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(LiveLeak)   Tae Kwon Do match between two little kids who haven't quite grasped the concept yet   (liveleak.com) divider line 43
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2011-12-10 06:38:55 PM  
I don't want to sound like an internet tough guy, but I know two yellow belts in Tae Kwon Do whose asses I could kick.
 
2011-12-10 06:44:17 PM  
I think that was actually a variant on the Hokey Pokey.
 
2011-12-10 07:14:35 PM  
The whole Tae Kwon Do scam is still around?

/Ok, video was cute.
 
2011-12-10 07:17:58 PM  
Tae Kwon Do or Tae Kwon Do Not. There is no Tae Kwon Try.
 
2011-12-10 07:21:10 PM  
The kid in blue kicked his own ass.
 
2011-12-10 07:26:11 PM  
This would be great if it were set to some polka music.
 
2011-12-10 07:27:53 PM  
Reminds me of the fight scene from The 5000 fingers of Dr. T
 
2011-12-10 07:33:11 PM  

TsarTom: I don't want to sound like an internet tough guy, but I know two yellow belts in Tae Kwon Do whose asses I could kick.


Tournament rules?
 
2011-12-10 07:37:29 PM  
I was waiting for the Irish jig music to start.
 
2011-12-10 07:40:46 PM  
Sweep the leg, Johnny.
 
2011-12-10 08:03:57 PM  
Looks the same.
 
2011-12-10 08:05:07 PM  
This video is the reason the internet was invented.

Gonna go watch it a few more times.

/maybe I'll learn some new moves
 
2011-12-10 08:16:34 PM  
That is a film about the US Congress.
 
2011-12-10 08:24:42 PM  
The only thing that would make that better is a father yelling "KILL HIM" in frustration.
 
2011-12-10 08:30:18 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Sweep the legStep, ball, change, Johnny.

 
2011-12-10 08:58:06 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-10 09:02:33 PM  

2wolves: TsarTom: I don't want to sound like an internet tough guy, but I know two yellow belts in Tae Kwon Do whose asses I could kick.

Tournament rules?


Way to cramp his style, Dude.

/ Left foot in, left foot out, shake it all about, HYAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!
 
2011-12-10 09:36:48 PM  

Peki: I was waiting for the Irish jig music to start.


www.lasplash.com

Approve.
 
2011-12-10 09:47:49 PM  
Mother is laughing her ass off... wonder if the father was laughing as hard when he saw the recording... and the bill for probably $95^ he had to pay for his kid to learn to 'Get out your seat and jump around.. and jump around..'
 
2011-12-10 10:02:45 PM  
Oh My God! That was vicious. Who laughs at violence? Who makes their kid get beat up THEN laugh the whole time? "Aw, kids beating the crap out of each other, how cute."

Child Protective Services should get involved. Disgusting.
 
2011-12-10 10:44:42 PM  
ewoks in training...
 
2011-12-10 10:48:43 PM  
that was great, thanks, i needed that laugh...
 
2011-12-10 11:24:12 PM  
That would have been awesome if, amid the tittering and laughing, big red totally busted through the rib cage of little blue and pulled out his still beating heart.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
 
2011-12-10 11:58:30 PM  
That was way, way more interesting than any MMA fight.
 
2011-12-11 12:29:08 AM  
Wow - parents subject their kids to this?! o.O

At least let them get out of diapers before you start indoctrinating fear/violence.
 
2011-12-11 12:37:09 AM  
i1207.photobucket.com

Have you got your cup on? Because I will hit you there.
 
2011-12-11 01:29:57 AM  

StopLurkListen: Oh My God! That was vicious. Who laughs at violence? Who makes their kid get beat up THEN laugh the whole time? "Aw, kids beating the crap out of each other, how cute."

Child Protective Services should get involved. Disgusting.


1/10
 
2011-12-11 02:17:00 AM  
*giggles uncontrollably *
Too cute. Kid in blue had me in stitches with his kicking from behind.
 
2011-12-11 02:42:22 AM  
Study... study
i870.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-11 06:19:38 AM  
Looks more like Morris Dancing.
 
