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(miami new times)		Dressing up at work on Halloween as Dr. Harry Beaver, gynecologist is a funny idea ... unless you work as a police officer in a public high school (blogs.miaminewtimes.com)		44
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Triaxis

2011-12-09 09:43:04 AM

No, it's still funny.

Really I'm Black

2011-12-09 09:44:14 AM

wait, its not like anyone in high school would get it. because no one in high school is sexually active. right?

/ wait that was just me?

crab66

2011-12-09 09:45:05 AM

LOL.

Molavian

2011-12-09 09:45:58 AM

Sounds like a cool cop. He probably gets through to the kids.

You can't have that in a high school.

TWX

2011-12-09 09:47:43 AM

Really I'm Black: wait, its not like anyone in high school would get it. because no one in high school is sexually active. right?

/ wait that was just me?

If it was just you...

SDRR

2011-12-09 09:47:51 AM

Dressing up at work on Halloween as Dr. Harry Beaver, gynecologist is a funny idea ... unless you work as a police officer in a public high school... THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!

animal900

2011-12-09 09:48:15 AM

Mrs. Cahill sounds like a coont.

Trance750

2011-12-09 09:48:50 AM

Molavian: Sounds like a cool cop. He probably gets through to the kids.

You can't have that in a high school.

Of course not.

rhiannon

2011-12-09 09:48:57 AM

I'm trying to figure out if this guy has the hots for Mrs. Cahill or really hates Mrs. Cahill.

cgraves67

2011-12-09 09:50:07 AM

It's a good costume idea, but I don't think cops should wear their Halloween costumes to work (at school or otherwise). He should save it for a party.

airsupport

2011-12-09 09:50:52 AM

At least he didn't just reuse last year's costume, when he came as a proctologist named Dr. Sphincter McStoole.

Fizpez

2011-12-09 09:51:50 AM

I was all set to be outraged that he would be dismissed for that while on his own time at a private party.

Then I RTFA.... uh yeah, dumb move.

jtown

2011-12-09 09:52:21 AM

Not as funny as Dr. Ollie Cherpuzzi.

sofa_King_2006

2011-12-09 09:53:06 AM

"cool school cop."
"cool school cop."
"cool school cop."

I just cannot say that this morning...

"cool school cop.

rebelyell2006

2011-12-09 09:53:07 AM

School cop trifecta in play?

rebelyell2006

2011-12-09 09:53:58 AM

rebelyell2006: School cop trifecta in play?

Oh wait, that last one was from last night. I probably should go to bed since I'm confusing dates.

farscape

2011-12-09 09:54:42 AM

Molavian: Sounds like a cool cop. He probably gets through to the kids.

You can't have that in a high school.

Yea Im sure all the women found it hillarous.

chaosweaver

2011-12-09 09:54:56 AM

Sorry, but that is just a bad idea. Save that costume for the after-school party that you're going to be creeping around, buddy.

/no, R.I.B. it wasn't just you.
//made up for lost time.

TheShavingofOccam123

2011-12-09 09:55:59 AM

What movie mentioned a Dr. Pappy Shmear?

iamklaatu

2011-12-09 10:01:46 AM

That movie was Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, and the character was Papshmir, a terrorist planning to detonate a bomb at the Academy Awards.

DaddyRat

2011-12-09 10:02:08 AM

Funny, but wrong.

/and yeah, we're probably gonna need pics of Mrs. Cahill

KangTheMad

2011-12-09 10:04:58 AM

So it is ok to do it at a kindergarten then, subby?

Fissile

2011-12-09 10:05:39 AM

I don't think what he did was all that bad, but he should have known that the world is full of puritanical pukes who would take offense. This cop doesn't seem to have much common sense.

bluecrabscribe

2011-12-09 10:08:10 AM

Back in the 90's (and probably earlier), there was a GYN in Northern Virginia actually named Harry Beaver. IIRC, he was pretty cool about it when the "morning zoo" type radio stations ran with it.

Pwnchubr

2011-12-09 10:08:25 AM

If theres grass on the field, play ball! On the other hand, most girls shave. I hate getting hair in my mouth. :-)

pete1729

2011-12-09 10:09:47 AM

he actually sounds kind of funny.

TWX

2011-12-09 10:10:04 AM

DaddyRat: Funny, but wrong.

/and yeah, we're probably gonna need pics of Mrs. Cahill

She probably looks like the secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off or like Barbara Bush, the not-hot one.

LarryDan43

2011-12-09 10:12:18 AM

By crackey!

TheShavingofOccam123

2011-12-09 10:13:20 AM

TheMadChaosopher: i dont think high school kids these days even know that vaginas grow hair on them.

Pudenda? Yes.
Vulva? Yes.
Vagina? No.

vudukungfu

2011-12-09 10:14:01 AM

I suppose confederate Col Angus was already rented out?

DaddyRat

2011-12-09 10:22:02 AM

TWX: DaddyRat: Funny, but wrong.

/and yeah, we're probably gonna need pics of Mrs. Cahill

She probably looks like the secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off or like Barbara Bush, the not-hot one.

Probably, but we can always hope.

SDRR

2011-12-09 10:22:10 AM

DaddyRat

2011-12-09 10:25:27 AM

bluecrabscribe: Back in the 90's (and probably earlier), there was a GYN in Northern Virginia actually named Harry Beaver. IIRC, he was pretty cool about it when the "morning zoo" type radio stations ran with it.

My wife's childhood next-door neighbor was Mr. Richard Hair. And he always introduced himself as "Dick Hair".

Nice guy. Good sense of humor.

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials

2011-12-09 10:27:02 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: TheMadChaosopher: i dont think high school kids these days even know that vaginas grow hair on them.

Pudenda? Yes.
Vulva? Yes.
Vagina? No.

Thank you for calling out a dumbass.

monkybunney

2011-12-09 10:28:15 AM

damnit I know there's a better pic of this sentiment but I can't find it....

/hat

theFword

2011-12-09 10:31:31 AM

I've always wanted to become a gynecologist, but I couldn't find any openings.

KangTheMad

2011-12-09 10:38:44 AM

/oblig

MAYORBOB

2011-12-09 10:43:30 AM

The only problem with being a proctologist is that you have to deal with nothing but assholes all day long.

milowitz

2011-12-09 11:34:09 AM

iamklaatu: That movie was Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, and the character was Papshmir, a terrorist planning to detonate a bomb at the Academy Awards.

Papshmir was also first seen in the first movie.

Pardon Me Sultan

2011-12-09 12:39:17 PM

bluecrabscribe: Back in the 90's (and probably earlier), there was a GYN in Northern Virginia actually named Harry Beaver. IIRC, he was pretty cool about it when the "morning zoo" type radio stations ran with it.

That's appropriate since these days hairy beavers is a very "back in the 90s" kind of concept...

CowboyUpCowgirlDown

2011-12-09 02:27:14 PM

Is subby suggesting he could have done this at a PRIVATE high school?

CowboyUpCowgirlDown

2011-12-09 02:29:05 PM

Is subby suggesting a PRIVATE high school might have tolerated this behavior?

CowboyUpCowgirlDown

2011-12-09 02:55:27 PM

^^^^^ THIS is why I shouldn't post when taking THE GOOD cough syrup.

Dr. C. Beavers

2011-12-09 07:21:18 PM

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