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		If some chick tells you she is a doctor, and wants to make your penis bigger by injecting something into it, well, use your best judgement (dailymail.co.uk)		117
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Codenamechaz

2011-12-10 06:02:20 PM

Clearly he should have gone to Doctor Mario.

Mugato

2011-12-10 06:41:36 PM

My penis does the injecting, toots.

AbbeySomeone

2011-12-10 06:47:37 PM

Somebody needs to have opposites explained to them.

BurnShrike

2011-12-10 06:53:07 PM

I wouldn't let anything that looked remotely like that woman near my penis. Yikes.

BarbadoSlim

2011-12-10 06:53:50 PM

What's her Fark handle?

Mega Steve

2011-12-10 06:54:42 PM

BurnShrike: I wouldn't let anything that looked remotely like that woman near my penis. Yikes.

Seriously. Looks like Latoya Jackson is turning into the Wolf Man

buckler

2011-12-10 06:55:23 PM

She looks exactly like the kind of stranger I would trust to give me an elective surgical procedure with common household tools.

here to help

2011-12-10 06:55:40 PM

*clicks link*

AAACK!!!

I wouldn't let that anywhere NEAR my junk! Never mind with a f*cking needle!

Von_Ruff

2011-12-10 06:55:49 PM

"BS, it only works the other way. Allow me to demonstrate."

Porous Horace

2011-12-10 06:55:53 PM

I almost did once, but politely declined when it turned out that what was to be injected was a rabbit. Even with the soft fur I'm sure it would've hurt.

zato_ichi

2011-12-10 06:56:14 PM

GET THAT NEEDLE AWAY FROM MY CAULK!

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2011-12-10 06:57:50 PM

The penis Doctor will see you now.

gregoropolis

2011-12-10 06:59:41 PM

wow that sucks, hes dead an now we know he had a small penis.

traylor

2011-12-10 07:00:01 PM

My penis is big enough, but thanks for the advice.

here to help

2011-12-10 07:01:24 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x291]

The penis Doctor will see you now.

AAAACKK!!!

I couldn't even read the article because of those glaring penis abusing eyes.

Now I must close this thread.

bye bye

the_vegetarian_cannibal

2011-12-10 07:01:31 PM

You know, for a British tabloid, the Daily Fail sure seems to love obsessively writing articles that deal with US news. Did they run out of scandals in the UK to report on or something?

cowgirl toffee

2011-12-10 07:01:51 PM

BurnShrike: I wouldn't let anything that looked remotely like that woman near my penis. Yikes.

That's a woman? O_o

bigworld2000

2011-12-10 07:02:04 PM

Darwin wins again. Somehow I find it hard to gather the empathy for someone who would pay for that to be done to him by her.

GungFu

2011-12-10 07:03:08 PM

Doctor?

Yessir, I am. I dun got ma medicational degree at Harvard. Look, see I got it all printed out nicely and framed too.

kemosabe

2011-12-10 07:03:17 PM

Why can't people just be happy with what they have.

Do any "enhancements" actually work? Seriously.

/Seriously, I want to know
//Not that I would..you know...
///Slashies!

BurnShrike

2011-12-10 07:03:46 PM

cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: I wouldn't let anything that looked remotely like that woman near my penis. Yikes.

That's a woman? O_o

The author of the article seems to think so.

MadUncleEoin

2011-12-10 07:04:38 PM

Hmmm...getting some woman to actually touch your penis...or death.

What's a Farker to choose?

some.old.lady.

2011-12-10 07:06:42 PM

I always feel sooo sorry for the men and women who have such a low opinion of themselves that they feel desperate enough to try dangerous methods to "improve" themselves.

C'mon, man/lady!!!! You deserve better!!!

GreenSun

2011-12-10 07:06:43 PM

To All Men:

Micro-penis, smaller than average, average, to fantastic sizes, just be happy with what you have! At least you're not some guy who can't jack off because he's dead or he lost his penis! Your life is more important than size!

janzee

2011-12-10 07:09:13 PM

Something about a chick talking about ones "p3nis" and "best judgement" don't seem to go together but, that's just me...

/still in basement

The Face Of Oblivion

2011-12-10 07:09:48 PM

"It worked for my penis. honey."

CapnBlues

2011-12-10 07:09:54 PM

GreenSun: To All Men:

Micro-penis, smaller than average, average, to fantastic sizes, just be happy with what you have! At least you're not ~~some guy who can't jack off because he's dead or he lost his penis! Your life is more important than size!~~ a woman.

HA HA! It's so true. Even men with small dicks make more money than women.

Balchinian

2011-12-10 07:13:06 PM

I came in to say that if she were more attractive you wouldn't need to have her inject anything to make it bigger. Now that I have seen her photo however, all I can think of to say is:
"She is going to need a bigger syringe."

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-12-10 07:13:37 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x291]

She looks like the bastard child of Whitney Houston and Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Or... He looks like?

cowgirl toffee

2011-12-10 07:13:47 PM

BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: I wouldn't let anything that looked remotely like that woman near my penis. Yikes.

That's a woman? O_o

The author of the article seems to think so.

I would have to see documented proof before I would believe it.
Even if I had a court-signed, stone tablet from God, I would still have difficulty believing she doesn't have an enhanced penis of her own... but hey, that's just me.

Notabunny

2011-12-10 07:13:52 PM

GreenSun: Your life is more important than size!

Penis owners laugh at your naiveté

Le Geno Vert

2011-12-10 07:15:27 PM

came for this *snrt*

leaving flat

/nicht, gar nicht

NBSV

2011-12-10 07:15:58 PM

Woah wait a second. The article said people would get industrial grade silicone instead of medical grade and then mentioned a model getting busted injecting silicone caulk into people's ass?! WTF is wrong with these people.

Nick Nostril

2011-12-10 07:16:00 PM

Her medical supply house...

publikenemy

2011-12-10 07:16:18 PM

An ugly chick who wants to prick my dick is sick and needs a kick and a stick from an ice pick by a slick hick named mick

/got nuthn

offmymeds

2011-12-10 07:17:46 PM

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE???!!!

ultraholland

2011-12-10 07:17:48 PM

whoa man

Relatively Obscure

2011-12-10 07:18:24 PM

Last year a New Jersey model was charged with providing toxic buttock boosting silicon calk injections to six women

...

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

BurnShrike

2011-12-10 07:18:28 PM

offmymeds: WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE???!!!

Her silicone is melting?

cig-mkr

2011-12-10 07:19:48 PM

Around here, Charlotte, NC some woman was injecting silicon caulk, she bought at Home Depot, into dancer's asses for enhancements. Didn't go well either.

M0nkeyp0x

2011-12-10 07:19:55 PM

Mugato: My penis does the injecting, toots.

Nice.

BackAssward

2011-12-10 07:20:41 PM

BurnShrike: offmymeds: WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE???!!!

Her silicone is melting?

She tried the penis injection on herself... face-wise?

rebelyell2006

2011-12-10 07:21:20 PM

Seems appropriate (NSFW)

BurnShrike

2011-12-10 07:23:41 PM

rebelyell2006: Seems appropriate (NSFW)

Oh My GOD!

offmymeds

2011-12-10 07:24:54 PM

rebelyell2006: Seems appropriate (NSFW)

Gee...thanks. That's just what I needed to see before supper. *hurk*

Mildot

2011-12-10 07:25:01 PM