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(USA Today) Ironic Obama sets off White House metal detector. Knowing it is the only way to keep him out of the White House, Republicans introduce bill to force Obama to carry a 50 pound piece of steel in his pants at all times   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 83
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2011-12-10 12:38:29 PM
Naw ... all you have to do to keep Obama out of the White House is tell him it's time for the Weekly Vacation !
 
2011-12-10 12:42:25 PM
That's a cute story.
 
2011-12-10 12:49:08 PM
It was probably that bongo he farts on that set it off.

*plbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb*
*bing, boom*
*beep, beep, beep, beep, beep*
 
2011-12-10 01:04:45 PM
So, does this mean that Sarah Palin is President now?
 
2011-12-10 01:08:45 PM
chiett: Naw ... all you have to do to keep Obama out of the White House is tell him it's time for the Weekly Vacation !

And yet still behind GW in his vacation days. It tells you how truly high the bar has been set.
 
2011-12-10 01:11:51 PM
hubiestubert: So, does this mean that Sarah Palin is President now?

Until she quits; then it's Bachmann.
 
2011-12-10 01:15:54 PM
St_Francis_P: hubiestubert: So, does this mean that Sarah Palin is President now?

Until she quits; then it's Bachmann.


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
 
2011-12-10 01:35:54 PM
chiett: Naw ... all you have to do to keep Obama out of the White House is tell him it's time for the Weekly Vacation !

He should stop trying to out do Bush and Reagan.
 
2011-12-10 02:08:43 PM
Can we make him go through TSA procedure every time he flies anywhere?
 
2011-12-10 02:12:23 PM
"We want you to carry around a 50-pound hunk of steel in your pants."

"Ah... but I already do."

YYYEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
2011-12-10 02:18:56 PM
serial_crusher: Can we make him go through TSA procedure every time he flies anywhere?

To be fair, it's Congress that needs to be subjected to it. Eric Cantor has to walk around without his shoes a few more times, and have his luggage torn apart every time he flies home and Mitch McConnel has to have his chin bag searched, we might see a change in heart about his crap...
 
2011-12-10 02:25:12 PM
I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.
 
2011-12-10 02:26:24 PM
WTF IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM!?!?
 
2011-12-10 02:40:03 PM
violentsalvation: I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

Didn't he have a Crackberry at one point that he said he lived off of?
 
2011-12-10 02:42:05 PM
GAT_00: violentsalvation: I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

Didn't he have a Crackberry at one point that he said he lived off of?


Yep, but I think they had an issue with the fact that Blackberry's all have their data go through, and stored on Canadian servers.. I'm sure they found some sort of custom solution.
 
2011-12-10 02:43:19 PM
downstairs: GAT_00: violentsalvation: I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

Didn't he have a Crackberry at one point that he said he lived off of?

Yep, but I think they had an issue with the fact that Blackberry's all have their data go through, and stored on Canadian servers.. I'm sure they found some sort of custom solution.


No idea why I made Blackberry possessive. Haven't finished my coffee yet.
 
2011-12-10 02:43:32 PM
GAT_00: violentsalvation: I wonder what he uses for the presidential cellphone.

Didn't he have a Crackberry at one point that he said he lived off of?


I think so, but last I heard anything about it was like 2 years ago.
 
2011-12-10 02:58:26 PM
I guess I was just kinda hoping he has some super secret DARPA phone with nuclear launch control apps and stuff like that.
 
2011-12-10 03:02:25 PM
downstairs: Yep, but I think they had an issue with the fact that Blackberry's all have their data go through, and stored on Canadian servers.. I'm sure they found some sort of custom solution.

Word is the replacement is a General Dynamics Sectera Edge (new window)
 
2011-12-10 03:21:05 PM
Gig103: downstairs: Yep, but I think they had an issue with the fact that Blackberry's all have their data go through, and stored on Canadian servers.. I'm sure they found some sort of custom solution.

Word is the replacement is a General Dynamics Sectera Edge (new window)


*Googles*

That thing looks bulky. Probably the comm equipment, but that lets it have a big screen and keys. My Ally may be extremely memory limited, but I love the keyboard.
 
2011-12-10 03:23:35 PM
It was obviously his brass balls that set it off.
 
2011-12-10 03:35:11 PM
How is this ironic?
 
2011-12-10 04:01:17 PM
Wow, maybe he is a metallic-based reptilian from the parallel universe after all. I had my suspicions.
 
