Sexy firemen thread?

/comfortable with own sexuality

A pair of gonads, filled with DNA copies.

missiv: [cbschicago.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]
A pair of gonads, filled with DNA copies.

Unless those two were very very handsome before they got caught I'm going to venture that it's better to be manhandled by 10 firemen than 5 police men.

BarbadoSlim: Sexy firemen thread?

/comfortable with own sexuality

you might be comfortable but you fail for not asking for female fireman thread.



or threadjacking and asking for sexy cheerleader, red head, ass, latina thread.

The firemen would probably let your house burn down, your pets die, and all your worldly goods perish because you didn't pay their ludicrous subscription fee.

Firemen are hot!


/farkette
//serious

Artist: Firemen are hot!


/farkette
//serious

I see no pictures in your profile to validate that claim

Artist: Firemen are hot!


farkette


Hey, I didn't know Andrea Langi was on Fark! Love your work!

"Sprang" into action, not "sprung" into action. Writer doesn't know grammar.
/Spring, sprang, had sprung.

Don't f--k with firemen. Those guys run INTO burning buildings while everyone else is running out. you think they'll be afraid you your thieving ass?

// not to mention the bigass axes they have :)

missiv: [cbschicago.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]
A pair of gonads, filled with DNA half copies.

Fixed that for you.

Alcohol was involved. Were they watching Moe, Larry, and Curley as firemen when they came up with their brilliant idea?

"I wonder how much time I have before they realize it is a false alarm... OH SH*T!"

Somewhat related, sorta amusing story:

At about 2 AM, the phone rang. The LT answered and was informed by dispatch that one of our neighbors just called 911 and someone was breaking into our firehouse. "The police are on the way," dispatch says, "so just stay upstairs." So now 9 guys go running down the stairs and grab whatever implements of destruction they can find. We hear a struggling sound coming from the day room. We creep up and slowly open the door, only to find one of the off-duty guys trying to climb in a window. He was slightly intoxicated and was looking for a place to sleep it off before driving home. For some reason (perhaps his inebriated state) he was unable to make his key to the house work. He was also concerned about waking us up, so he didn't want to ring the bell. The logical answer (to a drunk) is to rip the screen off a window where the sill is 6 feet off the ground and try to climb in.

The guy's an asshole anyway. Shoulda just left it to the cops. Maybe he would have gotten shot.

I'm gonna have to get some help posting pics, 'n stuff about myself here-the intrawebnets I obviously have no skills-and look how long I've been here at Fark-lame-umpossibly true, but it is.


/Farkette
//not blonde
///auburn, hazel eyes
////Firemen!!!!

cman: GTA IV comes to life

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Whenever I'm bored and want to hose down random pedestrians, I call 911 and steal the truck.

Gyrfalcon: beating people with their Hallorann Halligan tools.

FTFY

HopScotchNSoda: mllawso: Gyrfalcon: beating people with their Hallorann Halligan hooligan tools.
FTFY

FIF both of Y

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halligan_bar