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(USA Today) Interesting McDonald's reports increase of 7.4% in sales, customer's waistlines   (usatoday.com) divider line 17
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asimplescribe
2011-12-10 09:24:02 AM
In the U.S., sales were boosted by sales of breakfast items and the seasonal addition of the peppermint mocha to the company's coffee menu.

Bullshiat, the McRib did this.
 
bravian
2011-12-10 10:02:32 AM
As a stockholder in McDonalds I'm getting a kick.

/getting a salad for lunch today
 
soze
2011-12-10 10:17:47 AM
Sorry guys, that was me. I eat Big Macs when I'm stressed.
 
Beluga Heights
2011-12-10 10:22:17 AM
bravian: As a stockholder in McDonalds I'm getting a kick.

/getting a salad for lunch today

Oh! Check out Mr. Rockefeller eating at McDonald's to feel like a pleb.

Mr. All-the-Stocks must want to scrub it for once! Why don't you have your driver pick up your lunch?

/just playing around
 
lilbjorn
2011-12-10 10:59:55 AM
Same headline on Tuesday about Krispy Kreme.

/Tired of reruns
 
bravian
2011-12-10 11:26:07 AM
Beluga Heights: bravian: As a stockholder in McDonalds I'm getting a kick.

/getting a salad for lunch today

Oh! Check out Mr. Rockefeller eating at McDonald's to feel like a pleb.

Mr. All-the-Stocks must want to scrub it for once! Why don't you have your driver pick up your lunch?

/just playing around

I give you a 6.
 
Rann Xerox
2011-12-10 11:48:00 AM
If you walk into a McDonalds, look to the rear of the restaurant and you see an old guy laid out on a bed and watching a nature film, walk the f*ck out and never go to another McDonalds ever again.
 
Funk Brothers
2011-12-10 12:36:18 PM
bravian: As a stockholder in McDonalds I'm getting a kick.

/getting a salad for lunch today

I'm getting a kick too. Stock price is almost a $100 a share. I have a good feeling they announce a 3 for 1 stock split soon.

And a decade ago, the stock was valued at $15 a share.
 
Jonathan Hohensee
2011-12-10 12:37:25 PM
McDonalds have become my stress food of choice lately. Nothing is as good at making you feel as shiatty physically as you do emotionally.
 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark]
2011-12-10 04:26:48 PM
McDonalds spends millions on research on food odor and taste. You will crave their food just by smelling it. But for some reason, after you eat it, you get disgusted with yourself.
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2011-12-10 06:06:38 PM
MatrixOutsider: McDonalds spends millions on research on food odor and taste. You will crave their food just by smelling it. But for some reason, after you eat it, you get disgusted with yourself.

Truer words have not been said. I have pigged out on "Chicken" McNuggets before, and wonder why I bought it in the first place...

/ I also have an unholy attraction to the McRib....
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-12-10 06:18:06 PM
I had good memories of McDonald's as a kid, but over the years either I lost my taste for it, or it has radically changed.
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-10 08:41:27 PM
Harry_Seldon: I had good memories of McDonald's as a kid, but over the years either I lost my taste for it, or it has radically changed.

You stopped getting toys with your "food." Makes all the difference.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-12-10 08:57:52 PM
MrEricSir: Harry_Seldon: I had good memories of McDonald's as a kid, but over the years either I lost my taste for it, or it has radically changed.

You stopped getting toys with your "food." Makes all the difference.

Being in my mid 40's, McDonalds's mostly gave away free drinking glasses when I was a kid. I remember when the big deal was when they gave these away. It's been a few years.

ant.sillydog.org
 
invictus2
2011-12-10 10:08:57 PM
MCRIB!!!

cdn1.sbnation.com

pmlol.com
 
A_Glass_Of_Pink
2011-12-11 07:15:57 AM
Rann Xerox: If you walk into a McDonalds, look to the rear of the restaurant and you see an old guy laid out on a bed and watching a nature film, walk the f*ck out and never go to another McDonalds ever again.

Obscure............but well played
 
colithian
2011-12-11 06:54:45 PM
Gladstone was right. It really is sad seeing old people eating at McDonalds.
It's also sad seeing grossly obese people eating at McDonalds. Worse, with their equally obese kids.
 
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