2011-12-11 06:31:41 AM  
In thirty years both those children could kick all your butts!
 
2011-12-11 10:00:35 AM  

StopLurkListen: Oh My God! That was vicious. Who laughs at violence? Who makes their kid get beat up THEN laugh the whole time? "Aw, kids beating the crap out of each other, how cute."

Child Protective Services should get involved. Disgusting.


...says the person with zero martial arts experience and therefore no standing to judge others...
 
2011-12-11 11:17:20 AM  
I want to see the thought bubbles of those kids... visualizing themselves as Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee in the heat of battle.

I'm positive that's how they'll replay that fight in their own minds in the future.
 
2011-12-11 11:59:00 AM  

TheMega: Mother is laughing her ass off... wonder if the father was laughing as hard when he saw the recording... and the bill for probably $95^ he had to pay for his kid to learn to 'Get out your seat and jump around.. and jump around..'


Yeah, I'm torn. While I think it's good that kids are turning off the TV and video games, I'm left wondering, "what did the kids learn here?"
 
2011-12-11 01:16:59 PM  

D-D-D-Dave: I'm left wondering, "what did the kids learn here?"


That physical activity is fun, and life isn't about moving as little as possible.
 
2011-12-11 02:30:25 PM  
My 6-yr-old took TKD classes this past fall for the first time through the local PAL. It was all I could do to keep from pissing my pants from laughing so hard. 50 kids yelling YAAA! and trying to learn the moves, so much comedy cuteness a lot of you would have gone into a diabetic coma.
 
2011-12-11 02:37:48 PM  

Ablejack: In thirty years both those children could kick all your butts!



I f**king well hope so. I'll be 75 years old.
 
2011-12-11 06:49:55 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: StopLurkListen: Oh My God! That was vicious. Who laughs at violence? Who makes their kid get beat up THEN laugh the whole time? "Aw, kids beating the crap out of each other, how cute."

Child Protective Services should get involved. Disgusting.

...says the person with zero martial arts experience and therefore no standing to judge others...


Oh you're adorable.
 
2011-12-11 10:19:35 PM  
It's like watching kids that age try soccer, or tee-ball, or any other sport. If you're any kind of a decent person, you don't care how well they do, you're just happy they're moving around, like what they're doing, and the fact that they're providing you with enough comedy entertainment to leave you holding your sides on the floor, out of breath, with tears streaming down your face from laughing so damned hard.
 
2011-12-12 02:49:53 AM  
I haven't seen a fight that brutal since the Sharks threw down with the Jets...
 
2011-12-12 04:08:49 PM  

buckler: It's like watching kids that age try soccer, or tee-ball, or any other sport. If you're any kind of a decent person, you don't care how well they do, you're just happy they're moving around, like what they're doing, and the fact that they're providing you with enough comedy entertainment to leave you holding your sides on the floor, out of breath, with tears streaming down your face from laughing so damned hard.


Well if anything they have one part down right: they kept on their toes the whole time.
 
2011-12-12 08:04:57 PM  

chemrebel: My 6-yr-old took TKD classes this past fall for the first time through the local PAL. It was all I could do to keep from pissing my pants from laughing so hard. 50 kids yelling YAAA! and trying to learn the moves, so much comedy cuteness a lot of you would have gone into a diabetic coma.


Mine are 7 and almost five, and both tested for their Yellow belts last week (and passed). While there are kids like these in their classes (they can start when they turn 4) they usually have to have more of an idea of that they're doing then this to even make it to white high.

For Yellow belt, my kids had to memorize a fair bit of terminology, learn and execute their first form, as well as show good mechanics on about 3 new kicks and 2 new punches as well as all the stuff they did to go from white to white high. I guess I need to get their school to get in a tourney with these guys, they'd wipe the floor with them.

/and no, I wouldn't let either of my kids actually spar with kids at that level, unless they were instructing
//an by instructing, I mean a set of pads to use as a target that can move.
 
2011-12-12 08:24:07 PM  
That was brutal I could barely stand to watch.
 
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