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(Redding Record Searchlight)   Man rams one car into an apartment, then rams another car into his girlfriend's apartment, kicks down the door and, sheriff says, "this is where it gets kind of weird, he takes off all his clothes and starts jumping on cars"   (redding.com) divider line 32
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2011-12-10 06:50:07 PM  
Was alcohol involved?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-10 06:56:41 PM  
It's about 30 degrees out. He takes off all his clothes, runs across the street and starts jumping on cars.

If I were wearing nothing but shorts in 30 degree (F) weather I would be running and jumping too.
 
2011-12-10 10:16:37 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2011-12-10 10:23:43 PM  
Did anybody else idly skip to the bottom of the article first, and then see half the quotes were credited to a 'Solus', and get irrationally excited because they thought it was Mordin Solus?

Just me?
 
2011-12-10 10:29:00 PM  

""The landlord tells (Racle), 'The police are coming,' and, this is where it gets kind of weird," Solus said. "It's about 30 degrees out. He takes off all his clothes, runs across the street and starts jumping on cars."


Run.


img580.imageshack.us

 
2011-12-10 10:29:34 PM  
Everybody knows that you''re insane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvo_NRFnF9c

/rocks out
 
2011-12-10 10:30:41 PM  
That's what I do when I play Saints Row 3.
 
2011-12-10 10:33:51 PM  
What's his fark handle?
 
2011-12-10 10:34:41 PM  

Twitch Boy: That's what I do when I play Saints Row 3.


Yeah, but how do you play the game?
 
2011-12-10 10:39:04 PM  
Pfttth...amateur...

image.take40.com
 
2011-12-10 10:39:27 PM  
don't want to fark with a farker that flips pool tables

/my balls!
 
2011-12-10 10:40:52 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Pfttth...amateur...


Is that a golf club wrapped in an umbrella, or just a really pimp umbrella?
 
2011-12-10 10:48:14 PM  
...And in my drunken stupor I did what I should'a never done

and now I'm sittin here talkin' to you drunk and on the run
 
2011-12-10 10:49:11 PM  
www.gsp.org

He hates these cars! Stay away from the cars!
 
2011-12-10 10:52:56 PM  
Well, sometime people get stressed out after playing Frogger for 26 hours straight.
 
2011-12-10 10:53:21 PM  
I love that state farm commercial...

seattletimes.nwsource.com

I miss you Jessica!
 
2011-12-10 10:54:36 PM  
Ah crap. My hometown news paper....


Whatthefark: Meth is a hell of a drug.


This is Meth Cap USA.
 
2011-12-10 11:00:43 PM  
Guy has issues with cars. Don't punish the car-challenged!
 
2011-12-10 11:05:15 PM  

Bucky Katt: Was alcohol involved?


Whatthefark: Meth is a hell of a drug.

 
2011-12-10 11:05:50 PM  
Meth hell, we're into PCP territory.
 
2011-12-10 11:38:41 PM  

Whatthefark: Meth is a hell of a drug.


Meth is so played out. It's all about bath salts this year.
 
2011-12-10 11:41:46 PM  
"It would appear he was high on methamphetamine,"

A direct quote from Maj. Understatement
 
2011-12-10 11:56:42 PM  

Crazymuthafarker: [www.gsp.org image 320x240]

He hates these cars! Stay away from the cars!


first thing I thought of. glad it has been covered.

carry on
 
2011-12-11 12:05:15 AM  
Dad?
 
2011-12-11 02:04:13 AM  
images.wikia.com

You wanna go that way?
 
2011-12-11 02:13:33 AM  
Anyone who has been in a relationship with a female will find such behavior somewhat understandable. Gay men in stable normal relationships with rational logical partners that don't menstruate might it's weird though.
 
2011-12-11 02:20:04 AM  
I'm from Philly, so that shiat just sounds like Tuesday.....

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-11 06:49:33 AM  
29.media.tumblr.com

Dave's Syndrome is manifesting at lower and lower temperatures.
 
2011-12-11 11:12:24 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Meth hell, we're into PCP territory.


Ether country.
 
2011-12-11 11:26:53 AM  
"It's about 30 degrees out. He takes off all his clothes, runs across the street and starts jumping on cars.

Cadillacs. LIncolns, too. Mercury and Subaru, and he don't stop.

Then, when there's no more cars, he goes out at night and jumps on bars."
 
2011-12-11 05:08:55 PM  
Meh!
img248.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-11 05:45:40 PM  
Sounds like a story an old buddy told me when we met up after not having seen each other in about 10 years. It was about on par with what happened here.


/needless to say I don't hang out with that guy anymore...
 
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