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Mugato

2011-12-10 08:20:03 AM

It's okay. Airbrushed to hell of course and the Marilyn Monroe thing is played out but she does have a nice rack.

Brooklyn Irish Mets Fan

2011-12-10 09:53:01 AM

Go back to red

zato_ichi

2011-12-10 09:54:36 AM

Doesn't even look like her. Those pics are more machine now, twisted and evil.

crab66

2011-12-10 09:58:30 AM

Link (new window)

Obviously NSFW

RoosterCogburn

2011-12-10 10:03:25 AM

zato_ichi: Doesn't even look like her. Those pics are more machine now, twisted and evil.

THIS

I studied these photos, as is my fake job that nobody has ever assigned me. Scrutinized them under this here electron microscope. And although, they did manage to airbrush the crabs out, it still blurs her to near Barbara Walters proportions. Said it a long time ago, will say it again. That blonde hair looks terrible on her. Most women can pull off blonde. Firecrotch cannot. It just makes or look used up and old. But in these photos, it makes it looks like she's wearing a really bad porno wig. Which, I guess is totally possible.

skinink

2011-12-10 10:06:23 AM

She hasn't even done any movies lately to make me interested in seeing her nude. Now if they could lure someone like Rachel McAdams to do a shoot I'd be happy.

But then McAdams still has an acting career, while Lindsay has...what?

JerseyTim

2011-12-10 10:06:33 AM

Lindsay Lohan is the greatest tragedy of our lifetime. She could have been one of the all time greats.

Never forget.

TravisBickle62

2011-12-10 10:09:04 AM

They weren't that good, once word gets out nobody will buy the mag.

Mildot

2011-12-10 10:10:47 AM

I don't see what all the uprore is about, there's not even one pict of her puss

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-10 10:18:07 AM

skinink: She hasn't even done any movies lately to make me interested in seeing her nude. Now if they could lure someone like Rachel McAdams to do a shoot I'd be happy.
But then McAdams still has an acting career, while Lindsay has...what?

A addiction to meth?

miss diminutive

2011-12-10 10:21:45 AM

They paid her a million dollars for that shoot?!

Do people even buy Playboy any more? Seeing as you can get all the nudity you could ever want after a three second google search it seems like a magazine showing airbrushed, posed photos of naked women would be somewhat....meh.

Mugato

2011-12-10 10:23:29 AM

JerseyTim: Lindsay Lohan is the greatest tragedy of our lifetime. She could have been one of the all time greats.

What would lead you to that conclusion? Mean Girls, I suppose. That's all they usually credit her with.

JerseyTim

2011-12-10 10:25:40 AM

Mugato: JerseyTim: Lindsay Lohan is the greatest tragedy of our lifetime. She could have been one of the all time greats.

What would lead you to that conclusion?

I wasn't talking about her acting.

talkertopc

2011-12-10 10:26:32 AM

They had her come back for a second session because they weren't satisfied with the first. I'm hoping those pictures are from the first session.

quitchabiatchin

2011-12-10 10:26:48 AM

Airbrushed or not, blonde hair or not:

Hit it. Angry God. etc. ad infinitum

Larry Mahnken

2011-12-10 10:26:50 AM

Mugato: JerseyTim: Lindsay Lohan is the greatest tragedy of our lifetime. She could have been one of the all time greats.

What would lead you to that conclusion? Mean Girls, I suppose. That's all they usually credit her with.

He wasn't talking about as an actress.

Kygz

2011-12-10 10:27:44 AM

Lol, no freckles.

farkeruk

2011-12-10 10:28:27 AM

Hef just tweeted, "Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we're releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early."

Are there really people who'll buy a whole porn magazine for half a dozen photos of an actress who's lost her looks and who was never as big as the gossip columns suggest? Anne Hathaway as done as much in movies, and she's way hotter.

And honestly, there's just nothing especially sexy about those shots. There's heaps of porn that's better out there, including hardcore.

Krusty's Wench

2011-12-10 10:29:00 AM

Leaked? Yeah, that's a good one.
(And if you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.)

Mugato

2011-12-10 10:33:14 AM

Krusty's Wench: Leaked? Yeah, that's a good one.
(And if you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.)

Why would Playboy release it on purpose?

BumpInTheNight

2011-12-10 10:34:16 AM

DataKnights

2011-12-10 10:35:25 AM

JerseyTim: Mugato: JerseyTim: Lindsay Lohan is the greatest tragedy of our lifetime. She could have been one of the all time greats.

What would lead you to that conclusion?

I wasn't talking about her acting.

You don't understand. She coulda had class. She coulda been a contender. She coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what she is, let's face it

One Bad Apple

2011-12-10 10:36:22 AM

Krusty's Wench: Leaked? Yeah, that's a good one.
(And if you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.)

