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(Huffington Post) Cool Ever wanted to be a world's record holder in something? Do you have 62 bananas and an extra large pair of pants?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 36
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shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 05:12:07 PM
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cgraves67
2011-12-09 05:16:04 PM
Is that 62 bananas in your pants or are you just a happy mutant?
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 06:21:08 PM
Well duh... of course I do.
 
vossiewulf [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 06:22:45 PM
it's illegal to put bananas down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 07:26:05 PM
Nanerpenis just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 07:29:00 PM
Pinky! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 08:03:37 PM
Ring ring ring ring bananapants
 
Arklop
2011-12-09 08:17:33 PM
nekom: Pinky! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I think so, Brain, but who's gonna hold all those deer antlers while I'm shaving my nose hair with the ice cream?
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-09 08:19:05 PM
Lots of easy records to be set, like most times alternately touching your penis and your left big toe with your right hand in less than 60 seconds.

Penis/toe/penis/toe/penis

Currently the record is 74
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 08:27:44 PM
nekom: Pinky! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are very uncomfortable in the summertime!
 
hogans
2011-12-09 08:32:06 PM
 
genner
2011-12-09 08:41:31 PM
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Brain but where are we going to get 62 bananas and an extra large pair of pants at this time of night?

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StanTheMan
2011-12-09 08:41:52 PM
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I can eat 50 eggs.
 
turbidum
2011-12-09 08:44:17 PM
No. But I have 62 pairs of pants and an extra large banana.

Will it still work?
 
IrateShadow
2011-12-09 08:46:45 PM
That email address is so farking lame. Using a catch-all, I can come up with longer on a whim.
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 08:47:58 PM
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Anyone check for spiders?
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 08:48:39 PM
Bill Brasky has a toenail on the end of his penis.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 09:00:24 PM
turbidum: No. But I have 62 pairs of pants and an extra large banana.

Will it still work?

Probably not the same way, but why not?
 
lizaardvark
2011-12-09 09:03:51 PM
I'm going to have to hurt you now, Pinky.
 
Avery614
2011-12-09 09:20:04 PM
No but I do have 10,000 marbles....

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Suuuupertrucker
2011-12-09 09:33:02 PM
-1 SUBBY


/retard
 
RCL
2011-12-09 10:14:19 PM
After all, if the folks who make it into "Guinness World Records" represent the world record "1 percent," than RecordSetter is for the "99 percent"

Come on, HuffPo.

/someone had to
 
Hagbardr
2011-12-09 10:19:51 PM
There's a 24 hour Walmart 10 minutes from my house. Get in the car, Ambien Walrus; if we drive fast, we can get there before they close.
 
wildcardjack
2011-12-09 10:50:47 PM
I have the extra, extra large pants but there's no way you're getting me and 62 bananas in them.

You could, however, find three people built like scarecrows and put them in a pair of my pants.

/My nice denim shorts came from an NFL linebacker.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 10:59:45 PM
Ed Finnerty: Nanerpenis just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Guess what, he likes nanerpuss.
 
MayContainHorseGluten [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 11:00:05 PM
Suuuupertrucker: -1 SUBBY


/retard

I guess we found out who holds this world record right now.
 
MayContainHorseGluten [TotalFark]
2011-12-09 11:01:09 PM
RCL: After all, if the folks who make it into "Guinness World Records" represent the world record "1 percent," than RecordSetter is for the "99 percent"

Come on, HuffPo.

/someone had to

HuffPo's be going downhill for a while now. They don't even try to be objective any more.
 
Suuuupertrucker
2011-12-09 11:06:24 PM
MayContainHorseGluten: Suuuupertrucker: -1 SUBBY


/retard

I guess we found out who holds this world record right now.

With all those poor, starving, neglected and abandoned children in Darfor and other 3rd world countries, someone wants to stick banana's down their pants....

/did not RTFA
//retard
 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark]
2011-12-10 12:21:51 AM
To your first question: no. To your second question: yes, why do you ask?
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-10 12:31:29 AM
Yes! I will finally find fame (once I locate a large enough produce warehouse) for holding the record for the most potatoes yelled at.
 
supayoda
2011-12-10 12:32:57 AM
genner: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Brain but where are we going to get 62 bananas and an extra large pair of pants at this time of night?

[toddmpost.files.wordpress.com image 640x513]

Came for the Pinky and the Brain reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-12-10 01:21:08 AM
**looks within arms reach of keyboard**

I have 2 pounds of spicy beef jerky, some anal lube I'm holding on to for a friend and 3 hungry German Shepherds and a cat at my feet. Any records I can set?
 
genner
2011-12-10 02:00:54 AM
Pinky and the Brian with extra large pants.
That is all.
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some_beer_drinker
2011-12-10 03:11:18 AM
www.onhuge.com

there is always money in a banana stand...
 
bearded clamorer
2011-12-10 03:25:25 AM
/Too lazy to post a Harry Chapin pic with a witty comment.
 
Coyote Doyenne [TotalFark]
2011-12-10 10:48:52 AM
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