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(Huffington Post) Obvious Mayor Bloomberg orders NYC shelters to screen the homeless as a way of ensuring that the city helps only the truly needy. Because hanging out in a NYC homeless shelter is such a hot ticket with the glitterati these days   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 75
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2011-12-10 01:28:23 AM
Go be poor somewhere else, citizen.
 
2011-12-10 01:29:18 AM
Wow. I realize money is tight in a lot of states, but this? Turning away unmarried and childless homeless people because they haven't tried to crash at their third-cousin's house? That's pretty cold.
 
2011-12-10 01:30:14 AM
How many homeless people in NYC own refrigerators?
 
2011-12-10 01:30:34 AM
The homeless should just start migrating in the winters like birds do.

/look honey, its a flock of homeless. hope they don't sh*t on the car cause i just washed it
 
2011-12-10 01:30:48 AM
This is why I can't take the 99% seriously. Just look at them. They'll let damned near anybody into that club. Have some farking standards will you? Sheesh.
 
2011-12-10 01:34:43 AM
In Alberta they used to give you a bus ticket to wherever you came from.

It's cheaper to pawn the needy off on others.
 
2011-12-10 01:35:12 AM
JackalRabbit: The homeless should just start migrating in the winters like birds do.

/look honey, its a flock of homeless. hope they don't sh*t on the car cause i just washed it


They already do. Ever been to Tucson in the winter?
 
2011-12-10 01:35:23 AM
Bloomberg has really become a caricature, hasn't he?
 
2011-12-10 01:35:33 AM
JackalRabbit: The homeless should just start migrating in the winters like birds do.

They do. That's why California and other warm states have disproportionate numbers of homeless.
 
2011-12-10 01:36:07 AM
turning singles away if the city determines they can rely on family, friends or other alternatives.>

That sounds like communism or japanese socialism, or just another damn domestic abuse call, since that is the reason you live on the streets, is to get away from crazy family who ruined your chances at life via years of abuse.

Alternative > Homeless shelter: Used for relying on when life sucks shiat and the cops keep kicking your ass out of the public spaces for not wearing a thousand dollar suit and not having 1 million dollars in your bank account.

/This is my knife and this is my stuff. Please don't touch my stuff.
 
2011-12-10 01:37:53 AM
natmar_76: JackalRabbit: The homeless should just start migrating in the winters like birds do.

They do. That's why California and other warm states have disproportionate numbers of homeless.


Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?
 
2011-12-10 01:38:58 AM
Aren't there a lot of peopleless homes in Detroit? I smell a solution.
 
2011-12-10 01:41:52 AM
Because hanging out in a NYC homeless shelter is such a hot ticket with the glitterati these days

filmpopper.com


"I find your ideas interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter"
 
2011-12-10 01:42:52 AM
Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

Is that the part where, during the winter, the homeless geographically move from cold areas to warm areas, shiathead? That seems to be the definition in this fancy dictionary here.

Here, do some reading you worthless fark:

http://voices.yahoo.com/warm-weather-postpones-annual-homeless-migrat i on-185806.html?cat=27

http://www.homelessforums.org/showthread.php?t=7174


Go find some more links on your own if you want more support of the concept, you ignorant bastard.
 
2011-12-10 01:46:10 AM
natmar_76: Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

Is that the part where, during the winter, the homeless geographically move from cold areas to warm areas, shiathead? That seems to be the definition in this fancy dictionary here.

Here, do some reading you worthless fark:

http://voices.yahoo.com/warm-weather-postpones-annual-homeless-migrat i on-185806.html?cat=27

http://www.homelessforums.org/showthread.php?t=7174


Go find some more links on your own if you want more support of the concept, you ignorant bastard.


Holy fark, you ARE dumb. You think homeless are going online and asking other homeless people about migration.
 
2011-12-10 01:46:24 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers:

natmar_76:

then we should tag them and start doing the research

Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

To cling to powdered toast in a hen clutching type manner. Yes, I do, perhaps you should purchase a dictionary.

/and as someone who does have trisomy 21 in the family, am quite offended.
 
