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(Hartford Courant) Dumbass Scary: Falling asleep behind the wheel in traffic. Stupid: With a joint in your hand. Fail: And 33 bags of heroin   (courant.com) divider line 35
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2011-12-09 05:39:59 PM
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2011-12-09 05:44:28 PM
Britto was charged with possession of narcotics, possession with intent to sell and possession of marijuana.

No DWI charge?
 
2011-12-09 07:04:19 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: No DWI charge?

Maybe he hadn't smoked it yet? I suppose he COULD just be in it for the pure profit...
 
2011-12-09 07:04:39 PM
Fail?

www.meh.ro
 
2011-12-09 07:06:42 PM
those were either little bags of heroin or he's got big hands
 
2011-12-09 07:08:56 PM
Was he busted by Officer Stadanko?
 
2011-12-09 07:22:48 PM
skinink: Was he busted by Officer Stadanko?

Codename Lardass
 
2011-12-09 07:23:34 PM
slc11082: The thing about why the drug war is failing is because most punishment is a slap on the wrist. It needs to be treated more harshly, throw in the death penalty and those that felons live with their whole lives.

People need to fear the thought of being caught with any kind of drugs.

And yes drugs DO support terrorism, follow the money. If you buy drugs your money has gone to someone who has murdered women and children.


3/10

Too obvious
 
2011-12-09 07:24:27 PM
Aint no such thing as a junkie that can wait to get home for his fix. They can barely wait until they get into the car. Aint no such thing as recreational heroin use. 30 bags, that's a sizable monkey.

I'm not sure why every damn generation has to learn this.
 
2011-12-09 07:24:56 PM
How else are you going to take the hard edge off that heroin so you're calm enough to drive?
 
2011-12-09 07:26:45 PM
Dad?
 
2011-12-09 07:30:09 PM
The thing about why the drug war is failing is because

Prohibition has never worked in the recorded history of mankind.

but I'll gladly look over your newsletter if it's glossy and you use lots of red ink... knowutahmean?

/puff
 
2011-12-09 07:31:48 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: Britto was charged with possession of narcotics, possession with intent to sell and possession of marijuana.

No DWI charge?


That's pretty much a given.
 
2011-12-09 07:33:48 PM
"Vinnnnnnnncent ..."

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2011-12-09 07:45:51 PM
No way to go through life, etc.
 
2011-12-09 07:48:22 PM
itazurakko: Sin_City_Superhero: No DWI charge?

Maybe he hadn't smoked it yet? I suppose he COULD just be in it for the pure profit...


They gave details about finding the heroin in his car and even how much change he had if you added up all the money in his car, but the only pot they said he had was the joint which he was in the act of smoking. So how did he get an intent to distribute marijuana charge from a half smoked joint?
 
2011-12-09 07:52:49 PM
SnakeLee: itazurakko: Sin_City_Superhero: No DWI charge?

Maybe he hadn't smoked it yet? I suppose he COULD just be in it for the pure profit...

They gave details about finding the heroin in his car and even how much change he had if you added up all the money in his car, but the only pot they said he had was the joint which he was in the act of smoking. So how did he get an intent to distribute marijuana charge from a half smoked joint?


Don't question, citizen.
 
WGJ
2011-12-09 07:53:50 PM
probesport: skinink: Was he busted by Officer Stadanko?

Codename Lardass


That's hardhat, HARDHAT!!
 
2011-12-09 07:56:48 PM
shoulda hit the meth before getting behind the wheel

just sprinkle it in your RedBull
 
2011-12-09 07:56:58 PM
Well, better to die nicely baked, like my Old Man, than deep-fried in gasoline like the people in the oncoming inter-state traffic.
 
2011-12-09 07:57:58 PM
Stolen from Steven Wright, God bless him!
 
2011-12-09 07:58:49 PM
SnakeLee: itazurakko: Sin_City_Superhero: No DWI charge?

Maybe he hadn't smoked it yet? I suppose he COULD just be in it for the pure profit...

They gave details about finding the heroin in his car and even how much change he had if you added up all the money in his car, but the only pot they said he had was the joint which he was in the act of smoking. So how did he get an intent to distribute marijuana charge from a half smoked joint?


There are 3 separate charges, the possession with intent is for the heroin.
 
2011-12-09 08:08:53 PM
He sounds like he was under a lot of stress.

But I mean, that's what sleep deprivation does to you.
/falling asleep at the wheel, honesty, that's awful
 
2011-12-09 08:09:16 PM
SnakeLee: They gave details about finding the heroin in his car and even how much change he had if you added up all the money in his car, but the only pot they said he had was the joint which he was in the act of smoking. So how did he get an intent to distribute marijuana charge from a half smoked joint?

Well you know that half smoked joint has a street value of a MILLION DOLLARS!!!1!1!!!

/or something like that, if the math is proceeding as it usually does
 
2011-12-09 08:19:41 PM
Ah, this was Hamden, CT? I could have sworn that this was from GA, since I was behind some farked up coont on GA 400 this morning. Speed between 45 and 85, wipers running in clear weather, running off the road and nodding off at traffic lights.
 
2011-12-09 08:33:53 PM
slc11082: And yes drugs DO support terrorism, follow the money. If you buy drugs your money has gone to someone who has murdered women and children.


It's just like my Tax money!
 
2011-12-09 08:51:28 PM
It's illegal to have a joint in your hand? I've got at least 14 in each hand and that's just counting the knuckles!
 
2011-12-09 09:02:16 PM
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: It's illegal to have a joint in your hand? I've got at least 14 in each hand and that's just counting the knuckles!

....I think you're missing a few fingers then....
 
2011-12-09 09:10:53 PM
He wasn't asleep. Duh. Nod.
 
2011-12-09 09:28:52 PM
MzUnderstood: He wasn't asleep. Duh. Nod.

Came here to point this out, thx Mz.
 
2011-12-10 12:24:01 AM
SnakeLee: itazurakko: Sin_City_Superhero: No DWI charge?

Maybe he hadn't smoked it yet? I suppose he COULD just be in it for the pure profit...

They gave details about finding the heroin in his car and even how much change he had if you added up all the money in his car, but the only pot they said he had was the joint which he was in the act of smoking. So how did he get an intent to distribute marijuana charge from a half smoked joint?


It looks like they are referring to the heroin on the intent to distribute charge. Possession of narcotics with intent to sell and possession of marijuana. The bail seems awfully low for someone with 33 bags of heroin but it would have also helped if they noted the weight of the "bags". IE: Were they separated in bags of 1/10th a gram?
 
2011-12-10 12:37:01 AM
This is why I dont drive on opiods anymore. It's very horrifying when I try to do everything in my power to stay up after binging on promethazine and Oxys, only to black out for four seconds at a time on interstate traffic. Surely the guy knew he had many charges lined up against him were he to get caught, yet that still didn't stop him from blacking out (sleeping) in his vehicle. Opiates/opiods are helluva drug.
 
2011-12-10 12:47:14 AM
@WildManBand I wonder if Provigil / Nuvigil would help with that problem. I have a sleep disorder and was prescribed it to help me with daytime sleepiness since I'd nod off constantly at work.
 
2011-12-10 07:35:05 AM
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2011-12-10 08:42:46 AM
OregonVet: <img src="http://www.manhattanmoviemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/upins moke.jpg" width="640" height="357">

How's my drivin'?
We're parked, Man!
 
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