Maybe they mean "leaked" as in persistent burning discharge ?

/Enjoy your breakfasts

lasercannon

2011-12-10 10:36:23 AM

PizzaJedi81: skinink: She hasn't even done any movies lately to make me interested in seeing her nude. Now if they could lure someone like Rachel McAdams to do a shoot I'd be happy.
But then McAdams still has an acting career, while Lindsay has...what?

A addiction to meth?

A multitude of STD's?

Broktun

2011-12-10 10:37:54 AM

miss diminutive: They paid her a million dollars for that shoot?!

Do people even buy Playboy any more? Seeing as you can get all the nudity you could ever want after a three second google search it seems like a magazine showing airbrushed, posed photos of naked women would be somewhat....meh.

What about the articles?

In the pre-internet days, the Madonna issue caused quite a stir.

stoli n coke

2011-12-10 10:39:13 AM

lasercannon: PizzaJedi81: skinink: She hasn't even done any movies lately to make me interested in seeing her nude. Now if they could lure someone like Rachel McAdams to do a shoot I'd be happy.
But then McAdams still has an acting career, while Lindsay has...what?

A addiction to meth?

A multitude of STD's?

A planned parenthood receipt signed by Wilmer Valderama

Disgruntled Goat

2011-12-10 10:40:18 AM

farkeruk: Hef just tweeted, "Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we're releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early."

Are there really people who'll buy a whole porn magazine for half a dozen photos of an actress who's lost her looks and who was never as big as the gossip columns suggest? Anne Hathaway as done as much in movies, and she's way hotter.

And honestly, there's just nothing especially sexy about those shots. There's heaps of porn that's better out there, including hardcore.

Playboy is not porn.

PainInTheASP

2011-12-10 10:41:43 AM

quitchabiatchin: Airbrushed or not, blonde hair or not:

Hit it. Angry God. etc. ad infinitum

Make sure your rubber was manufactured by Goodyear.

/Steel-belted, radial.
//Biohazard suit just to be sure...

clkeagle

2011-12-10 10:41:51 AM

We've gone past airbrushing and Photoshop here. Now we've crossed over into rotoscoping territory.

Mildot

2011-12-10 10:43:23 AM

Leaked??? Yeah, would love to make Lyndsay leak...

Apos

2011-12-10 10:45:44 AM

stoli n coke: lasercannon: PizzaJedi81: skinink: She hasn't even done any movies lately to make me interested in seeing her nude. Now if they could lure someone like Rachel McAdams to do a shoot I'd be happy.
But then McAdams still has an acting career, while Lindsay has...what?

A addiction to meth?

A multitude of STD's?

A planned parenthood receipt signed by Wilmer Valderama

A lifetime of SCRAM monitoring?

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-10 10:51:03 AM

Apos: stoli n coke: lasercannon: PizzaJedi81: skinink: She hasn't even done any movies lately to make me interested in seeing her nude. Now if they could lure someone like Rachel McAdams to do a shoot I'd be happy.
But then McAdams still has an acting career, while Lindsay has...what?

A addiction to meth?

A multitude of STD's?

A planned parenthood receipt signed by Wilmer Valderama

A lifetime of SCRAM monitoring?

I was greatly amused by how they hid that in the Playboy spread, honestly.

jbmmwest

2011-12-10 10:53:08 AM

There can be playboy shoots that look great for some random girl. Lohan has had great photo sets, these really are just meh. I think its a combination of her and the photographer. I agree the blonde just does not work. Plus there is nothing special, some T&A, I can see more in an R rated movie. She should have gone full frontal and embraced it fully. So all the uproar and I say 1.5 hardons out of 5.

Fano

2011-12-10 10:58:12 AM

RoosterCogburn: zato_ichi: Doesn't even look like her. Those pics are more machine now, twisted and evil.

THIS

I studied these photos, as is my fake job that nobody has ever assigned me. Scrutinized them under this here electron microscope. And although, they did manage to airbrush the crabs out, it still blurs her to near Barbara Walters proportions. Said it a long time ago, will say it again. That blonde hair looks terrible on her. Most women can pull off blonde. Firecrotch cannot. It just makes or look used up and old. But in these photos, it makes it looks like she's wearing a really bad porno wig. Which, I guess is totally possible.

It looks like they styled a real doll with a simulation of Marilyn's hair, in front of the classic Marilyn backdrop.

Fano

2011-12-10 10:58:50 AM

clkeagle: We've gone past airbrushing and Photoshop here. Now we've crossed over into rotoscoping territory.

It's Greg Land's time to shine!

quitchabiatchin

2011-12-10 11:01:10 AM

PainInTheASP: quitchabiatchin: Airbrushed or not, blonde hair or not:

Hit it. Angry God. etc. ad infinitum

Make sure your rubber was manufactured by Goodyear.

