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(Some Guy)		Woman catching heat for throwing a Molotov cocktail into a home (with "Come on, baby, light my fire" mugshot goodness) (kltv.com)		73
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WayneKerr

2011-12-09 03:05:38 PM

She could blow me out.

cbackous

2011-12-09 03:07:53 PM

I would take her out to dinner (candle-lit of course), maybe some sparks will fly.

Sticky Hands

2011-12-09 03:09:27 PM

They blow up so fast.

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animal900

2011-12-09 03:09:35 PM

Nice DSLs

Atomic Spunk

2011-12-09 03:09:42 PM

She's hot.

/obvious

godofatheist

2011-12-09 03:10:19 PM

she could almost be considered smoking hot. but then you have to worry that the flames of romance would bun to quickly and the light of your loves blaze my die in a smolder. also the roofs on fire. flames.

NateAsbestos

2011-12-09 03:10:23 PM

Her name is KRYSTAL COOK, of course she's a meth head.

/I'd cook her

FloydA

2011-12-09 03:11:24 PM

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire

But it's just the way I am
Have to take it for a fact
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac
So...

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire (new window)

Bob16

2011-12-09 03:11:36 PM

I've been practicing my fire bomb throwing at the old quarry for when they start pulling out guillotines.

My question is can you use the same technique on a Neiman Marcus as you use on a home.

skullkrusher

2011-12-09 03:12:41 PM

cbackous: I would take her out to dinner (candle-lit of course), maybe some sparks will fly.

Krystal Cook is a saint!

danpanic77

2011-12-09 03:13:30 PM

Sticky Hands: They blow up so fast.

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Came for this.

/left satisfied

Boeheimian Rhapsody

2011-12-09 03:13:58 PM

Another reminder not to stick your dick in the crazy? check.

thanks, fark.

Rufus Lee King

2011-12-09 03:15:19 PM

cbackous

2011-12-09 03:15:49 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Another reminder not to stick your dick in the crazy? check.

thanks, fark.

I think this is one crazy I would risk.

Banned on the Run

2011-12-09 03:15:57 PM

If it happened in Diboll, the house she torched was likely that of a black family.

Freakin Rican

2011-12-09 03:16:40 PM

with...im looking at your penis mugshot

Random Anonymous Blackmail

2011-12-09 03:18:15 PM

All day long, then give her a fake phone number and address.

Why Yes I Am A Wizard

2011-12-09 03:18:24 PM

Hot ... except maybe for the overdone "not sure if Sharpie" eyebrows.

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-09 03:18:51 PM

Try to set the night on FIYER!!

IXI Jim IXI

2011-12-09 03:19:29 PM

I'd like to stick it right in her burning ring of fire.

Bob16

2011-12-09 03:21:56 PM

Best crazy ass thing Morrison ever did was spray the entire inside of a recording studio with a fire extinguisher ruining all the equipment cause he was tripping balls and hallucinated that the red exit sign was actually a raging inferno.

What a party animal.

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials

2011-12-09 03:22:15 PM

Banned on the Run: If it happened in Diboll, the house she torched was likely that of a black family.

Came to say that Diboll makes kilgore look like Paris.

madcan34

2011-12-09 03:22:55 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: thanks, fark.

Well, she's not actually THAT crazy cuz she was just driving the car I mean, she could have been coerced somehow.

/God I'm so lonely

Incog_Neeto

2011-12-09 03:24:14 PM

I couldn't be bothered to even figure out if there was some type of motive, I have 17 more articles to finish before the end of the day.

capnmonkey

2011-12-09 03:25:55 PM

Just one? Disapproves.

MaliFinn

2011-12-09 03:27:06 PM

Rapmaster2000

2011-12-09 03:27:09 PM

angry_scientist

2011-12-09 03:30:34 PM

They say... Some like it hot.
And her mugshot is one of the cleanest I'd come across.
All we know is,

SHE'S CALLED THE FIRE STIG!

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials

2011-12-09 03:31:05 PM

capnmonkey: [images.quickblogcast.com image 300x440]
Just one? Disapproves.