2011-12-10 01:48:28 AM
I think the issue is to provide service to the homeless, not to the OWS protesters, who have been given instructions to utilize the homeless shelters.
 
2011-12-10 01:49:36 AM
anfrind: How many homeless people in NYC own refrigerators?

Most of them; the problem is that none of them have a place to keep them.
 
2011-12-10 01:49:54 AM
Tax dollars are for war. If you think they should go to things like this you are a socialist, communist, or worse, a liberal.

These people expect you to buy them food. They want a free ride. FROM YOU. These homeless are reaching into your wallets and taking YOUR MONEY for FREE FOOD. Are you working day and night just to have strangers hands going into your wallet taking your hard earned money to buy things they don't have? No, of course you're not.

The sooner we stop all this frivolous spending and put all of our effort behind the war machine the sooner America will be great again.
 
2011-12-10 01:50:04 AM
natmar_76: JackalRabbit: The homeless should just start migrating in the winters like birds do.

They do. That's why California and other warm states have disproportionate numbers of homeless.


We have five or six right here in Los Alamitos, and they're never around in the summer. I haven't seen ours lately. Hopefully they're down in Santa Ana at the Armory right now getting their holiday rations, because it's been too cold for homeless old men the last couple of weeks. Winters are brutal on homeless, and especially men who don't garner the sympathy women & kids do.
 
2011-12-10 01:51:44 AM
Ikahoshi: In Alberta they used to give you a bus ticket to wherever you came from.

It's cheaper to pawn the needy off on others.


The bus ticket was usually to BC.
And now our policy is zero% homeless. With one bridge to downtown next to a large homeless shelter and another next to a low income housing tower, which policy do you think helped the needy more?
 
2011-12-10 01:52:50 AM
Poor people are bad, mmmmkay?
 
2011-12-10 01:53:13 AM
JackalRabbit: Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

To cling to powdered toast in a hen clutching type manner. Yes, I do, perhaps you should purchase a dictionary.

/and as someone who does have trisomy 21 in the family, am quite offended.


Ok...be offended.
 
2011-12-10 01:56:59 AM
Man. For a second there I thought that people living in the same country as me were my countrymen, and therefore privy to the compassion and support that our social contract implies.

LOL J/K we can totally make it as a society of individuals bent on farking the other guy over!11
 
2011-12-10 01:58:10 AM
Sabyen91: JackalRabbit: Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

To cling to powdered toast in a hen clutching type manner. Yes, I do, perhaps you should purchase a dictionary.

/and as someone who does have trisomy 21 in the family, am quite offended.

Ok...be offended.


I was born without the gene for being offended YOU MONSTER!!!!!! Wait...I mean....carry on then.
 
2011-12-10 02:00:09 AM
I can see "soup kitchens" being a hipster thing. Y'know, "irony" and all that.
 
2011-12-10 02:01:56 AM
Klippoklondike: Wow. I realize money is tight in a lot of states, but this? Turning away unmarried and childless homeless people because they haven't tried to crash at their third-cousin's house? That's pretty cold.

Some might call it the "You're Not farking Homeless, OWS Kids" initiative. Though I'd hope the OWS people wouldn't take a shelter bed from an actual homeless person.
 
2011-12-10 02:02:47 AM
ArcadianRefugee: I can see "soup kitchens" being a hipster thing. Y'know, "irony" and all that.

I hear the soup kitchen people listening the The Fray all the time. On their ipods...while wearing Capri pants. Just wrong.
 
2011-12-10 02:03:38 AM
JackalRabbit: The homeless should just start migrating in the winters like birds do.

Chaaaaaaaaaange.

images.wikia.com

/change?
//spare some change?
 
2011-12-10 02:05:55 AM
JackalRabbit: ecmoRandomNumbers:

natmar_76:

then we should tag them and start doing the research

Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

To cling to powdered toast in a hen clutching type manner. Yes, I do, perhaps you should purchase a dictionary.

/and as someone who does have trisomy 21 in the family, am quite offended.


Reading back I am guessing your post was really satirical. My apologies.
 
2011-12-10 02:19:53 AM
Sabyen91: natmar_76: Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

Is that the part where, during the winter, the homeless geographically move from cold areas to warm areas, shiathead? That seems to be the definition in this fancy dictionary here.

