FARK.com: (6804590) Obama sets off White House metal detector. Knowing it is the only way to keep him out of the White House, Republicans introduce bill to force Obama to carry a 50 pound piece of steel in his pants at all times

		Obama sets off White House metal detector. Knowing it is the only way to keep him out of the White House, Republicans introduce bill to force Obama to carry a 50 pound piece of steel in his pants at all times (content.usatoday.com)		83
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chiett

2011-12-10 12:38:29 PM

Naw ... all you have to do to keep Obama out of the White House is tell him it's time for the Weekly Vacation !

ginandbacon

2011-12-10 12:42:25 PM

That's a cute story.

Doctor Funkenstein

2011-12-10 12:49:08 PM

It was probably that bongo he farts on that set it off.

*plbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb*
*bing, boom*
*beep, beep, beep, beep, beep*

hubiestubert

2011-12-10 01:04:45 PM

So, does this mean that Sarah Palin is President now?

unyon

2011-12-10 01:08:45 PM

chiett: Naw ... all you have to do to keep Obama out of the White House is tell him it's time for the Weekly Vacation !

And yet still behind GW in his vacation days. It tells you how truly high the bar has been set.

St_Francis_P

2011-12-10 01:11:51 PM

hubiestubert: So, does this mean that Sarah Palin is President now?

Until she quits; then it's Bachmann.

hubiestubert

2011-12-10 01:15:54 PM

St_Francis_P: hubiestubert: So, does this mean that Sarah Palin is President now?

Until she quits; then it's Bachmann.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

clancifer

2011-12-10 01:35:54 PM

chiett: Naw ... all you have to do to keep Obama out of the White House is tell him it's time for the Weekly Vacation !

He should stop trying to out do Bush and Reagan.

serial_crusher

2011-12-10 02:08:43 PM

Can we make him go through TSA procedure every time he flies anywhere?

FishyFred

2011-12-10 02:12:23 PM

"We want you to carry around a 50-pound hunk of steel in your pants."

"Ah... but I already do."

YYYEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

hubiestubert

2011-12-10 02:18:56 PM

serial_crusher: Can we make him go through TSA procedure every time he flies anywhere?

To be fair, it's Congress that needs to be subjected to it. Eric Cantor has to walk around without his shoes a few more times, and have his luggage torn apart every time he flies home and Mitch McConnel has to have his chin bag searched, we might see a change in heart about his crap...

violentsalvation

2011-12-10 02:25:12 PM

I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

nekom

2011-12-10 02:26:24 PM

WTF IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM!?!?

GAT_00

2011-12-10 02:40:03 PM

violentsalvation: I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

Didn't he have a Crackberry at one point that he said he lived off of?

downstairs

2011-12-10 02:42:05 PM

GAT_00: violentsalvation: I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

Didn't he have a Crackberry at one point that he said he lived off of?

Yep, but I think they had an issue with the fact that Blackberry's all have their data go through, and stored on Canadian servers.. I'm sure they found some sort of custom solution.

downstairs

2011-12-10 02:43:19 PM

downstairs: GAT_00: violentsalvation: I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

Didn't he have a Crackberry at one point that he said he lived off of?

Yep, but I think they had an issue with the fact that Blackberry's all have their data go through, and stored on Canadian servers.. I'm sure they found some sort of custom solution.

No idea why I made Blackberry possessive. Haven't finished my coffee yet.

violentsalvation

2011-12-10 02:43:32 PM

GAT_00: violentsalvation: I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

Didn't he have a Crackberry at one point that he said he lived off of?

I think so, but last I heard anything about it was like 2 years ago.

violentsalvation

2011-12-10 02:58:26 PM

I guess I was just kinda hoping he has some super secret DARPA phone with nuclear launch control apps and stuff like that.

Gig103

2011-12-10 03:02:25 PM

downstairs: Yep, but I think they had an issue with the fact that Blackberry's all have their data go through, and stored on Canadian servers.. I'm sure they found some sort of custom solution.

Word is the replacement is a General Dynamics Sectera Edge (new window)

GAT_00

2011-12-10 03:21:05 PM

Gig103: downstairs: Yep, but I think they had an issue with the fact that Blackberry's all have their data go through, and stored on Canadian servers.. I'm sure they found some sort of custom solution.

