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2011-12-09 05:19:35 PM
The reporter should have told Perry her name was "Putamejor" and let him run with it.
 
2011-12-09 05:23:22 PM
He also thinks there are only 8 Supreme Court Justices. This guy is a rocket surgeon.
 
2011-12-09 05:27:27 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-09 05:37:53 PM
Commerce, Education, and the um what's the third one?
 
2011-12-09 06:05:26 PM
Man, it goes on and on, he's just stringing these blunders along...

C-C-C-COMBO Breaker!
 
2011-12-09 06:19:03 PM
briefly forgetting there are nine members

He didn't *briefly forget*.. he's a farking moran who has no clue about anything other than Jesus.

Actually... that's unfair... he has no clue about Jesus either.
 
2011-12-09 07:25:38 PM
Sounds like he's also hating on the Founding Fathers for setting up the way those justices are appointed and sit on the court. Why does he hate George Washington?
 
2011-12-09 09:12:06 PM
WorldCitizen: Sounds like he's also hating on the Founding Fathers for setting up the way those justices are appointed and sit on the court. Why does he hate George Washington?

MorrisBird: He also thinks there are only 8 Supreme Court Justices. This guy is a rocket surgeon.

If we start listing ALL the things that Rick Perry DOESN'T know, then we're gonna be in this thread a while...
 
2011-12-09 09:28:46 PM
All of this would be hilarious, if only there weren't actual people in this country who would vote for this man to be President of the United States.

That kind of kills some of the humor in it, ya know?
 
2011-12-09 09:30:56 PM
I'm not sure what's worse... the fact that he's dumber than a sack of hammers, or the fact that this doesn't seem to bother him a bit...

"Golly shucks... I sure am a stupid motherfarker. Vote for me"
 
2011-12-09 10:42:50 PM
You Libs are always making a big deal out of small things. If you look back at history, to the cases of Strawberry vs. Madison or Brown vs "Bored of education," you'd understand. The conservative side that says we should never change what has worked in the past ALWAYS wins!

1) When that Brown person sued because she was Bored of Education, it was the conswervatives who wanted to make sure that she stayed in her own school.

B) When Gideon vs. Wainright came before the court, the secritive guy who puts Bibles (the word of the LORD!) in hotel rooms was attacked- ATTACKED!!!!- by you lib atheist muslims! How dare you!

Also) When Miranda sued Arizona, it was Conservaives who demanded the right of entertainers to wear fruit on their heads!

Maybe you libs could look at your own favorite supreme court decision about how someone should be allowed to cross a shallow lake or river, in a boat or on foot. Normal, regular Americans should get to decide- should we Row or Wade? But you libs think the soup court should decide the case of Row vs. Wade.

You libs got nothing. You don't even know anything about those important soup court cases!
 
2011-12-09 11:11:00 PM
FloydA: You Libs are always making a big deal out of small things. If you look back at history, to the cases of Strawberry vs. Madison or Brown vs "Bored of education," you'd understand. The conservative side that says we should never change what has worked in the past ALWAYS wins!

1) When that Brown person sued because she was Bored of Education, it was the conswervatives who wanted to make sure that she stayed in her own school.

B) When Gideon vs. Wainright came before the court, the secritive guy who puts Bibles (the word of the LORD!) in hotel rooms was attacked- ATTACKED!!!!- by you lib atheist muslims! How dare you!

Also) When Miranda sued Arizona, it was Conservaives who demanded the right of entertainers to wear fruit on their heads!

Maybe you libs could look at your own favorite supreme court decision about how someone should be allowed to cross a shallow lake or river, in a boat or on foot. Normal, regular Americans should get to decide- should we Row or Wade? But you libs think the soup court should decide the case of Row vs. Wade.

You libs got nothing. You don't even know anything about those important soup court cases!


i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-09 11:34:44 PM
That's right ladies and gentlemen...the "Strong" video has been the high point of Perry's campaign. Let's let that sink in.
 
2011-12-09 11:40:02 PM
FloydA: You Libs are always making a big deal out of small things. If you look back at history, to the cases of Strawberry vs. Madison or Brown vs "Bored of education," you'd understand. The conservative side that says we should never change what has worked in the past ALWAYS wins!

1) When that Brown person sued because she was Bored of Education, it was the conswervatives who wanted to make sure that she stayed in her own school.

B) When Gideon vs. Wainright came before the court, the secritive guy who puts Bibles (the word of the LORD!) in hotel rooms was attacked- ATTACKED!!!!- by you lib atheist muslims! How dare you!

