It's not Executive Level Air Rage unless you take a shiat on the beverage cart.

So...average day out for corporate execs?

Why are Canadians so violent?

Article says they were fired.
So I guess there are a couple of RIM jobs available?

Amateurs. This is why Broadcom execs used a private jet.

Begoggle: Article says they were fired.
So I guess there are a couple of RIM jobs available?

I always have this sense of happy schadenfreude when a couple of frat boy cocks in Dockers go down hard.

Drunk munchies are a biatch.

George Campbell, 45, and Paul Alexander Wilson, 38, each pleaded guilty to mischief

I'm sure "mischief" is a very serious crime in Canada, but it makes me think the judge is going to sentence them to a gentle talking-to followed by an affectionate mussing of their hair.

Begoggle: Article says they were fired.
So I guess there are a couple of RIM jobs available?

Finished!

bearded clamorer: Begoggle: Article says they were fired.
So I guess there are a couple of RIM jobs available?

Looks to me like this is a cautionary tale against giving people RIM jobs.

Begoggle: Article says they were fired.
So I guess there are a couple of RIM jobs available?


Remember if the berries are black you are licking in the wrong direction?



/got nothin

FishyFred: or some incredibly stressful event caused them to go nuts.

Like, perhaps, the iPhone and Android eating their lunch?

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DORMAMU: Link (new window)

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FARK NABIT!

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Begoggle: Article says they were fired.
So I guess there are a couple of RIM jobs available?

You see folks, sometimes the low hanging fruit is the sweetest fruit of all. Last one out of the thread turn off the light.

Oh, also:

At least RIM fires their douchebags. We promote ours.

The two men were on a week-long business trip for the BlackBerry maker, but they were arrested after the flight landed in Vancouver.

Shiat guys. Did you just try to re-enact Hangover 2? You couldn't wait 6 hours to get trashed? I know I can put away some booze, but on a cross continental flight, let alone Beijing, fark it. I'll wait to get my buzz on in a couple days when my feet are on the ground. You guys had a week.

FishyFred: Either they somehow rose to the level of "executive" with behavior like that...

Behavior live that allowed them to rise to executives. Lets face it, there are some common personality traits among high level corporate executives. They are dicks.

They are the 1% .

I live right near the Canadian border, this does not surprise me in the least. Drunk Canadians are the most obnoxious form of life you can imagine.

Begoggle: Article says they were fired.
So I guess there are a couple of RIM jobs available?

Bravo!

Bagelox-99: It's not Executive Level Air Rage unless you take a shiat on the beverage cart.


"Stewardess, I'll have a Mudslide, please. And my chimpanzee will have a Singapore Sling."

wombatsrus: They are the 1% .

Not anymore. They got a massive fine and lost their cushy jobs and I doubt anyone short of the fast food industry is going to hire them now that their names are plastered everywhere.

Now if we can just get back to getting rid of Harper, and getting the RCMP working on their image, we'd be all set.

When I was an engineer in the corporate world we had one manager who would settle technical disagreements with "I can take you." I had execs dispute my designs because "they didn't thinks should work that way," referring to the laws of nature that dictated the design. After years of having people suck up to you, you must develop a mentality where you believe you are in charge of everything, nature and society included.

semiotix: George Campbell, 45, and Paul Alexander Wilson, 38, each pleaded guilty to mischief

I'm sure "mischief" is a very serious crime in Canada, but it makes me think the judge is going to sentence them to a gentle talking-to followed by an affectionate mussing of their hair.

It's not serious at all, it will amount to a stern lecture from the bench. The thing is that's not preferential treatment up here, everyone gets that up here. Well except for first nations folks, they get throw in jail. We recently had a 'scandal' here where prisoners on 'weekend sentences' were being told to go home because there wasn't enough space in the prison to house them for the weekend. That's right the problem isn't that they are actually allowing people to come to jail on weekends only and roam free during the week the problem is that we don't have the space to do it.

Actually I believe that weekend sentencing could be a great way to handle non-violent offenders if done correctly but still it's kind of a hilarious sentence.

Welcome to last week?

Vancouver was a good place to drop these guys off:

i have been on that flight many, many times. people go mental when they are on a plane for 15 hours with no smokes, but they are served free drinks. duh.

/i've had a few warnings

Ronin_S: wombatsrus: They are the 1% .

Not anymore. They got a massive fine and lost their cushy jobs and I doubt anyone short of the fast food industry is going to hire them now that their names are plastered everywhere.

Now if we can just get back to getting rid of Harper, and getting the RCMP working on their image, we'd be all set.

You are kidding right? They are EXACTLY the sort of sociopath modern corporations are looking for. These guys are going to tripl their income.

boobsrgood: You know how I can tell you're an alcoholic?

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"A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can't predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before."
― Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye

What really amazes me about these type of stories is this: Not only did these asshats have jobs, but they were executives. I know so many decent, skilled, hardworking people who don't make enough money to pay the bills, or are unable to even get an interview, yet the Bozo twins were executives.

I guess the RIM execs just need to drown their sorrows in the bottle. It's tough to watch your only product become obsolete and transformed into drawer stuffers. Welcome to the world of Palm.

JackieRabbit: I guess the RIM execs just need to drown their sorrows in the bottle. It's tough to watch your only product become obsolete and transformed into drawer stuffers. Welcome to the world of Palm.

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Maybe it's the other way around. The company got lucky on one product, and their moron execs were too stupid to keep the momentum going.

The requirements for becoming a corporate executive include reprehensible behavior. Nothing surprising about this.

Fissile: JackieRabbit: I guess the RIM execs just need to drown their sorrows in the bottle. It's tough to watch your only product become obsolete and transformed into drawer stuffers. Welcome to the world of Palm.

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Maybe it's the other way around. The company got lucky on one product, and their moron execs were too stupid to keep the momentum going.

Yup. Everyone was buying Crackberries and they thought they were all the bomb. Then iPhone and Android ate their lunch. They have tried, but they are too far behind the technology curve now.

This story really highlights the kind of superior character that allows our betters to rise to the top. If only you dirt hippies had not "made bad choices" you could be Atlases like them.

Holy crap, they did chew through restraints!

It takes serious determination to remain a frat boy 20+ years after college.

Spaghettiows: I live right near the Canadian border, this does not surprise me in the least. Drunk Canadians are the most obnoxious form of life you can imagine.

I dated a Swede for a while who insisted that drunk Finns were the worst of all. This was particularly amusing since I'd just broken up with a Finn. Never saw him drunk, though.

Egoy3k: We recently had a 'scandal' here where prisoners on 'weekend sentences' were being told to go home because there wasn't enough space in the prison to house them for the weekend. That's right the problem isn't that they are actually allowing people to come to jail on weekends only and roam free during the week the problem is that we don't have the space to do it.

I see an opportunity for profit here. In the US, there are dozens of privately run jails that are mostly empty because they're in small towns where there aren't enough criminals to fill them. I'm not sure why we're not shipping the prisoners from our own overcrowded prisons there, but hey, Canadians will do in a pinch.

Begoggle: Article says they were fired.
So I guess there are a couple of RIM jobs available?

On a LinkedIn jobs board recently, I saw someone offering Blackberry/RIM jobs.

/No word on other flavors available