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(CNNGo) Sick 787 Dreamliner breaks records by flying nonstop from Seattle to Dhaka, then clocking in at 42 hours, 27 minutes for a round-the-world flight. With those out of the way, it shall now attempt to wear 248 t-shirts at once   (cnngo.com) divider line 44
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2011-12-09 04:00:14 PM
I'm soooooooooooooooooooimpressed Subby. The shiny plane goes reawwy reawwy faw.

/actually very cool
 
2011-12-09 05:14:58 PM
...set a brand new record for speed around the world (east-bound) of 42 hours and 27 minutes. There was no previous record holder in this category for this weight class.

Well that kinda deflates things a bit
 
2011-12-09 05:18:38 PM
While this is admittedly quite impressive, it was basically empty. Let's see how it does with a full complement of passengers & crew and a hold full of luggage and airfreight.
 
2011-12-09 05:18:50 PM
Pvt. Snowball: ...set a brand new record for speed around the world (east-bound) of 42 hours and 27 minutes. There was no previous record holder in this category for this weight class.

Well that kinda deflates things a bit


When you're the first to effectively do something that's what happens.

Previous planes had to make more stops so the record wasn't really pursued.
 
2011-12-09 05:19:41 PM
Pvt. Snowball: ...set a brand new record for speed around the world (east-bound) of 42 hours and 27 minutes. There was no previous record holder in this category for this weight class.

Well that kinda deflates things a bit


In my mind, doing it first is more impressive than doing it fastest, not less.
 
2011-12-09 05:20:13 PM
Seems to me that once you can fly halfway around the world, the rest is just showing off.

/still kinda cool, I guess.
 
2011-12-09 05:22:54 PM
so...it was Dhaka...when the plane landed?
 
2011-12-09 05:24:43 PM
42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.
 
2011-12-09 05:25:13 PM
Why the sick tag, subby? Need a barf bag?
 
2011-12-09 05:25:26 PM
Word on the street is it's unsafe at any speed, don't buy one.
 
2011-12-09 05:25:30 PM
Which part of this was sick exactly?
 
2011-12-09 05:28:28 PM
tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.


That's nothing...I once read about a guy who did it in 80 days!
 
2011-12-09 05:37:09 PM
Robo Beat: While this is admittedly quite impressive, it was basically empty. Let's see how it does with a full complement of passengers & crew and a hold full of luggage and airfreight.

That's what really matters.

A B-52 can stay in the air longer than the crew can operate it. For the long range missions (to the north pole, to the south pole and back) they will have extra crew on board.
 
2011-12-09 05:53:27 PM
PizzaJedi81: so...it was Dhaka...when the plane landed?

*golf clap*

On a side note, why the hell did they fly it to Dhaka? Couldn't they have flown it to somewhere God hates less?

/Bangladesh: contender for most disaster-prone nation in the world... It's so disaster prone, it could star in its own sitcom!
 
2011-12-09 06:00:59 PM
TravisBickle62: Word on the street is it's unsafe at any speed, don't buy one.

Citation needed mr. I work for airbus
 
2011-12-09 06:02:39 PM
Robo Beat: While this is admittedly quite impressive, it was basically empty. Let's see how it does with a full complement of passengers & crew and a hold full of luggage and airfreight.

When the Airbus set the record previously, it was similarly unloaded. When fully loaded, the 787 will still fly further without refueling than anything in it's class.
 
2011-12-09 06:11:42 PM
PizzaJedi81: tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.

That's nothing...I once read about a guy who did it in 80 days!


In a hot air balloon no less?

I'm pretty sure I read that article awhile back too.

Was it a Fark article?
 
2011-12-09 06:26:58 PM
Quantumbunny: PizzaJedi81: tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.

That's nothing...I once read about a guy who did it in 80 days!

In a hot air balloon no less?

I'm pretty sure I read that article awhile back too.

Was it a Fark article?


He used a few other modes, too...a train...a boat.

Can't seem to remember where I read it...
 
2011-12-09 06:27:21 PM
That's why Japan Airlines is starting a non-stop Tokyo to Boston flight late next year with one of these.

At that point you sort of want to be stopping in Seattle or Vancouver.
 