Also) When Miranda sued Arizona, it was Conservaives who demanded the right of entertainers to wear fruit on their heads!

Maybe you libs could look at your own favorite supreme court decision about how someone should be allowed to cross a shallow lake or river, in a boat or on foot. Normal, regular Americans should get to decide- should we Row or Wade? But you libs think the soup court should decide the case of Row vs. Wade.

You libs got nothing. You don't even know anything about those important soup court cases!


Priceless. You're striving to be the next Pocket Ninja aren't you?
 
2011-12-09 11:40:32 PM
Perry hates the constitution. His jihad against the courts proves he is against the separation of powers and three branches of government.

He's also a total idiot.
 
2011-12-09 11:42:01 PM
I'll hand it to Perry: He may be a barely functioning, theocratic douchecanoe, but the man can entertain when it comes to political suicide!
 
2011-12-09 11:43:53 PM
Surely Presidential material. Well, at least he's not ashamed to be a Christian, what with those gays in the military.
 
2011-12-09 11:44:26 PM
Oops.
 
2011-12-09 11:44:43 PM
FloydA: You Libs are always making a big deal out of small things. If you look back at history, to the cases of Strawberry vs. Madison or Brown vs "Bored of education," you'd understand. The conservative side that says we should never change what has worked in the past ALWAYS wins!

1) When that Brown person sued because she was Bored of Education, it was the conswervatives who wanted to make sure that she stayed in her own school.

B) When Gideon vs. Wainright came before the court, the secritive guy who puts Bibles (the word of the LORD!) in hotel rooms was attacked- ATTACKED!!!!- by you lib atheist muslims! How dare you!

Also) When Miranda sued Arizona, it was Conservaives who demanded the right of entertainers to wear fruit on their heads!

Maybe you libs could look at your own favorite supreme court decision about how someone should be allowed to cross a shallow lake or river, in a boat or on foot. Normal, regular Americans should get to decide- should we Row or Wade? But you libs think the soup court should decide the case of Row vs. Wade.

You libs got nothing. You don't even know anything about those important soup court cases!


Don't forget Platypus v. Fergie's son and the Dreadlock Scottie Decision.
 
2011-12-09 11:46:51 PM
FloydA: You libs got nothing. You don't even know anything about those important soup court cases!

I like soup.
 
2011-12-09 11:47:00 PM
Moran.jpg
 
2011-12-09 11:51:30 PM
The last time I interviewed for a job, I'd spent the previous month or so researching the employer and talking with several current employees about the organization. I got the job. You might want to try doing the same, Rick.
 
2011-12-09 11:52:00 PM
markie_farkie: The reporter should have told Perry her name was "Putamejor" and let him run with it.

Or "Macaca"
 
2011-12-10 12:00:50 AM
Looks like he is also forgetting that the majority of those justices where appointed by his fellow Republicans
 
2011-12-10 12:01:02 AM
He's cool man.
 
2011-12-10 12:03:23 AM
MorrisBird: He also thinks there are only 8 Supreme Court Justices. This guy is a rocket surgeon.

Worse yet, they're 8 unelected and unaccountable justices! This is an outrage! How could Obama warp our country like this?!?
 
2011-12-10 12:04:39 AM
MorrisBird: He also thinks there are only 8 Supreme Court Justices

To be fair, Thomas and Scalia aren't entirely independent beings.
 
2011-12-10 12:04:48 AM
Rick Perry, governor of the second largest state in the country. Major contender for the president of the United States. What the fark is wrong with us?
 
2011-12-10 12:06:36 AM
What farking solvent did this guy get into in his youth to buggerfark his brain this badly? Him and Bush need to put on a barbecue diplomat pickle for the cause of aphasia.
 
2011-12-10 12:06:55 AM
odinsposse: Rick Perry, governor of the second largest state in the country. Major contender for the president of the United States. What the fark is wrong with us?

Don't you mean what is wrong with Texas? Not even the retarded wing of the Retarded party is voting for him.
 
2011-12-10 12:08:22 AM
A Perry/Palin ticket would create such an incredible vortex of stupid that all life as we know it would cease. I'm pretty sure, anyway.
 
2011-12-10 12:10:57 AM
blog.heritage.org

Oops.
 
2011-12-10 12:16:21 AM
Sabyen91: odinsposse: Rick Perry, governor of the second largest state in the country. Major contender for the president of the United States. What the fark is wrong with us?

Don't you mean what is wrong with Texas? Not even the retarded wing of the Retarded party is voting for him.


Nobody has voted yet. He's still a contender.
 
2011-12-10 12:22:56 AM
But Rick Perry is Strong!!!

