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2011-12-09 01:09:44 PM
Some people predicted this. I thought he was ridiculous.

Given the scandals attached to his name, I think he'd be better off disappearing and quietly retiring with all that money. But apparently that's not what he wants to do.
 
2011-12-09 01:12:31 PM
Give him a shot. He can't be worse than Rev. Al or Eliot Spitzer or Glenn Beck.
 
2011-12-09 01:15:13 PM
Analyzing them tittays.
 
2011-12-09 01:23:03 PM
To no one's surprise at all, Herman Cain considering becoming a FoxNews analyst
 
2011-12-09 01:26:44 PM
You have to stock the echo chamber somehow.
 
2011-12-09 01:38:06 PM
violentsalvation: Give him a shot. He can't be worse than Rev. Al or Eliot Spitzer or Glenn Beck.

I've all but stopped watching MSNBC altogether because they gave Sharpton and Ed Shultz shows. I might tune in for Chuck Todd in the morning and only occassionally catch Maddow in the evening. But even with her, only if nothing else is on.

I love that the Fox News bobbleheads biatch about unemployment, when they're running their own unemployment service for political losers and con men.
 
2011-12-09 01:40:43 PM
I am looking forward to his thorough and insightful analysis.
 
2011-12-09 01:43:54 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I am looking forward to his thorough and insightful analysis.

9-9-9!
 
2011-12-09 01:49:45 PM
Diogenes: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I am looking forward to his thorough and insightful analysis.

9-9-9!


"Deep Dish."
 
2011-12-09 01:50:45 PM
www.sickandwrongpodcast.com
 
2011-12-09 01:55:37 PM
Bobblehead: "With most of the leadership of Al Queada either captured or killed, would you say our job is done, Herman?"

Cain: "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!"
 
2011-12-09 01:58:27 PM
Diogenes: Bobblehead: "With most of the leadership of Al Queada either captured or killed, would you say our job is done, Herman?"

Cain: "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!"


"Gotta catch them Pokemon too... Pokemon are reallll..." (eyes cross)
 
2011-12-09 01:59:13 PM
He'll fit in with the nuzeblondes.
 
2011-12-09 02:12:27 PM
I look forward to more of his insights on foreign policy.
 
2011-12-09 02:41:17 PM
Garm: I look forward to more of his insights on foreign policy.

If I was his producer, I'd put him on a segment about Lybia, first thing.
 
2011-12-09 02:44:21 PM
We should be nice and send him a copy of Animaniacs' countries of the world song.
 
2011-12-09 02:45:15 PM
www.thesportsbank.net

Mr. Cain, what do you think of the current situation in the European Union?

3.bp.blogspot.com

Nice tits, Megyn.
 
2011-12-09 02:45:22 PM
violentsalvation: Give him a shot. He can't be worse than Rev. Al or Eliot Spitzer or Glenn Beck.

I think you misunderestimate him.
 
2011-12-09 02:57:07 PM
shinysign: Some people predicted this. I thought he was ridiculous.

Given the scandals attached to his name, I think he'd be better off disappearing and quietly retiring with all that money. But apparently that's not what he wants to do.


FOX News

F - O - X "News"

Can I make it any clearer?
 
2011-12-09 03:00:55 PM
He and Palin can host a show together. Suggested titles:

"Today's Wordsalad"
"Palin Face / Dark in Face"
"Mama Grizzly's Pizza Kitchen"
"Crazy Talk, with Sarah and Herman"
"Palling Around with Herman Cain"
"All of Them"
 
2011-12-09 03:01:35 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: violentsalvation: Give him a shot. He can't be worse than Rev. Al or Eliot Spitzer or Glenn Beck.

I think you misunderestimate him.


He might need a job. I know how hard it is to put food on your family.
 
2011-12-09 03:02:32 PM
vernonFL: [www.thesportsbank.net image 550x299]

Mr. Cain, what do you think of the current situation in the European Union?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x400]

Nice tits, Megyn.


To be fair to Cain, that'd be my response, too.
 
2011-12-09 03:06:17 PM
I never watch Fox news so having all the idiots concentrated over there, is actually a very convenient way for me to avoid hearing/seeing them.
 
2011-12-09 03:09:06 PM
The Onion is prophetic: vernonFL: [www.thesportsbank.net image 550x299]

Mr. Cain, what do you think of the current situation in the European Union?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x400]

Nice tits, Megyn.

To be fair to Cain, that'd be my response, too.


I'd follow it with 'Well, you're going to take whatever I say out of context and call me a threat, so I see no point other than staring at your rack. From what I understand from listening to this network, it's your fault I'm doing this because you're wearing that shirt."
 
2011-12-09 03:15:09 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com


Breaking News

Here's a shocker: Sarah Palin is back in the race for the GOP nomination!


images.politico.com


I've also got a shocker. Two in the pink, one in the stink.
 