2011-12-09 06:31:08 PM
tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.


In 1995, a Concorde managed it in 11 hours faster. (new window) Now, they're no longer flying. Progress.

/Still impressive a regular passenger jet managed to do it as fast as this did.
 
2011-12-09 06:35:23 PM
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.

In 1995, a Concorde managed it in 11 hours faster. (new window) Now, they're no longer flying. Progress.

/Still impressive a regular passenger jet managed to do it as fast as this did.


Thing is... it didn't do it economically.
 
2011-12-09 06:44:48 PM
It's Boeing, or I ain't going.

/Quantas, definitely Quantas.....
 
2011-12-09 06:49:40 PM
PizzaJedi81: Quantumbunny: PizzaJedi81: tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.

That's nothing...I once read about a guy who did it in 80 days!

In a hot air balloon no less?

I'm pretty sure I read that article awhile back too.

Was it a Fark article?

He used a few other modes, too...a train...a boat.

Can't seem to remember where I read it...


Yea, that sounds like the one.

Where the hell did I read about that... the guy's name was Julie or something, right?
 
2011-12-09 07:15:02 PM
TravisBickle62: Word on the street is it's unsafe at any speed, don't buy one.

Don't you have an election to lose?
 
2011-12-09 07:37:19 PM
Lunchlady: That's why Japan Airlines is starting a non-stop Tokyo to Boston flight late next year with one of these.

At that point you sort of want to be stopping in Seattle or Vancouver.


That would only lengthen the flight. That would add 500 miles to the trip.
 
2011-12-09 07:50:43 PM
Tobin_Lam: Lunchlady: That's why Japan Airlines is starting a non-stop Tokyo to Boston flight late next year with one of these.

At that point you sort of want to be stopping in Seattle or Vancouver.

That would only lengthen the flight. That would add 500 miles to the trip.


In thinking about it you're right, great circle route in all that. Should have probably used my brain before posting. But then again, this is Fark.
 
2011-12-09 07:50:44 PM
PizzaJedi81: so...it was Dhaka...when the plane landed?

This aircraft obviously needs more Dakka.
 
2011-12-09 08:20:34 PM
Forty two hours sounds terrible! Just stay up in the air for 24 hours and the entire earth should pass under you and back around to where you started from. Am I right or what?
 
2011-12-09 09:21:18 PM
Quantumbunny: PizzaJedi81: Quantumbunny: PizzaJedi81: tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.

That's nothing...I once read about a guy who did it in 80 days!

In a hot air balloon no less?

I'm pretty sure I read that article awhile back too.

Was it a Fark article?

He used a few other modes, too...a train...a boat.

Can't seem to remember where I read it...

Yea, that sounds like the one.

Where the hell did I read about that... the guy's name was Julie or something, right?


I think my buddy, Ernest P. Worrell, would know. I think they were friends.

/let's see if you get THAT one. :-)
 
2011-12-09 09:22:41 PM
bootman: PizzaJedi81: so...it was Dhaka...when the plane landed?

This aircraft obviously needs more Dakka.


Well, yeah...everything needs more dakka.
 
2011-12-09 10:50:19 PM
apeiron242: Robo Beat: While this is admittedly quite impressive, it was basically empty. Let's see how it does with a full complement of passengers & crew and a hold full of luggage and airfreight.

That's what really matters.

A B-52 can stay in the air longer than the crew can operate it. For the long range missions (to the north pole, to the south pole and back) they will have extra crew on board. do meth.
 
2011-12-09 11:00:20 PM
PizzaJedi81: bootman: PizzaJedi81: so...it was Dhaka...when the plane landed?

This aircraft obviously needs more Dakka.

Well, yeah...everything needs more dakka.


Dhaka, in the plane, with Tanagra
 
2011-12-09 11:43:23 PM
wildcardjack: PizzaJedi81: bootman: PizzaJedi81: so...it was Dhaka...when the plane landed?

This aircraft obviously needs more Dakka.

Well, yeah...everything needs more dakka.

Dhaka, in the plane, with Tanagra


Dakka, toward the plane, with kaboom.
 
2011-12-09 11:52:20 PM
PizzaJedi81: so...it was Dhaka...when the plane landed?

