were kind of farked up over it. But I bet they never do anything that stupid again.

you know who else had dogs shoot people?

katerbug72: Not intentional, huh? I bet that dog had been planning it for weeks and is klicking himself for his shoddy aim.

/obscure?

Does Florida allow hunting deer with dogs? Does the dog just stay and guard the truck? Was the old man firing from the cab? something's not right.

The doggie used his opposable thumbs to release the safety and then fire the loaded Browning .308 rifle, after being denied steak.

wellreadneck: Does Florida allow hunting deer with dogs? Does the dog just stay and guard the truck? Was the old man firing from the cab? something's not right.

People go places other than work and leave their dogs at home? Unfathomable. Around here the drive-up windows have doggie bones for them.

JasonOfOrillia: Weirdly this isn't a repeat (new window).

Maybe our four-legged friends aren't so friendly after all.

That was my thought, too: "What, AGAIN?" *eyes Fido nervously*

Not intentional, huh? I bet that dog had been planning it for weeks and is kicking himself for his shoddy aim.

Well, it WAS a bumpy road. (-4 modifier for unstable platform)

FTFA:
Investigators say the pair was traveling down a bumpy road to a hunting stand when the dog got excited in the truck, stepped on and possibly released the safety, firing the Browning .308 rifle
and
The friend called 911 and led paramedics to where Brown was in the woods..

So where did the shooting take place? in the truck going over a bumpy road or in the woods? Sounds fishy to me.

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/obscure?

Plague Dogs.

Two go out; one comes back.

/Loony Tunes

It's a rough situation

*i-see-what-they-did-there.gif*

Was the dog in the man's will? Fido may have just seen on fark where a cat inherited 15.6 Million dollars... motive

prjindigo: You gotta be careful with those mixed pit-bull breeds, you'll think everything is just fine and dandy then one day SNAP they turn on you and rip your face off!

And now they have started using firearms.

/We're doomed, I say. DOOMED.

cryinoutloud: wellreadneck: Does Florida allow hunting deer with dogs? Does the dog just stay and guard the truck? Was the old man firing from the cab? something's not right.

People go places other than work and leave their dogs at home? Unfathomable. Around here the drive-up windows have doggie bones for them.

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As I recall, Molly Shannon's character wasn't too big on hunting in that film and judging by your inability to fathom the concept of stealth, you probably aren't either.

"CRY HAVOC' and let slip the dogs of war."

Good dog. Goooood dooooogie yes who's a gooooood doggie yes you are you ARE.

It's ruff being a dog.

If guns are banned, only pit bulls will have guns.

croesius: "Investigators say the pair was traveling down a bumpy road to a hunting stand when the dog got excited in the truck, stepped on and possibly released the safety, firing the Browning .308 rifle. "

Releasing the safety will NOT fire the rifle. Having an unsecured, loaded rifle in a car with your buddy and your dog on a bumpy ass road...well, you're makin' Darwin's job awfully easy.

/Darwin needs to work on his aim though.

Uh, the buddy was not in the truck.

Lt. DeLacure says a longtime hunting buddy of Brown's came back in a separate pickup to help Brown. The friend called 911 and led paramedics to where Brown was in the woods.

Link

Ginger, NO!