you farked the server already; i'm thinking when they get a few hits from fark's host machine it sets up a temp firewall so you don't kill it.

/you murderers
//i know nothing about anything, don't ask me how i know this

b. it finally loaded.
a. that's only in the UK; alcohol stateside is different
c. i forget what i was going to put here.

alcohol also causes urination in unexpected places and saves lives in roll over accidents where no seat belt is worn

/wonder drugs, how do they work?

JackalRabbit: alcohol also causes urination in unexpected places and saves lives in roll over accidents where no seat belt is worn

/wonder drugs, how do they work?

is there some kind of balloon involved? how does the piss soften the impact?

moothemagiccow: how does the piss soften the impact?

You have to carefully aim the stream and use the pushback force to your advantage.

What, no clip from Casablanca ,i'm disappointed

The Obvious tag is passed out in the back.

Reported by Sir Richard Romero, I say, old chap?

Barmaid, I"ll have another then see me to my room.

Oblig

Just don't spread the word on this with an ad pic of a girl passed out with her undies around her ankles and we'll be fine.

Because that would be wrong.

Alcohol was definitely responsible for the sex I had with my wife last night... And that was definitely unsafe.

alcohol to blame for unsafe sex ... ?

I mean, are they sure? And here I always thot' 'twas the other way 'round?

Lershac: Alcohol was definitely responsible for the sex I had with my wife last night... And that was definitely unsafe.


Trampolines are dangerous.

urban.derelict: b. it finally loaded.
a. that's only in the UK; alcohol stateside is different
c. i forget what i was going to put here.

Oops

Guess these "experts" never read Shakespeare, who told us that a little booze increases the desire, while a lot kills the capacity. Guys have unsafe sex because sex with a condom isn't worth doing. If I need to use a condom, it's a "no thanks" thing for me.

I'm sorry did you say you are shocked or you are a SHOCKER.......you know 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink..

Wow...interesting study.

This explains the two little ones my wife and I keep getting woken up by every morning.
/explains the morning hangovers, too.

Carlip: [s3.amazonaws.com image 576x720]oh kesha

Is that actually Tom Araya?

It's official - alcohol is to blame use for unsafe damn near any kind of sex, experts the rest of us claim

This is a somewhat sad article really. I never could feel attracted to someone when they were drunk. I lose interest pretty fast when a woman plows here way through three or four drinks on a date. I've taken women out for a nice dinner a few times and they all have made a point of getting themselves very drunk, when all I was after was a nice time and a little conversation. A couple glasses of wine or something is fine, ordering three Cosmos in the first hour is not a good sign.

Get drunk like that on a first date ladies, and there will not be a second one.

I read 'alcohol' as 'hollywood'. I have been spending to much time on fark.

Deathfrogg: This is a somewhat sad article really. I never could feel attracted to someone when they were drunk. I lose interest pretty fast when a woman plows here way through three or four drinks on a date. I've taken women out for a nice dinner a few times and they all have made a point of getting themselves very drunk, when all I was after was a nice time and a little conversation. A couple glasses of wine or something is fine, ordering three Cosmos in the first hour is not a good sign.

Get drunk like that on a first date ladies, and there will not be a second one.

Could it be possible that someone you would have unsafe sex with are individuals you wouldn't want to introduce to your Mom and you end up drinking to forget the experience only to have unsafe sex, once your drunk, with someone you wouldn't want to introduce to your already ashamed Dad?

ChrisDe:

Snicker all you want. I won't date an alcoholic. I have had to deal with alcoholics many times in various circumstances. They are all assholes, and turn out to be terribly stupid in the long run. Getting drunk occasionally is fine, I do it myself once in a while. But if you have to be drunk to be with me, you can be drunk all by yourself. I won't participate. Especially if they have to get drunk to wanna have a little slap n tickle.

a wise man once said "why don't we get drunk and screw?"

Who the hell are these "experts" I keep hearing so much about?

Roto-Rot: Carlip: [s3.amazonaws.com image 576x720]oh kesha

Is that actually Tom Araya?

before the operation, yes.

because when you are drunk you gotta concentrate on the simple act of getting it up in the first place, with all our mental capacity spent on that, us men can't be bothered to put on a condom or else the magic drunk boner might disappear forever.

Besides -- condoms suck anyway.


What I want to know is how and how MUCH these researchers are getting paid to say things everyone already knows. if you wanted to pay me 100K a year to sit around and say things like "Teenage boys enjoy breasts more than the elderly" or "Fat girls give good head because they are hungry" then by all means let me know. I'll even gussy up the articles so that they won't be offensive to most people.

If it wasn't for boozed up sluts, I'd never get laid.

Condoms being a nuisance is also responsible for unsafe sex. Just saying.

Deathfrogg: ChrisDe:

Snicker all you want. I won't date an alcoholic. I have had to deal with alcoholics many times in various circumstances. They are all assholes, and turn out to be terribly stupid in the long run. Getting drunk occasionally is fine, I do it myself once in a while. But if you have to be drunk to be with me, you can be drunk all by yourself. I won't participate. Especially if they have to get drunk to wanna have a little slap n tickle.

thick as a brick, a favorite album

/it's not them, it's you

Deathfrogg: This is a somewhat sad article really. I never could feel attracted to someone when they were drunk. I lose interest pretty fast when a woman plows here way through three or four drinks on a date. I've taken women out for a nice dinner a few times and they all have made a point of getting themselves very drunk, when all I was after was a nice time and a little conversation. A couple glasses of wine or something is fine, ordering three Cosmos in the first hour is not a good sign.

Get drunk like that on a first date ladies, and there will not be a second one.

If a lady makes it a point to get very drunk with you on a first date,there are thee possibilities:

1) she's a party girl and you probably could have figured this out before you asked. If you're up for a party, too, go with it. There doesn't need to be a second date.

2) she decided early on that she wanted to fark you and is trying to set a "do me mood" and you missed it. There won't be a second date.

3) she can't stand you and she'd trying to find a way to get through the date without hurting your feelings. There won't be a second date.

And I wouldn't call three of four alcoholic beverages over the course of an entire evening heavy drinking. Why is it okay for guys to tie one on, but if a lady does it, she's a drunken slut? I know plenty of gals who's panties are never going to be dissolved with booze. It's the young girls who can't handle it. And as a lot of boys who try this trick learn, they usually end with a passed out date (=no nookie and big trouble with her dad/mom) or puke in their car/shoes/bed (=no nookie).

Deathfrogg: This is a somewhat sad article really. I never could feel attracted to someone when they were drunk. I lose interest pretty fast when a woman plows here way through three or four drinks on a date. I've taken women out for a nice dinner a few times and they all have made a point of getting themselves very drunk, when all I was after was a nice time and a little conversation. A couple glasses of wine or something is fine, ordering three Cosmos in the first hour is not a good sign.

Get drunk like that on a first date ladies, and there will not be a second one.

Maybe they need to be drunk to spend any time with you?... If this is happening all the time, it's time to look in the mirror, or not pick up chicks at AA meetings....

Deathfrogg: Snicker all you want. I won't date an alcoholic. I have had to deal with alcoholics many times in various circumstances. They are all assholes, and turn out to be terribly stupid in the long run.

You sound like the type who turns into an asshole around drunk people, instead of the drunk people turning into assholes themselves. But as you probably know, be an asshole towards drunk people enough, and they'll eventually meet you halfway.

Probably due to being raised in an alcoholic family, though, so i won't be as hard on you as other people are. My father is the same way.

Disease, pregnancy and religion are to blame, otherwise sex would be pretty safe.