That is some professional attention whoring. I am humbled before their image.

/laundry public something something

Didn't they do this same photo-op reconciliation thing last year?

Oh, yeah, they did _{(new window)}.

THANK GOD.
I'VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT.
RELEASE THE DOVES!

I have a whole pile of farks and I'm certainly not giving one to them

I hate the culture of celebrity but seriously, this is in a "Celebrity News" Section, not front page. There is plenty of room in the world even for stupid news....

So, in order to denounce the Jolie attention-whoring we link to an article about her attention-whoring and generate larger traffic for the page displaying the celebrity nonsense? Thus compelling the world media to do that all the more?

Meanwhile, I find myself actually wanting to read this story about Syria but refuse to check TFA to find out if there is a link on that page because of the principle I just mentioned.

Good news at last Telegraph.

1. publicity stunt
2. profit

She final agreed to do AtM, huh?

/Oh, that was terrible.
//I am going straight to Hell.
///No, really, I live in Michigan and Hell is on the way to my girlfriend's house.

Do I get to be the grammar nazi this time? Oh, Goody! Well, maybe not a grammar nazi, but maybe the forgotten word nazi?

"...a film about the Bosnian civil war which was directed and written Jolie."

Really? It was written Jolie? Huh.

"In 2009, they finally came put aside their differences."

Just think what an unfortunate semicolon could do to THAT one.


/That is all.

But, but what about poor Jennifer Aniston?

To be fair, kids get gunned down across the world all the time. Mostly by Muslims and commies, but that's a different story.

You know subby, no forces you to read People mag or Gawker. I worked at a newsstand so I can make some highbrow reading recommendations for you if you like. Start with Dædalus if you like.

Like I give a flying fark at a rolling bagel.

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: She final agreed to do AtM, huh?

/Oh, that was terrible.
//I am going straight to Hell.
///No, really, I live in Michigan and Hell is on the way to my girlfriend's house.

is she ugly or somethin?

Its not like Id rather read about Syrians gunning down kids.

the only reason this is the makeup of TV and media is because there is a 10+ year war, a shiat economy, massive debt, a surplus of stupid and a school yard fight in congress.
stopped watching TV about the time i started selling and fixing them. if it wasn't for the fact we sold mags about gossip i would know who any of these people were

Ooh... she's looking good in that pic. Not so skeezy and plasticy.

Otherwise I don't care.

John Voight's her father? lulz!1

Stupid Hollywood.

What a poorly written article. That journalist must have gotten lazy and tried dictating to his 8 year old. While drunk.

Front page, eh?

Any dude that will allow it? Deserves it. Sort of like the door to door mammogram Doctor.

This is why we cant have smart people.


Enough of the celebrity news. If you care about this sort of thing, you really need to reevaluate your life.

TheBigJerk: So, in order to denounce the Jolie attention-whoring we link to an article about her attention-whoring and generate larger traffic for the page displaying the celebrity nonsense? Thus compelling the world media to do that all the more?

Meanwhile, I find myself actually wanting to read this story about Syria but refuse to check TFA to find out if there is a link on that page because of the principle I just mentioned.

I clicked it, you aren't missing anything.
But now I feel cheap.

CasperImproved: Any dude that will allow it? Deserves it. Sort of like the door to door mammogram Doctor.

Hahaha. Your fail is somehow appropriate.

i'd bet she's rife with disease...

Color me surprised the public cares more about celebrity news than foreign children, or local crime, or well almost anything else! Clearly the media's fault for giving the masses what they want.

here to help: CasperImproved: Any dude that will allow it? Deserves it. Sort of like the door to door mammogram Doctor.

Hahaha. Your fail is somehow appropriate.

i'd bet she's rife with disease...

Somehow, I don't feel sorry for you either.

-1 on the ten scale.

CasperImproved: Somehow, I don't feel sorry for you either.

-1 on the ten scale.

I assumed your post was for the penile enhancement doctor thread.

now i'm just confused...

but that's normal this time of day...

Angelina got over her Goth phase (unfortunately) long ago, it ended with her divorce of Johnny Lee Miller and marrying Billy Bob Thorton. It was only a matter of time before she got back to being fully "normal" by ignoring what her father did to her and reconcile.

Boy do I feel retarded now... and yes, I was replying to exactly what you thought. Last time I do it blindly from an email follow-up . DERP!

Thanks for pointing out my stoopidness (seriously).

/derp!

CasperImproved: Boy do I feel retarded now... and yes, I was replying to exactly what you thought. Last time I do it blindly from an email follow-up . DERP!

Thanks for pointing out my stoopidness (seriously).

/derp!

Oh okay. Hahaha.

I still don't really get your post though.

But as I said... normal.

*beer noises*

If you had posted your comment on the other thread, my response would have made sense.

But I bow out here, as I was on the wrong thread thanks to doing an email click response (sorry for interrupting guys).

Go back to your regularly scheduled channels and all that.

To be fair to the media, the former happens daily and the latter is only an annual event.

CasperImproved:

Meh. I seem to recall you making me chuckle in the past. This made me chuckle as well.

Stay golden.

It's cool. She'll just adopt the Syrian Kids.

In Jolie's defense, reconciliation with one's father can be quite inspiring.

I can't 'bate to dead Syrian kids.





/I rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

so uh. this happened in 2009... why do i care again?

ONE photo of Angelina thus far? ONE? And it's not even all that spectactular!

Ugh, Fark, you're letting me down again!