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(Bloomberg) Spiffy S&P's chief credit officer downgraded from "employed" to "fired". This leaves him at "junk" status and available for assignment to the Chicago Cubs   (bloomberg.com) divider line 7
More: Spiffy, Barack Obama's, Mcgraw-Hill Cos. Inc., structured finance, Citibank, Cubs  
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Juc
2011-12-09 04:44:03 AM
Ok cool, we can go back to pretending that investing with Greece is a good idea and our financial systems are A OK. I wonder if the new guy will upgrade the USAs rating.
 
hammettman
2011-12-09 04:53:21 AM
I wonder if he'll take his magic ratings dartboard decider with him.
 
Iczer
2011-12-09 05:43:17 AM
Dartboard? I thought it was a large circle with tons of options that said what to do and a headless chicken wandered around on it to choose said option.

/oh wait, that was south park...
 
Farking While Farking
2011-12-09 07:28:23 AM
I wonder how long it will be before he lands himself a cushy executive board job at a major company or financial institution.
 
SDRR
2011-12-09 08:03:43 AM
Juc: Ok cool, we can go back to pretending that investing with Greece is a good idea and our financial systems are A OK. I wonder if the new guy will upgrade the USAs rating.

Sounds a lot like the MF Global CFO who got run for telling those idiots betting heavily on European debt was a bad idea..... I'm starting to see a pattern here......
 
Keyser_Soze_Death
2011-12-09 11:15:32 AM
Farking While Farking: I wonder how long it will be before he lands himself a cushy executive board job at a major company or financial institution.

I was thinking myself, how long before he gets hired by the Federal Reserve?
 
PrinceofFark
2011-12-09 12:35:46 PM
Keep firing people until you get one into the position that will lie and keep the AAA ratings for all of the indebted countries.

Capitalism: It's what's for breakfast!
 
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