/Steel-belted, radial.
//Biohazard suit just to be sure...

Where's your sense of adventure?

Gunderson

2011-12-10 11:05:07 AM

I'd hit it so hard, she'd need to update her Valtrex prescription

LoneWolf343

2011-12-10 11:07:14 AM

quitchabiatchin: PainInTheASP: quitchabiatchin: Airbrushed or not, blonde hair or not:

Hit it. Angry God. etc. ad infinitum

Make sure your rubber was manufactured by Goodyear.

/Steel-belted, radial.
//Biohazard suit just to be sure...

Where's your sense of adventure?

I prefer to be able to tell others of my adventures.

One Bad Apple

2011-12-10 11:10:41 AM

LoneWolf343: quitchabiatchin: PainInTheASP: quitchabiatchin: Airbrushed or not, blonde hair or not:

Hit it. Angry God. etc. ad infinitum

Make sure your rubber was manufactured by Goodyear.

/Steel-belted, radial.
//Biohazard suit just to be sure...

Where's your sense of adventure?

I prefer to be able to tell others of my adventures.

Everyone will know of your adventures when a strain of hepatitis Lohan/LoneWolf343 is created and will surely outlive you both

BumpInTheNight

2011-12-10 11:11:08 AM

TheMadChaosopher: a million dollars for 10 pics?

and not one clear shot of her pussy or ass?

whoever made that deal for Playboy should be forced to repay the company the million dollars.

and that doesn't even look like her. look at her in Mean Girls, and then look at those pics.

what a colossal waste of time and money.

Agreed, Lohan should get her money back for sure, complete waste of a session there. Its almost identical to that set she did a few years back and hence why I threw the patrick stewart from extras up earlier in the thread.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-10 11:13:55 AM

BumpInTheNight: TheMadChaosopher: a million dollars for 10 pics?

and not one clear shot of her pussy or ass?

whoever made that deal for Playboy should be forced to repay the company the million dollars.

and that doesn't even look like her. look at her in Mean Girls, and then look at those pics.

what a colossal waste of time and money.

Agreed, Lohan should get her money back for sure, complete waste of a session there. Its almost identical to that set she did a few years back and hence why I threw the patrick stewart from extras up earlier in the thread.

The New Yorker set? I actually think that's far hotter than this one, honestly. Can't put my finger on it, but there's just something sexier about it, for me.

Second Try

2011-12-10 11:14:29 AM

They airbrushed her from existence.

BumpInTheNight

2011-12-10 11:16:27 AM

PizzaJedi81: BumpInTheNight: TheMadChaosopher: a million dollars for 10 pics?

and not one clear shot of her pussy or ass?

whoever made that deal for Playboy should be forced to repay the company the million dollars.

and that doesn't even look like her. look at her in Mean Girls, and then look at those pics.

what a colossal waste of time and money.

Agreed, Lohan should get her money back for sure, complete waste of a session there. Its almost identical to that set she did a few years back and hence why I threw the patrick stewart from extras up earlier in the thread.

The New Yorker set? I actually think that's far hotter than this one, honestly. Can't put my finger on it, but there's just something sexier about it, for me.

Those ones didn't smell like vodka even through the internet. I've got a cold so that's probably why I didn't notice until you mentioned it.

Scout32

2011-12-10 11:17:01 AM

Everyone waits for these pics like she's hiding a third tit or something. There was a time when she was very cute. While she isn't unattractive here, revisiting the Marilyn theme blew Playboy's $1 mil.

They could have done better....

Rubber Biscuit

2011-12-10 11:21:27 AM

There is nothing of Lohan in those lame pictures.

StoPPeRmobile

2011-12-10 11:21:51 AM

Mugato: Krusty's Wench: Leaked? Yeah, that's a good one.
(And if you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.)

Why would Playboy release it on purpose?

Insurance money?

/feels like a scam

cxjohn

2011-12-10 11:22:12 AM

Don't ever use the words Lindsay Lohan and spread again in the same sentence. EVAR!

Brother_Mouzone

2011-12-10 11:22:36 AM

i dont get the whole airbrush thing. Hey were going to have someone you recognize and then photoshop her out of recognition! what is the point of that. I dont get it.

jayhawk88

2011-12-10 11:23:27 AM

WE GET IT, SHE'S MARILYN MONROE!

Seriously, photogs, stop with the Marilyn themes already.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-10 11:24:28 AM

jayhawk88: WE GET IT, SHE'S MARILYN MONROE!

Seriously, photogs, stop with the Marilyn themes already.

Wait a sec...what's the line on her being found dead in a hotel room after having a torrid affair with a Major League ballplayer?

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