OK, who walks around with a copy of their BIRTH CERTIFICATE? I mean, WTF? Was he planning to get a new ID that day or something?

eeeleeet: OK, who walks around with a copy of their BIRTH CERTIFICATE? I mean, WTF? Was he planning to get a new ID run for President that day or something?

I hope he was carrying his long form birth certifct.

Wait, COLB or long-form? Because the first one is legally USELESS for the purpose of identification.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I hope he was carrying his long form birth certifct.

Ah, I see I've sort of been beaten to the punch.

Is it weird the first thing I thought was stolen ID?

I mean, it's clear the man already has a propensity to steal.

A dude I went to school with, on his 18th birthday went into a liquor store, and tried to purchase alcohol. The clerk decided he was too intoxicated to sell him booze, so he pulled out a gun and robbed the place. Not being the sharpest tool in the shed, he neglected to grab his ID off the counter. He was caught the next day.

I guess we can be sure Obama isn't a suspect then.

swaniefrmreddeer: A dude I went to school with, on his 18th birthday went into a liquor store, and tried to purchase alcohol. The clerk decided he was too intoxicated to sell him booze, so he pulled out a gun and robbed the place. Not being the sharpest tool in the shed, he neglected to grab his ID off the counter. He was caught the next day.

CSB:

One of my father's friends used to own a pawn shop and one day a dude came in and asked 'Have you been robbed, yet'

Without missing a beat, he pulled out a gun that he kept under the counter and in a real cool and calm voice asked 'No, but have you been shot yet? That's what's going to happen if you take one more step'

The would-be robber just chuckled about this being the shop owner's 'lucky day' and left.

In the middle of the night, he broke in, not knowing that the owner kept a pit bull as a guard-dog, and from what I heard, by the time the police arrived, he was begging them to get the dog off of him

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 500x318]

lulz

fanbladesaresharp: So uh, 798 pills? Didn't know oxy came in a bottle that big. Are we sure it wasn't something else? And do pharmacists have any balls at all? A paper bag? Really? Is that all it takes?

and a strongly worded letter.

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 500x318]


First good laugh of the morning. Thank you, kind sir.

NightOwl2255: sidmind: My oldest step-son who is a bit of a loser, and frequents homeless shelters and doesn't have a drivers license. always carries his possessions with him in a backpack or such, I know he keeps his Birth Certificate with him at all times. we have several copies of it, and sometimes he will lose his, and comes asking us for another certified copy.

I can see him robbing a CVS and using the back of his B.C. as the demand letter, then leaving it behind. Criminals are not the brightest bunch.

A bit of a loser?

This.

I submitted, this, with, a better, headline

/oh wait, that's CSV

AiryAnne: Thoguh: I guess we can be sure Obama isn't a suspect then.

That took 7 more replies that I expected!

I'm surprised it wasn't in the headline.

PsiChi: Anyone who still believes O-liar is American hasn't done their due diligence:

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What are you talking about. That official certificate clearly and explicitly states that he is a US citizen!

eeeleeet: OK, who walks around with a copy of their BIRTH CERTIFICATE? I mean, WTF? Was he planning to get a new ID that day or something?

Was it Obama?

...how the mighty have fallen.