2011-12-09 03:28:57 PM
...And there we have the end game of the Cain "Campaign".

Republicans sure do love pandering charlatans...
 
2011-12-09 04:04:09 PM
It's nice to see him getting in on that wingnut-welfare money. I was worried that with the end of his campaign, the PAC-filtered book money would dry up.
 
2011-12-09 04:06:52 PM
Humean_Nature: Garm: I look forward to more of his insights on foreign policy.

If I was his producer, I'd put him on a segment about Lybia, first thing.


You mean before he reports on Uzbekibekibekibekistanstan?
 
2011-12-09 04:42:53 PM
mrshowrules: I never watch Fox news so having all the idiots concentrated over there, is actually a very convenient way for me to avoid hearing/seeing them...

...then people say you're 'narrow-minded leftysocialistmindcontrolled' because their drivel drives you to hit the 'Ignore' button!

/the idiots not concentrated at Faux Naux post here

//heh.. driveldrive v. to force your political opponents to irrational hatred and behaviour by the unrelenting stupidity of your statements
 
2011-12-09 04:48:42 PM
All I know about Fox News is what I read here and see on the Daily Show. I got the gist.
 
2011-12-09 04:55:34 PM
Herman Cain, Karl Rove, and Mike Huckabee go in one room together.

What happens?
 
2011-12-09 05:14:22 PM
I am sure he will continue to uphold the hgh standards set by previous Fox analysts.

Once you dig through the bottom of the barrel and hit the center of the Earth, there's no place to go but up.
 
2011-12-09 05:31:41 PM
I love the idea of giving a guy who prided himself on not having to know everything to be president a job as an analyst.
 
2011-12-09 05:37:38 PM
JerseyTim: I love the idea of giving a guy who prided himself on not having to know everything to be president a job as an analyst.

It's Fox News. It's a job requirement.
 
2011-12-09 05:43:48 PM
It works so well. It's as if he knew he'd never win the nomination, given his idiotic ideas and legacy of groping, and was just trying to drum up enough attention to interest Rupert's network of assholes. Enjoy acting like Dennis Miller is funny, Herm.
 
2011-12-09 05:43:59 PM
violentsalvation: Give him a shot. He can't be worse than Rev. Al or Eliot Spitzer or Glenn Beck.

He'll be entertaining for sure.

Al Sharpton is not the best part of MSNBC, but that "Blueberry Pie" ad they are running with him now makes me laugh every time.

/we were covered in blueberry pie
//LOL
 
2011-12-09 05:47:10 PM
It's almost as if the Republican primaries are job interviews for Fox News.
 
2011-12-09 05:50:12 PM
Funny enough, a few months ago in order to be considered a legitimate candidate for the Republican nomination, you had to already be a contributor for Fox News. He wasn't and his candidacy failed miserably. Maybe he is just setting himself up for better luck in 2016...
 
2011-12-09 05:50:42 PM
Oh my, I guess it's Friday and it's time exercise those racist muscles. Hey look everybody, a black man with a huge slong.
 
2011-12-09 05:51:28 PM
oldernell: He'll fit in with the nuzeblondes.

www.thesportsbank.net
 
2011-12-09 05:55:14 PM
Does Ailes really want to leave FN open to a harassment suit?

/guess they could use him remote like they do Palin
 
2011-12-09 05:56:10 PM
They're hiring him to be the one Fox News correspondent that gets to drop N bombs when referring to Obama.
 
2011-12-09 05:56:47 PM
The Big Sausage Pizza hour on fox.
 
2011-12-09 05:57:29 PM
The Onion is prophetic: vernonFL: [www.thesportsbank.net image 550x299]

Mr. Cain, what do you think of the current situation in the European Union?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x400]

Nice tits, Megyn.

To be fair to Cain, that'd be my response, too.


Not me. Its a one time shot, and I'd go for broke:

"Come on, Megyn, lemme touch 'em. Just once; no one has to know".

Couldn't hurt to try.
 
2011-12-09 05:57:30 PM
Fox News: America's Sewage Processing Plant.
 
2011-12-09 05:59:47 PM
EyeballKid: They're hiring him to be the one Fox News correspondent that gets to drop N bombs when referring to Obama.

He could be the new Fake Obama for primary candidates to debate.
 
2011-12-09 06:01:15 PM
i.imgur.com

www.thesportsbank.net
 
2011-12-09 06:02:05 PM
vernonFL: [www.thesportsbank.net image 550x299]

Mr. Cain, what do you think of the current situation in the European Union?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x400]

Nice tits, Megyn.



Well played.
 
2011-12-09 06:06:10 PM
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Herman Cain, Karl Rove, and Mike Huckabee go in one room together.

What happens?


Gang bang.
 
2011-12-09 06:06:22 PM
In other news Uzbekibekistanstan stands down from defense condition 1 for the first time in months.
 
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