Word is the replacement is a General Dynamics Sectera Edge (new window)

*Googles*

That thing looks bulky. Probably the comm equipment, but that lets it have a big screen and keys. My Ally may be extremely memory limited, but I love the keyboard.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey

2011-12-10 03:23:35 PM

It was obviously his brass balls that set it off.

cman

2011-12-10 03:35:11 PM

How is this ironic?

whidbey

2011-12-10 04:01:17 PM

Wow, maybe he is a metallic-based reptilian from the parallel universe after all. I had my suspicions.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass

2011-12-10 04:03:29 PM

FishyFred: "We want you to carry around a 50-pound hunk of steel in your pants."

"Ah... but I already do."

YYYEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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jjorsett

2011-12-10 04:05:02 PM

nekom: WTF IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM!?!?

Other than his policies, his cabinet, his VP, and his competence for the office? None that I can think of.

He seems like a nice guy on a personal level. Unfortunately, that doesn't make up for the rest of it.

whidbey

2011-12-10 04:10:38 PM

jjorsett: nekom: WTF IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM!?!?

Other than his policies, his cabinet, his VP, and his competence for the office? None that I can think of.

He seems like a nice guy on a personal level. Unfortunately, that doesn't make up for the rest of it.

Funny how you missed the biggest problem of all.

www.designerornaments.com

LouDobbsAwaaaay

2011-12-10 04:13:58 PM

So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

JRoo

2011-12-10 04:22:55 PM

No Glocks in the White House Obama!

This is the capital of America! Not a GODDAMN SPIKE LEE JOINT!

ultraholland

2011-12-10 04:24:17 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

Yes, but they'll still stick her on top of a news van to double as a satellite relay.

Soon Right Away

2011-12-10 04:27:54 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

Just the plate?

zerkalo

2011-12-10 04:28:59 PM

Relax, it was just body armor, the kind that provides protection from bullets, shrapn***************** CARRIER LOST**************

Tax Boy

2011-12-10 04:29:05 PM

Well, at least he was able to find the entrance this time.

Soon Right Away

2011-12-10 04:33:26 PM

cman: How is this ironic?

That is my only guess.

ultraholland

2011-12-10 04:35:08 PM

JRoo: No Glocks in the White House Obama!

p1.la-img.com

approves

Soon Right Away

2011-12-10 04:35:44 PM

winterwhile: 3 million folks out of work

agree

best part... they are out of work forever

thanks Obama they surly love you

whats for xmas this year... dem-o-rat nothing

Don't you have a sister to fellate? Or I guess you could keep posting worthless shiat that has nothing to do with the thread.

zusya

2011-12-10 04:36:51 PM

hubiestubert: serial_crusher: Can we make him go through TSA procedure every time he flies anywhere?

To be fair, it's Congress that needs to be subjected to it. Eric Cantor has to walk around without his shoes a few more times, and have his luggage torn apart every time he flies home and Mitch McConnel has to have his chin bag searched, we might see a change in heart about his crap...

paul ryan was once behind me in line to get on a plane. he and his aides all had to go through the same TSA bs. don't know if boehner, cantor, mcconnell, et al face the same treatment as well, or not. all i know is: ryan is one amazingly uncharismatic person in person. if he ever runs for prez, he's going to have to learn how to smile without looking like a robot/lost child.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass

2011-12-10 04:36:55 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

And the titanium spine.

/iron hand, silver tongue, lead foot, tin ear

whidbey

2011-12-10 04:37:42 PM

Soon Right Away: Don't you have a ~~sister to fellate?~~ grapefruit you should be abusing like a Fleshlight?

*whistling*

Soon Right Away

2011-12-10 04:40:12 PM

whidbey: Soon Right Away: Don't you have a sister to fellate? grapefruit you should be abusing like a Fleshlight?

*whistling*

I like yours better.

/if I had a cap, I'd tip it in your direction

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-12-10 04:41:01 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

She's got a full set of china.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-12-10 04:43:05 PM

In the interest of full disclosure, I have plates holding my right arm together. Guess I can't run for president.

quatchi

2011-12-10 04:50:14 PM

After 8 years of Incurious George seeing a POTUS who actually is curious and likes to see how things work is a nice change.

thamike

2011-12-10 04:54:01 PM

What?