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(The Local (Germany)) Strange Authorities arrest 3 Chinese men in Cologne after finding 100 snakes, 70 tortoises, and 20 neon-colored frogs in their hotel room; are unsure whether they are animal dealers or had just ordered room service   (thelocal.de) divider line 32
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2011-12-10 11:01:24 AM
Chinamen don't wear cologne.
 
2011-12-10 11:55:05 AM
how come they only say what color the frogs are?
 
2011-12-10 11:55:38 AM
"We're assuming they were animal dealers," the spokesman said.

Easy there, Sherlock.
 
2011-12-10 11:56:19 AM
They should tell us that they are Chinese a few more times. Let it sink in.
 
2011-12-10 11:57:42 AM
I'm betting on room service...
 
2011-12-10 12:00:48 PM
Pro tip: don't touch the neon frogs
 
2011-12-10 12:09:38 PM
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2011-12-10 12:20:11 PM
www.natural-environment.com

Check my ruggage, hokay joe?
 
2011-12-10 12:23:55 PM
Room service in Cologne would have been a piece of pork, beaten paper thin then cooked to within an inch of its life served with boiled potatoes and rancid cabbage.
 
2011-12-10 12:27:08 PM
whatshisname: Room service in Cologne would have been a piece of pork, beaten paper thin then cooked to within an inch of its life served with boiled potatoes and rancid cabbage.

and that's why currywurst was 2 out of 3 meals a day when I was in Germany.
 
2011-12-10 12:34:33 PM
How hairy were these Chinese fellows?

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2011-12-10 12:55:35 PM
It sounds like they were getting a delivery for the Wild Kingdom show they were producing in their apartment.

/Badgers?
//we don't need no steenkin badgers.
 
2011-12-10 12:57:53 PM
All of three men were reported to be extremely virile.
 
2011-12-10 01:24:19 PM
Good news: I smell a porn movie in the making.
Bad news: After watching it,you're horny for more an hour later.
 
mhd
2011-12-10 01:24:58 PM
What's a tortoise?
 
2011-12-10 01:37:23 PM
Could be worse... At least they didnt find Kittens n' Bits...


/Kölle alaaf!
 
2011-12-10 01:55:26 PM
This is definitely HOTY material. Bravo subby, bravo.
 
2011-12-10 02:21:11 PM
mhd: What's a tortoise?

Its a porpoise with a law degree
 
2011-12-10 02:55:52 PM
Authorities arrest 3 Chinese men in Cologne

Tracked them by smell?


/use it before you stalk.
 
2011-12-10 03:07:21 PM
Snakes. Them's good eatin'.
 
2011-12-10 03:10:14 PM
They probably were going to grind them up and sprinkle them on their tiny little Chinese Johnsons.
 
2011-12-10 03:31:44 PM
what a bunch of Bologna.

/subby should've gone for an "Eau le humanity" joke
 
2011-12-10 05:33:08 PM
Moodybastard: mhd: What's a tortoise?

Its a porpoise with a law degree


He should ask this guy:

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2011-12-10 05:48:15 PM
The other OTHER white meat.
 
2011-12-10 06:46:26 PM
But was there a partridge in a pear tree?
 
2011-12-10 06:52:47 PM
TheMadChaosopher: that's wascist?

pretty much.

Arguably there should be a better tern since it's not race but nationality and culture that is being derided, but "that's bigoted" is nonspecific and "that's culturalist" or "That's provincialist" would simply confuse the reader.
 
2011-12-10 07:45:43 PM
mhd: What's a tortoise?

You know what a turtle is?
 
2011-12-10 07:55:08 PM
TheBigJerk: "That's provincialist"

I can't read that without hearing it in Julia Child's voice.

It's probably something she'd mention while she was simultaneously skinning the snakes and parboiling the neon frogs for her Chinese friends.
 
2011-12-10 08:29:45 PM
Gyrfalcon: mhd: What's a tortoise?

You know what a turtle is?


Let me tell you about my mother.
 
2011-12-11 12:25:51 AM
that stinks
 
2011-12-11 01:17:59 AM
Snakes taste like chicken
 
2011-12-11 08:31:48 AM
Zoo for Men
 
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