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cgraves67

2011-12-09 10:30:12 PM

"Why, I aughta..."

DJ_Swammi

2011-12-09 10:44:35 PM

"Someone over there farted y'all"

Ed Finnerty

2011-12-09 10:45:11 PM

The rules are very clear on this. She showed tits, so she shouldn't have to GTFO.

Genju

2011-12-09 10:45:52 PM

...Did someone take a photo of a computer monitor?

lynxi

2011-12-09 10:46:01 PM

"O no you didn't"

Intelligent_Donkey

2011-12-09 10:46:04 PM

you rascal, you?

Parasitic_Spin

2011-12-09 10:46:49 PM

And this is why fark matters. Classic.

Sangi

2011-12-09 10:47:45 PM

"If you kids don't settle down...."

military armrest

2011-12-09 10:48:21 PM

"Don't make me break my foot off in your ass"

Mr. carrot

2011-12-09 10:48:34 PM

she see's what you did there.

And is not impressed.

whatshisname

2011-12-09 10:49:16 PM

Anita Henderson Harris entered the building through a back door and ....

I bet she did. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?

Hector Remarkable

2011-12-09 10:49:42 PM

Angry about the penis.

sanriosucks

2011-12-09 10:49:54 PM

Oh I came alright...

cretinbob

2011-12-09 10:50:57 PM

Crime of the week help request. Visit nixle.com for details and to report tips.

On November 2, 2011 Person(s) unknown burglarized the Heflin Used Furniture store located at 991 Ross Street. Taken was a vacuum pump (valued at $300.00) and a soldering torch (valued at $50.00) used for air conditioning repair. Prior to leaving the scene, and for no apparent reason, a chair in the front of the building was thrown against the wall and broken into pieces.

The Heflin Police is requesting assistance from the public. Anyone with information concerning this crime is urged to contact the Police Department at .

Same perp?

Snapper Carr

2011-12-09 10:50:58 PM

Niagara Falls?!

/Slowly I turned...

The correct answer is...

2011-12-09 10:51:33 PM

/hawt

mekkab

2011-12-09 10:51:48 PM

I'll show you WHAT UFIA MEANS...

Dr. Farkenstein

2011-12-09 10:52:03 PM

Mom?

/got nuthin'

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-12-09 10:53:32 PM

cretinbob

2011-12-09 10:54:05 PM

better article (new window)

hipcheckgrl

2011-12-09 10:55:17 PM

Shoulda given her the pony she asked for.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus

2011-12-09 10:55:23 PM

Penis does NOT go there.

HumanBeingsSuck

2011-12-09 10:57:21 PM

whatshisname: I bet she did. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?

Look, are you selling something?

Mega Steve

2011-12-09 10:57:40 PM

You don't want to piss Tina Fey off when she's got the girls out

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2011-12-09 10:59:12 PM

Ed Finnerty: The rules are very clear on this. She showed tits, so she shouldn't have to GTFO.

Where memes are born. This is the creator in his wisdom.

ThisNameSux

2011-12-09 10:59:13 PM

Not bad, not bad at all.

OKO

2011-12-09 11:01:31 PM

Mega Steve: You don't want to piss Tina Fey off ~~when she's got the girls out~~

FTFY

Bonanza Jellybean

2011-12-09 11:03:32 PM

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Shenanigans!

2011-12-09 11:08:47 PM

"And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling pesky kids and their cowardly yet always hungry dog!"

AsianMulletsRAWK

2011-12-09 11:10:44 PM

DedParrot

2011-12-09 11:16:01 PM

biatch stole my fish.

stuffy

2011-12-09 11:16:02 PM

Damn she looks pissed.

whatshisname

2011-12-09 11:16:30 PM

HumanBeingsSuck: whatshisname: I bet she did. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?

Look, are you selling something?

SELLING! Very good, very good!

JackalRabbit

2011-12-09 11:17:15 PM

Assault by deadly boobies.

Dear Jerk

2011-12-09 11:18:52 PM

cretinbob 2011-12-09 10:54:05 PM
better article (new window)

The reminds me of the SNL white trash skit where a cop got Chris Kattan in an upside hold and his dick almost flopped out of his underwear on live tv. Close enough that the audience gasped.

butt-nuggets

2011-12-09 11:21:05 PM

After a brief struggle, the city worker was able to escape and call police....

Did they punch her in the tit?

Shenanigans!

2011-12-09 11:21:19 PM

Dear Jerk: cretinbob 2011-12-09 10:54:05 PM
better article (new window)

The reminds me of the SNL white trash skit where a cop got Chris Kattan in an upside hold and his dick almost flopped out of his underwear on live tv. Close enough that the audience gasped.

I don't remember that, but I'm glad the world was spared the sight of Chris Kattan's Mr. Peepers.

LeroyBourne

2011-12-09 11:22:47 PM

If the pic is true, that's a damn near 7foot biatch I would not fark with. And I'd give her the clear 7feet, that look has to performed with a slumped shoulders and head, so she could be 7'3".

new_york_monty

2011-12-09 11:22:51 PM

prince of peas

2011-12-09 11:24:07 PM

FTF(other)A: "First, there was the appearance, and she was a little staggery" Daulton said. "Not having a lot of clothes, and it being so cold last night, it was good indication things were not well."

y'think?

butt-nuggets

2011-12-09 11:30:00 PM

cretinbob: Crime of the week help request. Visit nixle.com for details and to report tips.

On November 2, 2011 Person(s) unknown burglarized the Heflin Used Furniture store located at 991 Ross Street. Taken was a vacuum pump (valued at $300.00) and a soldering torch (valued at $50.00) used for air conditioning repair. Prior to leaving the scene, and for no apparent reason, a chair in the front of the building was thrown against the wall and broken into pieces.

The Heflin Police is requesting assistance from the public. Anyone with information concerning this crime is urged to contact the Police Department at .

Same perp?

From your quoted article, this sentence bothers me: Prior to leaving the scene, and for no apparent reason, a chair in the front of the building was thrown against the wall and broken into pieces.

Ikahoshi

2011-12-09 11:30:05 PM

AsianMulletsRAWK: [i239.photobucket.com image 300x453]

Thank you, that's exactly what I thought when I saw that mugshot.

barefoot in the head

2011-12-09 11:30:23 PM

Came for the Buzzi. Leaving satisfied.

/wanna buy a used walnetto?

emonk

2011-12-09 11:33:22 PM

She don't look topless to me....

jmadisonbiii

2011-12-09 11:34:01 PM

prince of peas: FTF(other)A: "First, there was the appearance, and she was a little staggery" Daulton said. "Not having a lot of clothes, and it being so cold last night, it was good indication things were not well."

y'think?

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