Link
 
2011-12-10 12:23:11 AM
You have no real choices. Money picks the feeble actors in your pretend democracy, money has so little respect for you this is the caliber of idiot you're allowed to choose from.

They aren't even very interested in keeping up the farce anymore, they know you have no other option but to play the game like the out of options turned out whore the american voter has become. Just put on the plastic smile and do whatever drug that helps you cope.
 
2011-12-10 12:25:38 AM
jaytkay: Sabyen91: odinsposse: Rick Perry, governor of the second largest state in the country. Major contender for the president of the United States. What the fark is wrong with us?

Don't you mean what is wrong with Texas? Not even the retarded wing of the Retarded party is voting for him.

Nobody has voted yet. He's still a contender.


Ok, polling is not good for him.
 
2011-12-10 12:26:23 AM
odinsposse: Rick Perry, governor of the second largest state in the country. Major contender for the president of the United States. What the fark is wrong with us?

Thankfully, it's only a GOP problem. We still have sane people on the Democratic side that didn't run "purity purges" like the republicans have for the past 30 years.
 
2011-12-10 12:27:19 AM
FoopytheMoose: But Rick Perry is Strong!!!

And smart.

subspacecomms.com
 
2011-12-10 12:30:42 AM
Rick Perry's latest ad
Link (new window)
 
2011-12-10 12:34:02 AM
Oops. Sorry.

I'm seriously starting to worry about Perry's health. Is he having mini-strokes? Maybe a brain tumor? WTF do they put in the water in Texas that makes all their politicians act like brain damaged monkeys?
 
2011-12-10 12:40:41 AM
fusillade762: Oops. Sorry.

I'm seriously starting to worry about Perry's health. Is he having mini-strokes? Maybe a brain tumor? WTF do they put in the water in Texas that makes all their politicians act like brain damaged monkeys?


Hydraulic fracking chemicals, which are trade secrets, so who knows.
 
2011-12-10 12:45:02 AM
Vaccinium Arboreum: [blog.heritage.org image 400x371]

Oops.


blog.heritage.org

www.sadanduseless.com

Man, those Libyans are sneaky.

/It might be the alcohol, but am I the only one who sees it?
 
2011-12-10 12:45:45 AM
There sure are a lot of dumbass tags Popping up Politics lately.....Coincidence?
 
2011-12-10 12:55:24 AM
www.conversantlife.com

Justice Montalban is not amused.
 
2011-12-10 01:00:56 AM
www.upto88.com
 
2011-12-10 01:05:55 AM
FloydA: You Libs are always making a big deal out of small things. If you look back at history, to the cases of Strawberry vs. Madison or Brown vs "Bored of education," you'd understand. The conservative side that says we should never change what has worked in the past ALWAYS wins!

1) When that Brown person sued because she was Bored of Education, it was the conswervatives who wanted to make sure that she stayed in her own school.

B) When Gideon vs. Wainright came before the court, the secritive guy who puts Bibles (the word of the LORD!) in hotel rooms was attacked- ATTACKED!!!!- by you lib atheist muslims! How dare you!

Also) When Miranda sued Arizona, it was Conservaives who demanded the right of entertainers to wear fruit on their heads!

Maybe you libs could look at your own favorite supreme court decision about how someone should be allowed to cross a shallow lake or river, in a boat or on foot. Normal, regular Americans should get to decide- should we Row or Wade? But you libs think the soup court should decide the case of Row vs. Wade.

You libs got nothing. You don't even know anything about those important soup court cases!


etc.usf.edu

verdant farking green
 
2011-12-10 01:15:39 AM
Don't worry Rick, Clarence Thomas gets confused about the Supreme Court too.
 
2011-12-10 01:25:20 AM
video man: Vaccinium Arboreum: [blog.heritage.org image 400x371]

Oops.





Man, those Libyans are sneaky.

/It might be the alcohol, but am I the only one who sees it?


Oh no, you're spot on! Just glad you're not shrooming cuz that feeble wench looks just like him, exept that Daffy doesn't reek of flaming liberal stench!
 
2011-12-10 01:25:26 AM
i1086.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-10 01:27:20 AM
Friction8r: video man: Vaccinium Arboreum: [blog.heritage.org image 400x371]

Oops.

Man, those Libyans are sneaky.

/It might be the alcohol, but am I the only one who sees it?

Oh no, you're spot on! Just glad you're not shrooming cuz that feeble wench looks just like him, exept that Daffy doesn't reek of flaming liberal stench!


Oh, it is THIS obvious troll.
 
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