First off, nice headline Subby

Secondly, that's a pretty cool product. The white shoes and chocolate syrup really impressed me.

farscape: Icetech3: anyone dumb enough to get married deserves what they get:)

Nov 3rd, wish me luck!

I already lost Farscape once in my life, I can't lose you again!

+1 subby!

Can they go ahead and coat all electronics in this please?

I don't get it. I'm married and I am failing to capture the reference. I'm assuming that wedding cake has something to do with not having sex... does it mean that wives get fat? does it mean there is a problem with their reproductive organs? or does it mean, wives prefer cake to sex? I'm at a loss.

/ whatever, the cake is a lie. as aristotle said, go and get yourself married. Either you will be happy in your marriage, or you will become a philosopher.

pute kisses like a man: I don't get it. I'm married and I am failing to capture the reference. I'm assuming that wedding cake has something to do with not having sex... does it mean that wives get fat? does it mean there is a problem with their reproductive organs? or does it mean, wives prefer cake to sex? I'm at a loss.

/ whatever, the cake is a lie. as aristotle said, go and get yourself married. Either you will be happy in your marriage, or you will become a philosopher.

whoops, not thinking, that was socrates, wtf is the matter with me

colon_pow: pute kisses like a man: I don't get it. I'm married and I am failing to capture the reference. I'm assuming that wedding cake has something to do with not having sex... does it mean that wives get fat? does it mean there is a problem with their reproductive organs? or does it mean, wives prefer cake to sex? I'm at a loss.

/ whatever, the cake is a lie. as aristotle said, go and get yourself married. Either you will be happy in your marriage, or you will become a philosopher.

sometimes a woman will get wet.
down there.

and sometimes not.

how is that a reference to wedding cake? my wedding cake had a moist cakey side with layers of almond and lemon stuff, so it was rather moist. are most wedding cakes dry, for which reason I missed the reference?

I'm just saying, if you're going to use an analogue or metaphor, it should at least be applicable or share some like quality.

pute kisses like a man: colon_pow: pute kisses like a man: I don't get it. I'm married and I am failing to capture the reference. I'm assuming that wedding cake has something to do with not having sex... does it mean that wives get fat? does it mean there is a problem with their reproductive organs? or does it mean, wives prefer cake to sex? I'm at a loss.

/ whatever, the cake is a lie. as aristotle said, go and get yourself married. Either you will be happy in your marriage, or you will become a philosopher.

sometimes a woman will get wet.
down there.

and sometimes not.

how is that a reference to wedding cake? my wedding cake had a moist cakey side with layers of almond and lemon stuff, so it was rather moist. are most wedding cakes dry, for which reason I missed the reference?

I'm just saying, if you're going to use an analogue or metaphor, it should at least be applicable or share some like quality.

With these posts you only have 3 options to choose from:

A) You're gay (NTTAWWT)
B) You've never been with a woman
C) If you have been with a woman, you've been completely unsuccessful in pleasing her

Brainwash: Dude, if you don't get the joke by now STFU

ok. sorry for wasting everyone's time. jeez.

pute kisses like a man: I don't get it. I'm married and I am failing to capture the reference.

Must be a newlywed. Wait a few years, or until your first kid, whichever comes first.

/Yeah, yeah, honey, I'm tired too? But really, it's not like laying there with your legs spread is all that taxing.
//Bitter, party of one...

mistersnark: pute kisses like a man: I don't get it. I'm married and I am failing to capture the reference.

Must be a newlywed. Wait a few years, or until your first kid, whichever comes first.

/Yeah, yeah, honey, I'm tired too? But really, it's not like laying there with your legs spread is all that taxing.
//Bitter, party of one...

newlywed (well, 3 years) and no kids. Don't mean to be obnoxious, but I'm just hooked on this damn wedding cake thing. I have gotten several definitions:

1) the wedding cake = no sex because you are married, as evidenced by the wedding cake
2) the wedding cake = a female sexual organ not conducive to sexual intercourse
3) the wedding cake = some mysterious thing that I will find out as my relationship with my wife matures (or, as one farker put it, I stop being gay NTTAWWT and/or lose my virginity to a woman)

I had assumed it was 2 but failed to grasp the exactness of the reference (and some farkers today have been hostile towards my confusion). Because, instead of wedding cake, I would have said something like, impenetrable wall, impregnable crevice, or god knows... something more accurate than fluffy, moist, delicious cake.

/ I really meant to let it go up above, sorry for returning after having previously S[hut]TFU
// When I try to get out, they just pull me back in
/// regarding virgule second: godfather III or carlito's way? I forgot

colon_pow: wife just went on the rag, which is actually a good thing. it means a nice bj or perhaps one of those special oily hj's.

wait, what was the article about again?

It's called b&b week for me.
Blow jobs and butt farkin.

Hollie Maea: Isn't it funny when spelled out?

well, yeah, actually. thanks. i loled.