Smells like teen spirit.

clap clap clap

Ok, I have one piece of advice; TAKE A FARKING SHOWER YOU SMELLY BASTARDS.

That is all

Pocket Ninja: This is the precise reason that Axe body spray was invented.

I think you nailed it.

Bacon is Meat Candy: You stink.

A really attractive girl I know stinks. Like, not just slight body odor, but stank you can smell from 10 feet away, through all clothes and a heavy jacket. Two of my roommates have slept with her and said they didn't care about the stink. The third roommate said he's thought he would sleep with her, too...that is, until he found out she gave the 2nd roommate crabs. It wasn't the odor unbelievable odor that would stop him, though, which is kind of sad.

Sometimes I feel bad for her because she's earned the nickname "Stinky", but then I realize that for her, it doesn't matter. She still gets laid and nobody will tell her she stinks. Yuck.

Pocket Ninja: This is the precise reason that Axe body spray was invented.

Dammit! Oh well...

"The scent of a man? It could be an STD"

Or Axe body spray.

Pribar: Pocket Ninja: This is the precise reason that Axe body spray was invented

No Axe body spray was invented to be used in trash bins, ever since I started spraying the insides of mine with the stuff the raccoons won't come within 50 feet of them

*takes notes*

Pribar: Pocket Ninja: This is the precise reason that Axe body spray was invented

No Axe body spray was invented to be used in trash bins, ever since I started spraying the insides of mine with the stuff the raccoons won't come within 50 feet of them

When raccoons tried getting on our back porch, Mama just chased them off with a broom.

Just a miserable little pile of secrets.

Beer-goggles are a well studied phenomenon. It might be time to look in to the effects of alcohol on your other senses.

I can smell your coont.

cgraves67 r
Pocket Ninja: This is the precise reason that Axe body spray was invented.

I think you nailed it.

And got the clap

Pribar: Pocket Ninja: This is the precise reason that Axe body spray was invented

No Axe body spray was invented to be used in trash bins, ever since I started spraying the insides of mine with the stuff the raccoons won't come within 50 feet of them

Don't you have a problem with girls hanging around your trash cans fighting over your garbage?

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spicecontracted gonorrheah, he could smell like he's me.

As this study seems to demonstrates, most women are tuned in to odors, which apparently can be a real turn off in the case of STDs or a real turn on if the smell stimulates the olfactory sensors as with pheromones. After complimenting her on the pleasant smelling perfume that she was wearing, my date asked me the name of the cologne that I had on. I said that it was called "Come to Me." She said that it really turned her on so I asked her: "Does it smell like cum to you?"

ChromoSomes: As this study seems to demonstrates, most women are tuned in to odors, which apparently can be a real turn off in the case of STDs or a real turn on if the smell stimulates the olfactory sensors as with pheromones. After complimenting her on the pleasant smelling perfume that she was wearing, my date asked me the name of the cologne that I had on. I said that it was called "Come to Me." She said that it really turned her on so I asked her: "Does it smell like cum to you?"

BOOOOO HISSSSSS

I love it when my GF gets to smelling funky. I bury my face in her armpits, and make her rub her lady-parts all over me. I make her skip wearing deoderant sometimes so she'll get extra-funky.

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This scares me.
I keep remembering passing by people an getting put off by the way they smell.

Blue waffles and red pancakes do smell funny.

Two Hearted: Bacon is Meat Candy: You stink.

A really attractive girl I know stinks. Like, not just slight body odor, but stank you can smell from 10 feet away, through all clothes and a heavy jacket. Two of my roommates have slept with her and said they didn't care about the stink. The third roommate said he's thought he would sleep with her, too...that is, until he found out she gave the 2nd roommate crabs. It wasn't the odor unbelievable odor that would stop him, though, which is kind of sad.

Sometimes I feel bad for her because she's earned the nickname "Stinky", but then I realize that for her, it doesn't matter. She still gets laid and nobody will tell her she stinks. Yuck.

I've dumped two girlfriends because I didn't like the way they smelled. And this wasn't BO is the classical sense, just the odor of the oils in their skin and hair really turned me off. Of course I had to make up some excuses about how I didn't feel their personal finances were a good match to mine or that they were crazy.

old_toole: Nice filter
It was the wheel of fortune answer from south park.

lol, got it.

Pribar: I thought the human race in general was a STD.

bump: Is this the equivalent of being able to inhale the stench of rancid halibut from the diseased, unwashed axe wounds? I mean seriously, any unwashed privates are disgusting, but I've routinely walked by quite a few monstrously stanky coozes who's odor d'twat could gag a vulture from 50 paces, so ladies - hose down that furry mangoo dumpster once a year or so.

/concerned citizen

You're soooo gay.

Two Hearted: Bacon is Meat Candy: You stink.

A really attractive girl I know stinks. Like, not just slight body odor, but stank you can smell from 10 feet away, through all clothes and a heavy jacket. Two of my roommates have slept with her and said they didn't care about the stink. The third roommate said he's thought he would sleep with her, too...that is, until he found out she gave the 2nd roommate crabs. It wasn't the odor unbelievable odor that would stop him, though, which is kind of sad.

Sometimes I feel bad for her because she's earned the nickname "Stinky", but then I realize that for her, it doesn't matter. She still gets laid and nobody will tell her she stinks. Yuck.

It might be the scotch I just had for lunch, but that is the greatest story I have ever heard.

Ordinary Genius: Two Hearted: Bacon is Meat Candy: You stink.

A really attractive girl I know stinks. Like, not just slight body odor, but stank you can smell from 10 feet away, through all clothes and a heavy jacket. Two of my roommates have slept with her and said they didn't care about the stink. The third roommate said he's thought he would sleep with her, too...that is, until he found out she gave the 2nd roommate crabs. It wasn't the odor unbelievable odor that would stop him, though, which is kind of sad.

Sometimes I feel bad for her because she's earned the nickname "Stinky", but then I realize that for her, it doesn't matter. She still gets laid and nobody will tell her she stinks. Yuck.



It might be the scotch I just had for lunch, but that is the greatest story I have ever heard.


I can't confirm or deny if it's the scotch, because I had some as well; but I loved the that one of the roommates got crabs.

Ha ha!

Random Anonymous Blackmail: cgraves67 r
Pocket Ninja: This is the precise reason that Axe body spray was invented.

I think you nailed it.

And got the clap

I see what you did there.

To be fair, the gals also said that 30 percent of sweat from healthy men and less than 40 percent of sweat from treated men smelled putrid, but these are guys -- and it was significantly higher for the gonorrhea group.


LOL. Somehow I doubt msnbc would so cavalierly assert that women smell bad, or that their pussies stink, as if the world knows it's true and didn't need any attribution. But even this is weird for a supposedly "respectable" news site. Mainstream news is becoming more and more blog-ish.