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(Duluth News Tribune) Sad Not news: Parents suspect kid of smoking. News: They want the kid beaten up because of it. FARK: They farm out the job to a guy known as an child-discipline "enforcer"   (duluthnewstribune.com) divider line 50
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2011-12-10 03:52:54 PM
Investigators believe Kim has been used in this way by other families in the congregation, and asked for victims and witnesses to come forward.

The name of the church was not released, but Bachman said it was located in La Habra.


I figured that religion factored into it somehow.
 
2011-12-10 04:33:36 PM
They should have hired this guy:
 
2011-12-10 04:34:13 PM
Let's try that again:

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2011-12-10 06:46:39 PM
I hope the kid puts Cigarettes out in his nutjob religious parents eyes.
 
2011-12-10 07:00:02 PM
images1.fanpop.com

And that is why you always leave a note!
 
2011-12-10 07:11:39 PM
Do they really believe in the Bible? Really? Because I know what the punishment should be...

Eye for an eye.
 
2011-12-10 07:30:55 PM
St_Francis_P: Investigators believe Kim has been used in this way by other families in the congregation, and asked for victims and witnesses to come forward.

The name of the church was not released, but Bachman said it was located in La Habra.

I figured that religion factored into it somehow.


That was my first thought as well, TFA just left out the part where he was molested in some way or videotaped.
He probably really needed a smoke after that.
 
2011-12-10 07:38:15 PM
For those of us on the right coast...

What church are they referring to? Is it a cult?
 
2011-12-10 07:39:42 PM
Hell yes mom and dad need to be charged.
 
2011-12-10 08:18:10 PM
2wolves: For those of us on the right coast...

What church are they referring to? Is it a cult?


Aren't they all?
 
2011-12-10 08:19:03 PM
put out the cig or imma beat you with this lead pipe! way to go california.
 
2011-12-10 08:19:23 PM
Religion, winning people over one child beating at a time.
 
2011-12-10 08:20:14 PM
Well I'm sure that'll teach the kid not to rebel
 
2011-12-10 08:20:23 PM
Came for the J. Walter Weatherman pic, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-12-10 08:22:47 PM
Wow, they brought in this guy?

centpourcentcatch.free.fr

Tough love, I guess.
 
2011-12-10 08:23:33 PM
Ohhhhh boy.....anti/pro child abuse Farkers and anti/pro smoking Farkers in the same thread?
 
2011-12-10 08:23:53 PM
I live close to all cities involved and to be honest it can be any church as the area is littered with them. However seeing as how the guy's last name was Kim and lived in Chino Hillls and the parents lived in Irvine then I will assume that it's one of the Korean Churches in La Habra. Or one of the other Asian congregations. Just a hunch. I can be wrong.
 
2011-12-10 08:24:08 PM
namegoeshere: Do they really believe in the Bible? Really? Because I know what the punishment should be...

Eye for an eye.


Matthew 5:38-39

38 "You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'[h] 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.
 
2011-12-10 08:26:02 PM
found the church
Link (new window)
 
2011-12-10 08:27:30 PM
What the hell is wrong with these people? I savor every opportunity I get to beat my kids. They're paying people to have all the fun? People are bonkers these days.
 
2011-12-10 08:28:20 PM
scruffy1: found the church
Link (new window)


i.dailymail.co.uk

Yup...that is definitely one tiny pissed off Korean they've got there.
 
2011-12-10 08:28:26 PM
genner: namegoeshere: Do they really believe in the Bible? Really? Because I know what the punishment should be...

Eye for an eye.

Matthew 5:38-39

38 "You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'[h] 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.


And when they slap you on the left cheek, smile and kick them in the nuts. Thus endeth the lesson.
 
2011-12-10 08:31:18 PM
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: What the hell is wrong with these people? I savor every opportunity I get to beat my kids. They're paying people to have all the fun? People are bonkers these days.

I'm sick of all the good American jobs getting outsourced to various Asian communities.
 
2011-12-10 08:34:30 PM
radarlove: Ohhhhh boy.....anti/pro child abuse Farkers and anti/pro smoking Farkers in the same thread?

Not just that, but the "religion is the cause of all evil" crowd gets to chime in too. We're set for a good thread.

As an aside, if this doesn't work, are they gonna send the kid to once of those child-prison camps that are supposed teach "discipline"? Or are those pretty much shut down these days?
 
2011-12-10 08:36:33 PM
That's what's wrong with America...

now we even outsource the beating of our own Christian children to the Asians...

/farkin country
 
2011-12-10 08:36:44 PM
taurusowner: radarlove: Ohhhhh boy.....anti/pro child abuse Farkers and anti/pro smoking Farkers in the same thread?

Not just that, but the "religion is the cause of all evil" crowd gets to chime in too. We're set for a good thread.

As an aside, if this doesn't work, are they gonna send the kid to once of those child-prison camps that are supposed teach "discipline"? Or are those pretty much shut down these days?


If only. Scary farking shiat, those places.
 
2011-12-10 08:41:20 PM
Spare the rod, spoil the child?

