That could have been done a littlelot more artistically and her hair is horrendous, but her body is banging for being obviously preggo.

Elvis_Bogart: This was not quite the pulse-pounding erotic thrill ride I had anticipated.

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Says you!

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She looks like she could be a replicant in the Bladerunner sequel.

Last call hookup, 3 beer minimum.

This is relevant to my goooooold... finger!

i stumbled across her death scene photos about a week ago. sad, very sad...all the way around.

Pics may have been unremarkable, but what about the anus?

Falcon Hunter: Pics may have been unremarkable, but what about the anus?

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THATS THE JOKE

I always wanted to penis her. Her face was always "who farted y'all?" and that's a big turnoff for me, but her massive tits made me giddy. Well, still make me giddy.

Also, FTFA: The campaign was also going to be launch with an exclusive 'Anna Nicole' slot machine.

*golfclap*

That's fantstic marketing and a terrific euphemism as well.

Falcon Hunter: Pics may have been unremarkable, but what about the anus?

Maybe this means I'll have to turn in my Fark card, but where the hell does this "The anus was unremarkable" meme come from? I'm sensing that it's somehow related to Anna Nicole Smith, but how & why?

Eeeewwww! Ya know who else has massive tits?

Kirkenhegelstein: Falcon Hunter: Pics may have been unremarkable, but what about the anus?

Maybe this means I'll have to turn in my Fark card, but where the hell does this "The anus was unremarkable" meme come from? I'm sensing that it's somehow related to Anna Nicole Smith, but how & why?

It was in the autopsy.

Great. Anybody got a shop vac to get all this puke out of my keyboard?

Looks like someone's casino is flailing & feels the need to drag up a dead person for some publicity. Good on you Golden Palace.

nimawai: Looks like someone's casino is flailing & feels the need to drag up a dead person for some publicity. Good on you Golden Palace.

See politicians and religious fronts.

I thought this would be a remake of the Goldfinger scene with at least a generous budget, a nice set, and a competent photographer.

Instead, she looks like a drunk who had an accident in the paint section of the hardware store.

I hate to be an asshole but i have to agree.

pute kisses like a man: You know what's really funny about Anna Nicole Smith?

The madness that her bankruptcy case has started after a recent supreme court decision. Without a doubt, the most controversial thing about her will be this case. Stern v. Marshall. take that, constitutional authority of non-article III courts to make final judgments based on third party disputes in bankruptcy proceedings! booyah!

Yes, that is goddam hilarious.

/not really.

Hector Remarkable: I hate to be an unremarkable asshole but i have to agree.

/seems to be a theme in this thread.

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: i stumbled across her death scene photos about a week ago. sad, very sad...all the way around.

And how about the anus? Was it remarkable?

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: i stumbled fapped across her death scene photos about a week ago. sad, very sad...all the way around.

Fixed your obvious typo ... try typing with both hands next time.

Morpheses: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: i stumbled across her death scene photos about a week ago. sad, very sad...all the way around.

And how about the anus? Was it remarkable?

heh. no, head shots...vomit spilling from her mouth

MorePeasPlease: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: i stumbled fapped across her death scene photos about a week ago. sad, very sad...all the way around.

Fixed your obvious typo ... try typing with both hands next time.

lulz...

gopher321: Elvis_Bogart: This was not quite the pulse-pounding erotic thrill ride I had anticipated.

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Says you!

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Awesome. Love it.

/would have done dirty things to her.

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Yeah, I liked her best on that reality show she had. Fat, stoned out of her mind, an embarrassment to all...that's the Anna Nicole I had a shot with.
I know I'm in the minority, but I thought she was a little more appealing with some beef on her. I thought those preggo pics looked pretty good.

First time I ever saw Anna Nicole Smith was when she appeared on Late Night With Conan O'Brien in the mid 1990s. I was probably 15 at the time, and I was hypnotized by her boobies. I remember thinking "Dayum! She is even more busty than Pamela Anderson!"

This was followed by me searching the web for her Playboy pics on my dial-up modem. Ah, memories...

Patently unattractive.

zato_ichi: Yeah, I liked her best on that reality show she had. Fat, stoned out of her mind, an embarrassment to all...that's the Anna Nicole I had a shot with.
I know I'm in the minority, but I thought she was a little more appealing with some beef on her. I thought those preggo pics looked pretty good.

A) I think her fat and stoned out of her mind is the only time farkers had a shot at her
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B) She was always chunky, I dont think she ever got below a size 8

"Tragic" death?

I'm sorry, I know this is insensitive but exactly who is her death tragic to? Certainly not the entertainment world. She wasn't a good actor,singer, or director and her looks were fading fast as her addiction consumed her..

She died early enough that she hadnt blown all her money so her hangers on made out OK. And while it may seem a little sad about her daughter growing up without mom given her behavior I'm guessing ultimately the daughter is better off growing up with a caring dad and a sweet fantasy image of mom that the real one can't tarnish.

Other than Sterne I can't think of anyone left worse off by her death, hardly tragic when the only person who's life was worsened was a bloodsucking lawyer