Needs more dubstep.

Anyone know his Fark handle?

I wanted to laugh, but it's kind of a sad video. People walk by and point and laugh at the guy on the ground. Why not at least say, "hey buddy, you okay?" He is a human being too.

/I laughed a little, but felt bad about it

Mark Ratner: I wanted to laugh, but it's kind of a sad video. People walk by and point and laugh at the guy on the ground. Why not at least say, "hey buddy, you okay?" He is a human being too.

/I laughed a little, but felt bad about it

Did you catch all the hand motions? I think he was saying he's fine the whole time.. even when no one was listening, but still

The problem is that it's a pretty big commitment trying to help someone walk who's that drunk. The more you try to hold them up, the harder they lean.

Mark Ratner: I wanted to laugh, but it's kind of a sad video. People walk by and point and laugh at the guy on the ground. Why not at least say, "hey buddy, you okay?" He is a human being too.

/I laughed a little, but felt bad about it

And when he answers "blahaegdpdhs" where do you go from there?

I know that feel, drunk dude... I know that feel.

You can tell when he leans on the pole, he's like "Ah, yeah, no no I'm good, I'm totally... OK, hold still pole, hold... Almost, nearly ... THERE, leaning on pole. I'm good" then probably continued to talk to the pole as he walked, err, staggered away. That tree you can tell threw him. He was expecting his good buddy, the pole, to be there for him again.

farking pole. Never there when you need it.

Polish. Why am I not surprised.

/Wife is Polish.

must be on his way home from a Fark party

A friends Dad would do an incredible stagger step when he got out of the bar car on the LIRR.

He never drank and he did the act to horrify his wife who had a car load of boy scouts ready to go camping. She would leave the drivers seat and he would get in and drive us away. We played along by making faces of fear to the onlookers.

He did this often enough that other men would imitate him to an extent, although some of them probably weren't faking that much.

One time he stopped in the parking lot, dropped his briefcase and put on his Scoutmasters hat and kerchief on, backwards.

RIP Mr Wilgoes. Troop 600 Island Trees NY

Not bad, subs, but needs more "Lux Aeterna."

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This is why I do the whole "Ow, I stepped on something sharp/put my foot wrong/twisted an ankle/etc" routine - I kid myself into thinking it helps hide things.

The best thing someone could do, is get the guy home, take off his shoes/belt,.. loosen his shirt a bit, put him belly down, keep buckets nearby and get ready for the vomit/dry heave fest that's en route...

I still get a kick out of watching people do the dope-fiend lean in downtown Baltimore. Its almost like watching a kid try to fight falling asleep, but usually it occurs in traffic or next to the harbor.

I like the fact that it's on a lame "viral" site, which is stealing content from ebaums, who steals everything. Very meta.

However, comma, the vid was entertaining; walking like he was in a private, very slow earthquake on a steep hill.

How do people even get that drunk ...and still walk at all. If I got to the point where I was that intoxicated, I would be tossing cookies constantly or passed out.

The thought of being that drunk sounds terribly unpleasant.

This is coming from someone who shares 5ths with a friend every couple weeks. We usually drink it down in about an hour.

Larry approves.

/thinking there was more than just alcohol involved

He's angled as if he's walking down hill.

Perlin Noise: This is coming from someone who shares 5ths with a friend every couple weeks. We usually drink it down in about an hour.

8 shots in an hour is a decent amount of alcohol.

Bluemookie: Larry approves.

/thinking there was more than just alcohol involved

Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue, the mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column, which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.

Headso: Perlin Noise: This is coming from someone who shares 5ths with a friend every couple weeks. We usually drink it down in about an hour.

8 shots in an hour is a decent amount of alcohol.

It certainly is ...so I am wondering how you could get as drunk as that guy without passing out or being really sick. If I am so drunk that I walk like that, I am either on the way to throwing up or on the way to bed.

Perlin Noise: How do people even get that drunk ...and still walk at all. If I got to the point where I was that intoxicated, I would be tossing cookies constantly or passed out.

The thought of being that drunk sounds terribly unpleasant.

This is coming from someone who shares 5ths with a friend every couple weeks. We usually drink it down in about an hour.

Pfft amateurs.

Headso: Perlin Noise: This is coming from someone who shares 5ths with a friend every couple weeks. We usually drink it down in about an hour.

8 shots in an hour is a decent amount of alcohol.

I've been that drunk once or twice in my life. Thank god I was around friends who didnt photo/take advantage of me. That kind of drunkenness always seems to come from sitting at a bar way too long, not getting up to pee, so you never really know just how drunk you are until you get up.

/I know one time that I'm sure on-lookers thought i was equal to a human pinball

Been there, done that.

I'm from the birthplace of alcoholism. I've seen the drunken zombie walk more times than I can count. It is almost always someone 50+. I've drank a quart of tullamore dew in 2 hours and still walked a little straighter than this douchenozzle

Ahh youth.

/Drinking is a waste of money
//Weed is not.

Drunk Russian on bike approves.

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That made me nostalgic. I can appreciate the effort. I could feel the relief when he finally gave up.

madcan34: Bluemookie: Larry approves.

/thinking there was more than just alcohol involved

Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue, the mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column, which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.

Hehe

Damn you'd have to be chugging Jim Beam to get that drunk.

That can't be just booze... 10 to 1 there's more in there than shots and brew...

The last time I got that drunk, I got into an arguement with myself (in a mirror). I thought it was the hallway to the bathroom and this drunk dude was standing infront of it. I kept saying excuse me and moving to the side, but the drunk due kept stepping the same way. I got pissed off and started to yell at (the mirror) this dude to "get the hell out of my way". Finally a friend came up and asked me WTF I'm doing. He took me to the bathroom.

It's a good thing, because I was about to beat the living shart out of the guy... in the mirror.

Oh, my.
Prop blast party, before I ETS'd.
Glad I don't recall most of it.