Beautiful girl but the lack of family resemblance is a bit unnerving.

Wait... Ted Lange is going to be in this? Isaac the bartender? No sh*t.

I don't think they've ever really claimed he is the biological father, come to think of it. It's been implied, but I'm not sure at point MJ ever said they're from HIS sperm.

Wow. She's really pretty, extremely wealthy, and has the eyes of the world on her. I hope that she can hold herself together, because this looks like the beginning of a story with a very tragic ending.

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Well, that explains the dance moves.

Unixfreak: I don't think they've ever really claimed he is the biological father, come to think of it. It's been implied, but I'm not sure at point MJ ever said they're from HIS sperm.

Good god, folks. She is not his DNA. Yes, some moms and dads with sub-Saharan ancestry have a child with a Euro-Caucasian and produce a baby that doesn't look sub-Saharan at all. But those "black" moms and dads are usually mixed themselves, e.g. Rashida & Quincy. Someone with MJ's strong sub-S features does not produce someone who looks like Paris or her brother.

A Terrible Human: Yes that child is his.

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Also I'm the queen of France.

She says I am the one
But the kids is not my son..

Jesus wept not another generation of these whack jobs.

Ahhh. The crotch fruit of another celebrity who died from a drug overdose is going to be a celebrity just because the daddy farked didn't fark another child of a celebrity who died of a drug overdose. Not looking good for the child is it?

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Your MJ pic is after his first nose surgery. This is what he actually looked like when he was close to her age:


(hot)

Her dad? No way.

1) Vitiligo does not suddenly cause your children to be born white.
2) There are many genes that produce melanin, not one on-or-off like eye color.

Ergo this child is not African American. Not more than 1/8th, I'd say, anyway.

But Wait There's More:

Ding ding ding ding!!!!

Am I the only one who sees a slight Courtney Cox resemblance? It is the eyes and the smirk/smile (for lack of a better descrIption)

Oh, I don't know. Her nose sort of resembles one of his from over the years.

moshi8: Am I the only one who sees a slight Courtney Cox resemblance? It is the eyes and the smirk/smile (for lack of a better descrIption)

Yeah, the eyes. I was going to go w/ Jared Leto, but that works too.

see blake griffin

I had forgotten all about Jackson's kids. You know what? I hope they do okay. I hope they have pretty good lives. And i usually don't wish that for famous people. Or any people.

Oh look. Another spoiled spawn of a celebrity gets to cut in line past all of the struggling peasants and lands a starring role simply because she asked for one. Yawn.

Confabulat: shivashakti: Wait... Ted Lange is going to be in this? Isaac the bartender? No sh*t.

Yeah the words "major motion picture" have a different meaning in this case.

The inclusion of Larry King and Joey Fatone certainly means huge box office. The teenage girls will be lining up around the block to see anything with those two on the marquee. It'll be bigger than Twilight!

/sounds more like someone saw "The Producers" one time too many and decided to try it themselves

TV's Vinnie: Oh look. Another spoiled spawn of a celebrity gets to cut in line past all of the struggling peasants and lands a starring role simply because she asked for one. Yawn.

Are you really against children taking up their parent's profession? That's like the oldest thing in the world.

Yeah, no way is Jackson the father of those kids.

Second Try: TV's Vinnie: Oh look. Another spoiled spawn of a celebrity gets to cut in line past all of the struggling peasants and lands a starring role simply because she asked for one. Yawn.

Are you really against children taking up their parent's profession? That's like the oldest thing in the world.

I am if they have not earned it. If they have the talent, then they get to play, but if they're talentless dopes just cutting in line because they have a rich celebrity parent, that's not cool.

Examples:

Sean Lennon
Cameron Douglass
Chet Haze (Tom Hank's son who thinks he's "ghetto" now and can rap)
Any Baldwin


and of course..........

TV's Vinnie: Oh look. Another spoiled spawn of a celebrity gets to cut in line past all of the struggling peasants and lands a starring role simply because she asked for one. Yawn.

A starring role in a movie with Joey Fatone.

theflatline: Perfect she is 13 from a nutsy family, it is time to get Corey Feldman to turn her out just like he did to Drew Barrymore when she was that age. Michael would approve since he and Corey were butties.

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Damn it. Now I'm depressed because even Corey Feldman managed to fool around with Drew Barrymore, and I never did.

I always liked her. I had blocked out the fact that she went out with him, and now you brought it back. Damn you.

/Don't want her now. Totally happy with my partner.
//But five, ten years ago? Oh yes.

Ludicrous to pretend that she has any black heritage, she looks Scandinavian.

What about Blanket? Won't anyone think about poor, poor Blanket?

Given who her father was, I can only imagine this young lady being very, very eccentric... I can see a point where Lady GaGa feels it necessary to advise her to "tone it down.."

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Damn it. Now I'm depressed because even Corey Feldman managed to fool around with Drew Barrymore, and I never did.

I always liked her. I had blocked out the fact that she went out with him, and now you brought it back. Damn you.


Hey, she MARRIED Tom Green, so there's hope for you yet.

"Paris Jackson just landed the lead role in a major motion picture titled Lundon's Bridge and the Three Keys.
"The 13-year-old daughter of the late pop icon Michael Jackson, will co-star with Larry King, Shawn King, Joey Fatone and Ted Lange."


The second sentence completely undermines the first.

How major a motion picture is it going to be with Larry King and Ted Lange set to co-star? Really?!!

But congrats to her, good to be famous and not work for anything when there are kids out there busting their nuts attempting to get cast in something...anything...

\\Don't think Michael would approve...
\\Thinks Michael's mommy and daddy are milking those kids for all their worth!

I hate to disappoint everybody, but all the kids seem pretty normal and they are obviously not attention whores, or they'd have been on a reality show for two years now. And who cares if she's MJ's biological daughter or not? As far as I know, no one ever made any claims that she was.