Here, do some reading you worthless fark:

http://voices.yahoo.com/warm-weather-postpones-annual-homeless-migrat i on-185806.html?cat=27

http://www.homelessforums.org/showthread.php?t=7174


Go find some more links on your own if you want more support of the concept, you ignorant bastard.

Holy fark, you ARE dumb. You think homeless are going online and asking other homeless people about migration.


Not to poop on your parade, but the homeless shelter where I volunteered formal few months this year has a freaking computer lab, with eight fairly new computers and access to the Internet.
 
2011-12-10 02:22:11 AM
Bloomberg should have never bought that third term.

/Bad investment
 
2011-12-10 02:24:53 AM
Kar98: Sabyen91: natmar_76: Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

Is that the part where, during the winter, the homeless geographically move from cold areas to warm areas, shiathead? That seems to be the definition in this fancy dictionary here.

Here, do some reading you worthless fark:

http://voices.yahoo.com/warm-weather-postpones-annual-homeless-migrat i on-185806.html?cat=27

http://www.homelessforums.org/showthread.php?t=7174


Go find some more links on your own if you want more support of the concept, you ignorant bastard.

Holy fark, you ARE dumb. You think homeless are going online and asking other homeless people about migration.

Not to poop on your parade, but the homeless shelter where I volunteered formal few months this year has a freaking computer lab, with eight fairly new computers and access to the Internet.


Don't be silly. Homeless people can't go into an Internet cafe, library, or other place with modern conveniences unless you invite them in.

/they also abhor running water
 
2011-12-10 02:27:45 AM
Sabyen91: Holy fark, you ARE dumb. You think homeless are going online and asking other homeless people about migration.

Man, you are like the shiattiest troll I've ever seen or else just really really ignorant. Neither option reflects very well on you. I suppose there could always be some other explanation, like internet aspergers.
 
2011-12-10 02:28:42 AM
natmar_76: Sabyen91: Holy fark, you ARE dumb. You think homeless are going online and asking other homeless people about migration.

Man, you are like the shiattiest troll I've ever seen or else just really really ignorant. Neither option reflects very well on you. I suppose there could always be some other explanation, like internet aspergers.


You are the one that thinks the homeless are like Orioles. Meh.
 
2011-12-10 02:31:09 AM
ArcadianRefugee: Chaaaaaaaaaange.

nice

Sabyen91: I am guessing your post was really satirical

then the seagull hath landed

/and remember, cook that rice before your wedding, don't want any birds xplodin. homeless however............hmmmmm
 
2011-12-10 02:32:32 AM
Restil: I think the issue is to provide service to the homeless, not to the OWS protesters, who have been given instructions to utilize the homeless shelters.

THIS X 1000
 
2011-12-10 02:32:57 AM
Sabyen91: You are the one that thinks the homeless are like Orioles. Meh.

Not sure why the idea of homeless migration is hard to grasp. We called them "hobos" and "tramps" decades ago. Used to be you could catch a train, or a car, head wherever you the road (track) would take ya.
 
2011-12-10 02:36:36 AM
ArcadianRefugee: Sabyen91: You are the one that thinks the homeless are like Orioles. Meh.

Not sure why the idea of homeless migration is hard to grasp. We called them "hobos" and "tramps" decades ago. Used to be you could catch a train, or a car, head wherever you the road (track) would take ya.


The guy claimed Cali had migration of homeless people. Why wouldn't SoCal homeless stay there for winter AND summer?
 
2011-12-10 02:37:53 AM
ArcadianRefugee: Sabyen91: You are the one that thinks the homeless are like Orioles. Meh.

Not sure why the idea of homeless migration is hard to grasp. We called them "hobos" and "tramps" decades ago. Used to be you could catch a train, or a car, head wherever you the road (track) would take ya.


hope they remember to bring their towels why they're out there traveling the universe.
 
2011-12-10 02:38:35 AM
ArcadianRefugee: Sabyen91: You are the one that thinks the homeless are like Orioles. Meh.