You sound like a person who would understand if I killed all the Husnock.
 
2011-12-09 11:59:13 PM
That's nice. And if Boeing wasn't so hell bent on union busting they could've done it three years ago.
 
2011-12-10 12:14:46 AM
As yeah! My husband wrote some genius wizard code for the 787
 
2011-12-10 02:15:30 AM
"Boeing's fuel-efficient golden child, the 787 Dreamliner, has earned two world records for speed and distance in the airplane's weight class (200,000 to 250,000 kg), according to the company."

"The plane is claiming the distance record by flying 19,835 kilometers...."

"CNNGo could not confirm which authority was verifying the claims at time of writing. "

"There was no previous record holder in this category for this weight class."


Err....is CNN now based in England?
 
2011-12-10 03:43:06 AM
"Around the world" without crossing the equator or following a great circle route?

How do you measure that? I could do an "around the world" trip in seconds if I were close enough to the pole.

But the stripper wouldn't let me.
 
2011-12-10 04:51:31 AM
Lunchlady: That's why Japan Airlines is starting a non-stop Tokyo to Boston flight late next year with one of these.

At that point you sort of want to be stopping in Seattle or Vancouver.


Actually it's starting in April.

I've done Tokyo to Newark, JFK, and Boston maybe 15+ times in the last 7 years, and the transfer at Detroit or Minneapolis is a huge pain in the ass, from the tin can they put you on for domestic flights to having to put your duty-free booze in your suitcase.

The big problem is that despite requiring more fuel and more paperwork, it's inevitably always cheaper to change planes and I've never figured out why; even if you assume that you should have to pay more for the convenience, fuel is still expensive and so are crew hours.


/$1900 to fly straight to NYC next May
//$1480 if I'm willing to change planes in Shanghai
///seriously, fark airlines
 
2011-12-10 04:58:56 AM
limboslam: "Boeing's fuel-efficient golden child, the 787 Dreamliner, has earned two world records for speed and distance in the airplane's weight class (200,000 to 250,000 kg), according to the company."

"The plane is claiming the distance record by flying 19,835 kilometers...."

"CNNGo could not confirm which authority was verifying the claims at time of writing. "

"There was no previous record holder in this category for this weight class."

Err....is CNN now based in England?


Tonight at 11, Rick Romero shows us how large news agencies often have bureaus in multiple countries, each with their own regional style guide to give writers headaches.

/nearly every day of my first month writing for Goal.com included a reminder from my editor to use British spelling
//defence
///centre-back
////Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
 
2011-12-10 08:25:42 AM
In case anyone is wondering what route a flight from Narita in Tokyo to Logan in Boston will take (new window)
 
2011-12-10 11:10:19 AM
Satisfied that the walls fell.
 
2011-12-10 05:37:14 PM
PizzaJedi81: Quantumbunny: PizzaJedi81: Quantumbunny: PizzaJedi81: tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.

That's nothing...I once read about a guy who did it in 80 days!

In a hot air balloon no less?

I'm pretty sure I read that article awhile back too.

Was it a Fark article?

He used a few other modes, too...a train...a boat.

Can't seem to remember where I read it...

Yea, that sounds like the one.

Where the hell did I read about that... the guy's name was Julie or something, right?

I think my buddy, Ernest P. Worrell, would know. I think they were friends.

/let's see if you get THAT one. :-)




NowutImean, Vern?

/what'd I win?
 
2011-12-10 05:54:02 PM
ItachiNai: PizzaJedi81: Quantumbunny: PizzaJedi81: Quantumbunny: PizzaJedi81: tricycleracer: 42.5 hours.

The first aerial circumnavigation took 175 days and happened less than 100 years ago. That's progress.

That's nothing...I once read about a guy who did it in 80 days!

In a hot air balloon no less?

I'm pretty sure I read that article awhile back too.

Was it a Fark article?

He used a few other modes, too...a train...a boat.

Can't seem to remember where I read it...

Yea, that sounds like the one.

Where the hell did I read about that... the guy's name was Julie or something, right?

I think my buddy, Ernest P. Worrell, would know. I think they were friends.

/let's see if you get THAT one. :-)



NowutImean, Vern?

/what'd I win?


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