AbbeySomeone: I thought the real problem was the coaches?

/confused

Na... it's the whinny kids.

I've never understood why some grown-ass folks emotionally invest themselves to this degree into sports when they're just spectators who have no active effect on the outcome of the game.

Well, I was going to suggest that drunked-up fratboys were the biggest problem, but this makes me re-think my position. Why the hell do colleges have VIP box suites, anyway? Have they no academics that money could be spent on?

Solid State Vittles: buckler: Why the hell do colleges have VIP box suites, anyway? Have they no academics that money could be spent on?

Those suites are ultimately money makers, not money takers.

Money to be spent on...not academics.

Make a ban and try to enforce it on people who have actual money and power?

Nah, let's just pass a meaningless token rule against those with no real power to fight it instead.

The real problems at college football games:



Alumnus Obnoxious (n): former students who return to a college town to repeat the so-called "glory years" with large vehicles, more beer than friends, and no problems saying "do you know who I am" in a drunken slur.

/Guess where I grew up and went to college.

//TL;DR

///and one time, on that bus, I drank so much tequila that I still can't remember what happened.

AbbeySomeone: I thought the real problem was the coaches?

No, it's the football.

Funny how the NCAA bans alcohol sales and advertising at its 'championship' events, but doesn't care during the regular season.