Not sure why the idea of homeless migration is hard to grasp. We called them "hobos" and "tramps" decades ago. Used to be you could catch a train, or a car, head wherever you the road (track) would take ya.


Of course, now if you try to hop on a train, you're a terrorist. If you try to hitchhike, you're occupying too much sidewalk (go to jail).
 
2011-12-10 02:39:46 AM
Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

Apparently you are having a hard time understanding what migration means. I think you meant to say "annual migration" or "seasonal migration".
 
2011-12-10 02:42:32 AM
Sabyen91: You are the one that thinks the homeless are like Orioles. Meh.

Ok, son, let me tell you a few things. First of all, if you're going to go randomly trolling, you need to throw out something other than high school quality ad hominems. That's the lowest form of trolling, you little dork (see?). They don't call it trolling for no reason. You need to set some bait. You need to go at them tangentially. That means use your brain power, what little of it you seem to have. The best way is to find an emotional sore point and pick at it. Considering your crude grasp of the niceties of human communication, I'm guessing that's a little over your head though, like by about 10 or 20 years. Am I going slow enough for you, you odious little piece of trash?

If you don't have the brainpower for that (and let's be honest here: you don't), then it's better if you go after someone you actually have a history of conflict with. For a lowlife scumsucker like you, that's going to be a much more cathartic payoff. That way you can work out whatever little emotional problem you're having through your unsuspecting mark, since you're clearly too emotionally, psychologically, and emotionally inept to handle your little baby pants problems in real life.

Lastly, in a land full of easy, old, slow marks, don't go after a hard target, dipshiat.
 
2011-12-10 02:44:17 AM
ShawnDoc: Sabyen91: Are you retarded? Do you know what migration means?

Apparently you are having a hard time understanding what migration means. I think you meant to say "annual migration" or "seasonal migration".


No, I am having a problem with the idea of homeless migration. Why would they leave the south?
 
2011-12-10 02:44:54 AM
natmar_76: Sabyen91: You are the one that thinks the homeless are like Orioles. Meh.

Ok, son, let me tell you a few things. First of all, if you're going to go randomly trolling, you need to throw out something other than high school quality ad hominems. That's the lowest form of trolling, you little dork (see?). They don't call it trolling for no reason. You need to set some bait. You need to go at them tangentially. That means use your brain power, what little of it you seem to have. The best way is to find an emotional sore point and pick at it. Considering your crude grasp of the niceties of human communication, I'm guessing that's a little over your head though, like by about 10 or 20 years. Am I going slow enough for you, you odious little piece of trash?

If you don't have the brainpower for that (and let's be honest here: you don't), then it's better if you go after someone you actually have a history of conflict with. For a lowlife scumsucker like you, that's going to be a much more cathartic payoff. That way you can work out whatever little emotional problem you're having through your unsuspecting mark, since you're clearly too emotionally, psychologically, and emotionally inept to handle your little baby pants problems in real life.

Lastly, in a land full of easy, old, slow marks, don't go after a hard target, dipshiat.


farking geniuses, those homeless.
 
2011-12-10 02:48:52 AM
Sabyen91: farking geniuses, those homeless.

I'm glad we worked that out. Now you have yourself a nice time seeking some tiny shard of emotional acknowledgement in the cold, silent vasts of the internet, safe in your dark little room, loser.
 
2011-12-10 02:52:02 AM
natmar_76: Sabyen91: farking geniuses, those homeless.

I'm glad we worked that out. Now you have yourself a nice time seeking some tiny shard of emotional acknowledgement in the cold, silent vasts of the internet, safe in your dark little room, loser.


Great, you have proven your point. Oh...
 
2011-12-10 02:55:20 AM
Sabyen91: No, I am having a problem with the idea of homeless migration. Why would they leave the south?

Have you ever lived in the South??
 
2011-12-10 02:56:13 AM
www.vaguebuttrue.com

Hi guys, what's going on in this gutter?
 
2011-12-10 03:00:40 AM
ArcadianRefugee: Sabyen91: No, I am having a problem with the idea of homeless migration. Why would they leave the south?

Have you ever lived in the South??


No. Are you saying they hate living in the south and are just waiting to move north for that Summer?
 
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