God I love those dresses. My GF wears them and it makes me insane.

/She is not so much with the bombs

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-09 03:32:45 PM

Sticky Hands: They blow up so fast.

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Where did that pic come from, anyway?

NightOwl2255

2011-12-09 03:39:22 PM

Who is this "other person"? And way can't we know who they are? Too young? They don't know who the "other person" is?

Damn it, I need to know.

/Inquiring mind and all.

DrRatchet

2011-12-09 03:40:10 PM

Authorities stated, Cook drove to the residence and was waiting in the car, acting as a lookout, when the other person lit the bottle on fire and threw it through a resident's home window

Soo... the person who got a bottle, filled it with Gasoline, got a ride to Hendricks Street, got out of the car, lit the gas on fire and threw it through a window doesn't even get their name in the paper, but the woman driving the car gets her name AND picture in the news?

I guess her friend just wasn't that hot.

Cinaed

2011-12-09 03:43:40 PM

No. Not even with a stolen dick.

Don't get me wrong, cute enough, but that's the kind of crazy that'll skin your cat, cut your brake lines, and set your balls on fire if angered.

supersucker

2011-12-09 03:47:00 PM

...just sayin'

clyph

2011-12-09 03:54:07 PM

Bob16: Best crazy ass thing Morrison ever did was spray the entire inside of a recording studio with a fire extinguisher ruining all the equipment cause he was tripping balls

Was Morrison ever NOT tripping balls?

bim1154

2011-12-09 03:56:09 PM

I'd fark her, but I'd give her a bogus name, wouldn't carry a wallet or any kind of ID and do it in a town where I'd never been before and would never go back to.

/I'm drawn to her like a moth to a flame.

BarbadoSlim

2011-12-09 04:01:40 PM

I'd Molotov her cocktail.

/with my penis

cbackous

2011-12-09 04:01:48 PM

clyph: Bob16: Best crazy ass thing Morrison ever did was spray the entire inside of a recording studio with a fire extinguisher ruining all the equipment cause he was tripping balls

Was Morrison ever NOT tripping balls?

Well that was that one time, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

Trance750

2011-12-09 04:07:34 PM

Yea for my home State.

I swear Texas needs its own Tag

Rufus Lee King

2011-12-09 04:11:37 PM

Cinaed: No. Not even with a stolen dick.

Don't get me wrong, cute enough, but that's the kind of crazy that'll skin your cat, cut your brake lines, and set your balls on fire if angered.

Checkaroonie.

/don't ask me how I know

Fista-Phobia

2011-12-09 04:12:50 PM

here to help

2011-12-09 04:16:59 PM

Oooh... I know where penis goes.

tenton

2011-12-09 04:29:59 PM

Grables'Daughter: Sticky Hands: They blow up so fast.

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Where did that pic come from, anyway?

You Disaster Girl (knowyourmeme.com link)?

tenton

2011-12-09 04:30:35 PM

tenton: Grables'Daughter: Sticky Hands: They blow up so fast.

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Where did that pic come from, anyway?

You mean Disaster Girl (knowyourmeme.com link)?

FTFM

/I accidentally the whole thing

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-09 04:31:45 PM

DrRatchet: Authorities stated, Cook drove to the residence and was waiting in the car, acting as a lookout, when the other person lit the bottle on fire and threw it through a resident's home window

Soo... the person who got a bottle, filled it with Gasoline, got a ride to Hendricks Street, got out of the car, lit the gas on fire and threw it through a window doesn't even get their name in the paper, but the woman driving the car gets her name AND picture in the news?

Fo real! Where's the love?

RobSeace

2011-12-09 04:33:01 PM

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-09 04:33:53 PM

jagarr

2011-12-09 04:34:19 PM

supersucker: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x299]

...just sayin'

yes-i !!!

/not every day i happen across joe gibbs and/or the late dennis e. brown in a fark thread. kudos!

groppet

2011-12-09 04:34:38 PM

If you do end up dating a crazy girl like that let them break up with you. Then farking move to another state. Or just move and dont tell them.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-12-09 04:34:49 PM