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It looks like Chubby is a girl. The Farkscot is definitely a boy...or a girl who needs a bustier of some sort.

That sure is one fat squirrel.
Yep.

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I say chubby is male. See bottom center in first picture. The fat rolls make it look smaller.

Squirrel mating season is in about a month. As biologists say, time to get scrotal. Seriously, "scrotal" is the word they use for "hung like Fark squirrel."

In case some of you missed it, the squirrel, in all his Vitruvian splendor, is available at the Fark store.

/Thanks to those of you who have already noticed

Perhaps we should remember that Ma Nature may be sending us a signal--it's gonna be a long, long winter. Oreos for everyone!

danno_to_infinity: SeedFreak: Perhaps we should remember that Ma Nature may be sending us a signal--it's gonna be a long, long winter. Oreos for everyone!

thank you, can I have mine Golden Oreos double stuff, please? Just discovered those this week, and I could definitely fatten up on those. May have met my achilles heel of food.

MMmmmm, definitely something you want to stock up on for a long cold winter.

I keep a bowl full of dried corn on my picnic table. And this is what I usually see every time I look outside. (^)

KiplingKat872: I get what the "... and I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes." Meme is, but can someone explain to me where it came from?

http://gawker.com/309684/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page- i s-the-worst-person-in-the-world

FTFA: "Diet: This fat squirrel has been piling on the pounds after eating too much corn".

Are you paying attention, America?

Are you?

special20: FTFA: "Diet: This fat squirrel has been piling on the pounds after eating too much corn".

Are you paying attention, America?
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Are you?

High fructose corn syrup is made from corn, a natural grain product. It contains no artificial or synthetic ingredients or color additives and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration listed it as safe for use in food in 1983 and reaffirmed the decision in 1996.

Furthermore, credible, peer-reviewed research by Linda M. Zukley, et al. at the Rippe Lifestyle Institute studied the effects of high fructose corn syrup and sucrose on triglycerides in a study group of lean women. This short-term study found ?no differences in the metabolic effects in lean women [of HFCS] compared to sucrose,? and called for further similar studies of obese individuals or individuals at risk for the metabolic syndrome.

As many dietitians agree, all sugars should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced lifestyle.

Consumers can see the latest research and learn more about high fructose corn syrup at www.CornSugar.com.

Audrae Erickson
President
Corn Refiners Association

Cyno01: special20: FTFA: "Diet: This fat squirrel has been piling on the pounds after eating too much corn".

Are you paying attention, America?
[images2.fanpop.com image 567x1100]
Are you?

High fructose corn syrup is made from corn, a natural grain product. It contains no artificial or synthetic ingredients or color additives and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration listed it as safe for use in food in 1983 and reaffirmed the decision in 1996.

Furthermore, credible, peer-reviewed research by Linda M. Zukley, et al. at the Rippe Lifestyle Institute studied the effects of high fructose corn syrup and sucrose on triglycerides in a study group of lean women. This short-term study found ?no differences in the metabolic effects in lean women [of HFCS] compared to sucrose,? and called for further similar studies of obese individuals or individuals at risk for the metabolic syndrome.

As many dietitians agree, all sugars should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced lifestyle.

Consumers can see the latest research and learn more about high fructose corn syrup at www.CornSugar.com.

Audrae Erickson
President
Corn Refiners Association

Yeah that is false advertisement calling it corn sugar, even the FDA is getting pissed that they are calling it that. It may not be worse than sugar, but high fructose corn syrup is in almost every type of processed food item in the country, when it doesn't need to be.

Cyno01: special20: FTFA: "Diet: This fat squirrel has been piling on the pounds after eating too much corn".

Are you paying attention, America?
[images2.fanpop.com image 567x1100]
Are you?

High fructose corn syrup is made from corn, a natural grain product. It contains no artificial or synthetic ingredients or color additives and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration listed it as safe for use in food in 1983 and reaffirmed the decision in 1996.

Furthermore, credible, peer-reviewed research by Linda M. Zukley, et al. at the Rippe Lifestyle Institute studied the effects of high fructose corn syrup and sucrose on triglycerides in a study group of lean women. This short-term study found ?no differences in the metabolic effects in lean women [of HFCS] compared to sucrose,? and called for further similar studies of obese individuals or individuals at risk for the metabolic syndrome.

As many dietitians agree, all sugars should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced lifestyle.

Consumers can see the latest research and learn more about high fructose corn syrup at www.CornSugar.com.

Audrae Erickson
President
Corn Refiners Association

You sound corn fed.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081209221742.htm

Apparently there's some weird stuff going in with hfcs due to fructose being metabolized by the liver, unlike other sugars. Or something.

Anyway soda is now banned from this house. Regardless of it's safety, anything with hfcs is almost guaranteed to be trash, government subsidized trash at that.

Fat squirrel is fat, and super cute.

Nishu: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081209221742.htm

Apparently there's some weird stuff going in with hfcs due to fructose being metabolized by the liver, unlike other sugars. Or something.

Anyway soda is now banned from this house. Regardless of it's safety, anything with hfcs is almost guaranteed to be trash, government subsidized trash at that.

Fat squirrel is fat, and super cute.

"Looks like a damn good eatin' varmint!"