2011-12-10 04:03:29 PM
FishyFred: "We want you to carry around a 50-pound hunk of steel in your pants."

"Ah... but I already do."

YYYEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!


a.abcnews.com
 
2011-12-10 04:05:02 PM
nekom: WTF IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM!?!?

Other than his policies, his cabinet, his VP, and his competence for the office? None that I can think of.

He seems like a nice guy on a personal level. Unfortunately, that doesn't make up for the rest of it.
 
2011-12-10 04:10:38 PM
jjorsett: nekom: WTF IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM!?!?

Other than his policies, his cabinet, his VP, and his competence for the office? None that I can think of.

He seems like a nice guy on a personal level. Unfortunately, that doesn't make up for the rest of it.


Funny how you missed the biggest problem of all.

www.designerornaments.com
 
2011-12-10 04:13:58 PM
So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?
 
2011-12-10 04:22:55 PM
No Glocks in the White House Obama!

This is the capital of America! Not a GODDAMN SPIKE LEE JOINT!
 
2011-12-10 04:24:17 PM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

Yes, but they'll still stick her on top of a news van to double as a satellite relay.
 
2011-12-10 04:27:54 PM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

Just the plate?
 
2011-12-10 04:28:59 PM
Relax, it was just body armor, the kind that provides protection from bullets, shrapn***************** CARRIER LOST**************
 
2011-12-10 04:29:05 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Well, at least he was able to find the entrance this time.
 
2011-12-10 04:33:26 PM
cman: How is this ironic?

That is my only guess.
 
2011-12-10 04:35:08 PM
JRoo: No Glocks in the White House Obama!

p1.la-img.com

approves
 
2011-12-10 04:35:44 PM
winterwhile: 3 million folks out of work

agree

best part... they are out of work forever

thanks Obama they surly love you

whats for xmas this year... dem-o-rat nothing


Don't you have a sister to fellate? Or I guess you could keep posting worthless shiat that has nothing to do with the thread.
 
2011-12-10 04:36:51 PM
hubiestubert: serial_crusher: Can we make him go through TSA procedure every time he flies anywhere?

To be fair, it's Congress that needs to be subjected to it. Eric Cantor has to walk around without his shoes a few more times, and have his luggage torn apart every time he flies home and Mitch McConnel has to have his chin bag searched, we might see a change in heart about his crap...


paul ryan was once behind me in line to get on a plane. he and his aides all had to go through the same TSA bs. don't know if boehner, cantor, mcconnell, et al face the same treatment as well, or not. all i know is: ryan is one amazingly uncharismatic person in person. if he ever runs for prez, he's going to have to learn how to smile without looking like a robot/lost child.
 
2011-12-10 04:36:55 PM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

And the titanium spine.

/iron hand, silver tongue, lead foot, tin ear
 
2011-12-10 04:37:42 PM
Soon Right Away: Don't you have a sister to fellate? grapefruit you should be abusing like a Fleshlight?

*whistling*
 
2011-12-10 04:40:12 PM
whidbey: Soon Right Away: Don't you have a sister to fellate? grapefruit you should be abusing like a Fleshlight?

*whistling*


I like yours better.

/if I had a cap, I'd tip it in your direction
 
2011-12-10 04:41:01 PM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: So the plate in Bachmann's head basically disqualifies her from the GOP race?

She's got a full set of china.
 
2011-12-10 04:43:05 PM
In the interest of full disclosure, I have plates holding my right arm together. Guess I can't run for president.
 
2011-12-10 04:50:14 PM
After 8 years of Incurious George seeing a POTUS who actually is curious and likes to see how things work is a nice change.
 
2011-12-10 04:54:01 PM
What?
 
2011-12-10 05:02:53 PM
www.homevideos.com

Approves.
 
2011-12-10 05:09:44 PM
winterwhile is eating too many peyote buttons!!!!!
 
2011-12-10 05:09:47 PM
Obama amazed by old technology. Probably gonna wanna put metal detectors in schools next.
 
2011-12-10 05:15:32 PM
YELLOL: Obama amazed by old technology. Probably gonna wanna put metal detectors in schools next.

Guh-hyuk!
 
2011-12-10 05:15:59 PM
Mayor McCheese in da HOUZ.
 
2011-12-10 05:20:34 PM
Slow news day is slow.
 
2011-12-10 05:23:19 PM
Well, at least things are so good in the US that the news media (and the mods) have given us this story. I feel much better now
 
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