As a bonus, it's applicable in situations involving beatings AND molestation.
 
2011-12-10 08:46:40 PM
Coffee Snob: Spare the rod, spoil the child?

Excepting, of course, the Bible doesn't say that.

/a 17th c. poem about spanking your girlfriend does, though
 
2011-12-10 08:46:58 PM
scruffy1: I will assume that it's one of the Korean Churches

Paging Oddjob. Oddjob, please to the abuse line..

www.007james.com
 
2011-12-10 08:52:01 PM
by 15 the damage is done. in 30 years maybe he'll have his head bolted back on again.
 
2011-12-10 08:54:11 PM
namegoeshere: Hell yes mom and dad need to be charged.

This. I don't even understand how it can be in question. If I pay someone to kick your ass, both the guy who kicks your ass AND I get in trouble.
 
2011-12-10 08:55:47 PM
ArcadianRefugee: Coffee Snob: Spare the rod, spoil the child?

Excepting, of course, the Bible doesn't say that.

/a 17th c. poem about spanking your girlfriend does, though


Fair enough. But it fit the joke so I went for it.
 
2011-12-10 08:58:50 PM
What's the going rate for beating up a kid these days?
 
2011-12-10 09:00:22 PM
I wouldn't have a problem with religion if it didn't attract so many batshiat crazy people.
 
2011-12-10 09:07:09 PM
Between this sort of thing and letting kids die by withholding medical care in favor of prayer, I just want to throttle some of these motherfarkers.
 
2011-12-10 09:11:14 PM
Ed Finnerty,
And that is why you always leave a note!


Thanks Ed, I came for that.
 
2011-12-10 09:29:38 PM
NateAsbestos
namegoeshere: Hell yes mom and dad need to be charged.

This. I don't even understand how it can be in question.


Might be a matter of collecting enough evidence first:

"We thought the guy would give him hard work around the church. We were going for something like community service. We never expected that animal to beat our poor, poor snowflake. And now he's trying to shift the blame onto us!
And son, if you're going to tell the cops something else, remember that there are more metal rods where the first one came from."
 
2011-12-10 09:36:39 PM
The Voice of Doom: NateAsbestos
namegoeshere: Hell yes mom and dad need to be charged.

This. I don't even understand how it can be in question.

Might be a matter of collecting enough evidence first:

"We thought the guy would give him hard work around the church. We were going for something like community service. We never expected that animal to beat our poor, poor snowflake. And now he's trying to shift the blame onto us!
And son, if you're going to tell the cops something else, remember that there are more metal rods where the first one came from."


That sounds just about right.

/Gods, people like this make me sick...
 
2011-12-10 10:00:39 PM
This story will make a fine script for :
A) Law and Order.
B) The Lifetime Channel
C) A wacky crazy sit - com.
D) All of the above.
 
2011-12-10 10:03:16 PM
Boy, that article was just chock full of information!
 
2011-12-10 10:39:24 PM
 
2011-12-10 11:50:30 PM
2wolves: For those of us on the right coast...

What church are they referring to? Is it a cult?


Aren't most?
 
2011-12-10 11:55:57 PM
scruffy1: found the church
Link (new window)


Lutheran. No surprise there.
 
2011-12-11 02:41:38 AM
sites.google.com

/ Why you no smokemperor
 
2011-12-11 07:24:52 AM
namegoeshere 2011-12-10 08:28:26 PM
genner: namegoeshere: Do they really believe in the Bible? Really? Because I know what the punishment should be...

Eye for an eye.



38 "You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'[h] 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.


40And if any man will sue you at the law, and take away your coat, let him have your cloak also. 41And whoever shall compel you to go a mile, go with him two. 42Give to him that asks you, and from him that would borrow of you turn not you away.
 
2011-12-11 08:50:46 AM
slayer199: Let's try that again:

Wrong SNL sketch.

Seriously, no Nicotrel?
 
2011-12-11 09:10:31 AM
radarlove: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: What the hell is wrong with these people? I savor every opportunity I get to beat my kids. They're paying people to have all the fun? People are bonkers these days.

I'm sick of all the good American jobs getting outsourced to various Asian communities.


+1 got a laugh out of me.

/Ooh! Seat upgrade!
 
2011-12-11 11:35:43 AM
rjakobi: slayer199: Let's try that again:

Wrong SNL sketch.

Seriously, no Nicotrel?


Stop smoking with Nicotrel (new window)
 
2011-12-11 11:51:44 AM
The San Bernardino County District Attorney's office was reviewing the sheriff's department report and will decide whether to charge the teen's father, Bachman said. It wasn't immediately known whether the father was present at the time of the beating.

?

The DA suddenly forget conspiracy to commit a felony and accessory before the fact?
 
2011-12-11 12:41:38 PM
Hmmm, let's see:

1. Punk beats kid with pipe, stick or something;

2. Kid shoots punk;

3. Punk dies, investigation proves parents put him up to it;

4. Kid sells story to tabloid press, docudrama, TV show, etc;

5. Kid gets rich, parents rot in jail.

That about get it?
 
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