MaxxLarge: I don't care how cynical and snarky this place gets. Anyone who isn't thoroughly bummed out that a friendly neighborhood rabbit that brought happiness to kids and families got run over is simply not a good person. Period.

Goodnight, bunnyman.

This

We all want some bunny to love, don't you need some bunny to love, don't you want some bunny to love, but it's hard to find some bunny to love.

I have bigger problems than a random dead rabbit. I'm sorry Maxx, but I can't spare any emotion right now.

Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If he'd stayed out of the road,
he wouldn't have been skwushed.

Bunnies, like sheep, can scream like a human when in distress or in pain.

Came for hasenpfeffer.

/leaving satisfied and bloated

Is on the case

/hoppin' mad, that is.

All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

Uh, yeah, maybe don't let your rabbit play in the street?

This wouldn't have happened if the bunny had the rifle he asked for

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Uh, yeah, maybe don't let your rabbit play in the street?

He was an Outside Bunny

It's a great symbol of the world we live in.

No matter how precious, free, happy, or downright awesome something is - some asshole in a hurry will take it away from everyone...

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Uh, yeah, maybe don't let your rabbit play in the street?

Yes, fence around your yard but let the kids know they can come in and play with it if they want. Walk it around on a leash (yes you can get leashes for rabbits) for it to socialize. It's a fat rabbit with no fear of humans, of course the thing is going to loiter in the street.

tukatz: Holy crap, that was depressing. Thanks Subby for making my "Awwww!" turn to a "AHHHH!"

Poor bunny.


(Keep your pets in the house. They depend on you to protect them.)

I warned you in the headline that he dies "in agony, terrified and alone," wtf did you expect? A happy ending?

Yep, wow, what a silver lining to that story: our neighbor wouldn't keep his rabbit up, so it got run over by a car. At least it brought us all together! Ah, how they can reminisce years from now. "Hey, you remember that year of the bunny when we all became better neighbors after an adorable animal died because one of us thought the farker was impervious to vehicles?" "Yeah, that was great!"

Totally worth a dead animal.

The moral to this story is, if your neighbor's pet gets out constantly and you like the pet, capture it and find it a good home and someone who actually gives a damn.

Poor thing.

RIP Buckwheat/Bunny/Freedom/Little Fella/Outside Bunny.

pwhp_67: It's a great symbol of the world we live in.

No matter how precious, free, happy, or downright awesome something is - some asshole in a hurry will take it away from everyone...

This too.

Bunnies make everything better and their passing is a moment of great sorrow. I only hope that the driver of the car which killed the bunny is remorseful.

If not then I hope he/she gets cancer.

Heartbreaking story, but just to nitpick...

"They wrapped the bunny in a towel to get her to the vet, but before they could leave, she sucked her last breath."

Not exactly dying alone.

So, sad, but... speeding car? Because someone came around the corner? Isn't it dangerous and foolish to swerve for small animals (and illegal?)

SkunkWorx: Not exactly dying alone


Were there any other rabbits in attendance? No?

I hope they harvested the organs.

...covered in hot grits?

MaxxLarge: I don't care how cynical and snarky this place gets. Anyone who isn't thoroughly bummed out that a friendly neighborhood rabbit that brought happiness to kids and families got run over is simply not a good person. Period.

Goodnight, bunnyman.

+1

good jorb, maxx

"Outside Bunny" would have been shot while robbing Old Farmer Mcgillicuddy's garden around here. If it's a pet, contain it. If it's an outside bunny, it's toast. If the gardener knew it belonged to somebody it might get one chance via a phone call to the owner, "get your damned rabbit out of my garden before I shoot it". Second time might be a call saying, "come get your dead rabbit", but probably not.

daveinsurgent: So, sad, but... speeding car? Because someone came around the corner? Isn't it dangerous and foolish to swerve for small animals (and illegal?)

Don't veer for deer. No idea what you could come up with for rabbits.

pwhp_67: SkunkWorx: Not exactly dying alone
Were there any other rabbits in attendance? No?

Point taken. :)

ha-ha-guy: Don't veer for deer. No idea what you could come up with for rabbits.

"Mabbit the rabbit."

I am so sorry.

There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "it sucked its last breath".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

daveinsurgent: So, sad, but... speeding car? Because someone came around the corner? Isn't it dangerous and foolish to swerve for small animals (and illegal?)

Not sure if it is illegal anywhere, but swerving for small animals seems like a good way to cause a wreck. I also wonder if swerving might fake out the animal and increase it's chances of getting hit.

BronyMedic: MaxxLarge: I don't care how cynical and snarky this place gets. Anyone who isn't thoroughly bummed out that a friendly neighborhood rabbit that brought happiness to kids and families got run over is simply not a good person. Period.

Goodnight, bunnyman.

The most important thing to know is: How tender was the meat.

+1

Her owner, Zach Corral, told his neighbors that the bunny belonged to the world.

The bunny had to go, he was teaching the kids socialism.

"tell me Starling, do the bunnies still scream when you drive your Mercedes down W. Lambright St.?"

So it's like in nature then. Have you heard a small rabbit being played with by a cat. Terrified alone tortured to death screaming. But cats are cuddly.

dj_spanmaster: This made me sad. I'm sad, now. Thanks, jerk.

Did you even read subby's description?

So, I was going to post a picture of rabbit haunch from Skyrim, or maybe a rabbit set on fire by a spell and still running, but for the life of me I can't find a screenshot of it anywhere. Thats what I get for getting the xbox version.