To be fair to ADELE, it takes a while to find a new guy, fall in love, get dumped, then write really creepy songs about stalking him.

In 10 years, we'll see which songs are still being played on the radio.

Adele is talking 2 to 3 more years before she releases her next album of AutoTune mediocritycameroncrazy1984: Face it, no one wants to hear a fat chick singing...

...cuz they don't want the opera to end?>

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: cameroncrazy1984: Face it, no one wants to hear a fat chick singing about god knows what. Except Aretha Franklin.

I think this applies to fat people in general. You have Aretha, Meat Loaf, and now Adele. At the moment, I can't think of any overweight singer that actually sounds good.

?

Rihanna can dump dat ass of hers right on my lap

I hate Adele. She sounds like she's a heavy smoker who has survived throat cancer. That isn't to say I like Rhianna either. Both suck IMO.

cameroncrazy1984: Face it, no one wants to hear a fat chick singing about god knows what. Except Aretha Franklin.

Depends on the fat chick (new window)

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I heart you so much.

Talon: I hate Adele. She sounds like she's a heavy smoker who has survived throat cancer. That isn't to say I like Rhianna either. Both suck IMO.

That's cause they have to pull Adele from the buffet, and that takes 2 to 3 years and a team of lumberjacks.

If Adele plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on her last tour she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

It gives her plenty more times to write songs about how men treat her so horribly.

Listen to some real music.

cameroncrazy1984: Britney Spear's Speculum: In 10 years, we'll see which songs are still being played on the radio.

Neither?

Both? Older Britney Spears songs still gets airplay a decade after she hit the scene.

/likes Adele
//Loves Rihana
///Found love
////In a hopeless place.

Not defending Rihanna's "talent" one iota, but generally, it's smart for most R&B and/or pop acts to crap out as much derivative new material as possible, since nowadays the release of "new pop single A" then gets remixed a million times over by various DJs for only further proliferation.

I don't listen to the radio stations or other media that would expose me to the studio tracks of a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry, but from just being "out and about" on a weekend night is where I even first heard of those two and others.

/when you're sh*tfaced, a club remix of "hot n cold" is surprisingly passable

My music is better than yours!!!

/likes Adele...
//Meh towards Rihanna..

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I think this applies to fat people in general. You have Aretha, Meat Loaf, and now Adele. At the moment, I can't think of any overweight singer that actually sounds good.



/not a singer but close enough

On some of the download sites I go to, there are three people who seem to have an album or CD out every farking month or so.

1. Rihanna
2. David Guetta
3. Armin Van Buren(sp)

Thank fark I'm not a fan or I'd be selling my ass at the local truck stop toilets to get extra money to keep up buying their shiat.
No wonder people download so much. It's to keep their ass virginity.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey:

I think this applies to fat people in general. You have Aretha, Meat Loaf, and now Adele. At the moment, I can't think of any overweight singer that actually sounds good.


Elvis

Fats Domino

Cee-Lo

Jim Morrison

Too bad they both suck...

Rhianna is that singer who found love in a homeless place, right?

bush: If Adele plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on her last tour she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

I sort of figured the fat ass biatch did that sort of thing from the first time i saw her. She has that "heavy pooper" vibe about her.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey:

I think this applies to fat people in general. You have Aretha, Meat Loaf, and now Adele. At the moment, I can't think of any overweight singer that actually sounds good.

Paging Mr. Legolas. Paging Mr. Legolas. We have an escaped troll needing killed.

I'll take her instead.

She'll break YOUR heart, not the other way around, and if you hit her, she'll hit you back.

cameroncrazy1984: Face it, no one wants to hear a fat chick singing about god knows what. Except Aretha Franklin.

Show a little respect.

Whatthefark: Rhianna is that singer who found love in a homeless place, right?

No no, it was a homeless sleigh

Harry_Seldon: cameroncrazy1984: Face it, no one wants to hear a fat chick singing about god knows what. Except Aretha Franklin.

Show a little respect.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm not defending her music, I'm merely commenting on how lazy this headline is

and I'll drink to that

/only song of hers i like

Meh. Call me when she chokes on a sandwich.

Adele sounds to me like a less-interesting Fiona Apple. She's good, but her music isn't quite as unique as Fiona's. Her voice is very similar.

Honestly, I'd rather just have a new Fiona Apple album.

LewDux: Harry_Seldon: cameroncrazy1984: Face it, no one wants to hear a fat chick singing about god knows what. Except Aretha Franklin.

Show a little respect.

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You people make me feel old.

BarbadoSlim: bush: If Adele plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on her last tour she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

I sort of figured the fat ass biatch did that sort of thing from the first time i saw her. She has that "heavy pooper" vibe about her.

You not only missed the meme, you also took it seriously. Maybe take some time and figure out this whole internet thing before posting again.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: She's got nothing on Peter Gabriel, I'll tell you that.

/waiting for original music since 2002

cameroncrazy1984: Face it, no one wants to hear a fat chick singing about god knows what. Except Aretha Franklin.

I think this applies to fat people in general. You have Aretha, Meat Loaf, and now Adele. At the moment, I can't think of any overweight singer that actually sounds good.

At least we're getting something good from him.

Why is it when I read her name I always want to pronounce it like:



/Adelay
//Adelay
///Adelay
\fun to say

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I'll take her instead.

She'll break YOUR heart, not the other way around, and if you hit her, she'll hit you back.

She'll do. There are very, very few reasons (ie imminent death caused by her) which could justify hitting a woman. That said, if one of said reasons existed, I doubt she'd be able to get back up and hit the man.

Adele's songs just don't resonate with me much.

I mean, I really want to like her songs, her voice is nice. But her actual lyrics are terrible. Like black eyed peas and Fergie terrible.

And all of the whopping 2 songs of hers they played every 30 farking minutes on top 40s stations make me want to stab the playlist people in the feet until they die.