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2011-12-09 12:13:19 AM
www.tulsaworld.com

She's not been getting her beauty sleep.
 
2011-12-09 12:25:45 AM
If her attempt to make meth resulted in her making sulfuric acid...maybe they shoulda just let her have a go at it.
 
2011-12-09 01:21:50 AM
I always thought that that was where meth came from.
 
2011-12-09 01:22:47 AM
Wow. Alyssa Milano went downhill fast.
 
2011-12-09 01:25:24 AM
img688.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-09 01:32:59 AM
i.fanpix.net

/faces of meth
 
2011-12-09 01:34:27 AM
LOL, I work a mile away from this Walmart.
 
2011-12-09 01:35:40 AM
She couldn't wait til she got out in the parking lot? Was she making the shiat that just takes one bottle or what?

/Used to live in fear that the apartment above mine would explode.
 
2011-12-09 01:36:00 AM
files.sharenator.com
 
2011-12-09 01:37:58 AM
Oh, goodie, a Javascript and cookie required site. I farking love those!
 
2011-12-09 01:39:27 AM
I like the part where they let her go. I'm sure she's not out there doing utterly retarded shiat because meth drives you insane to the point where you'd murder folks to get some. Accidentally making sulfuric acid in a Wal*Mart? Deferred sentencing.

Unless I misunderstand the article, do correct me if I'm wrong.
 
2011-12-09 01:39:32 AM
Anyone want to post a link to a different site for that article? The site requires javascript and I'm not going to enable it just to view a news story that displays fine then realizes "OH! You don't have Javascript!" then takes the article back in a huff and throws a tantrum.
 
2011-12-09 01:39:56 AM
t3.gstatic.com

/crack not meth, I know.
 
2011-12-09 01:40:29 AM
7th Son of a 7th Son: LOL, I work a mile away from this Walmart.

I used to work at this Wal-Mart back in the 90's when it moved from 71st and Riverside.

/hated it
 
2011-12-09 01:41:43 AM
Fell In Love With a Chair: I like the part where they let her go. I'm sure she's not out there doing utterly retarded shiat because meth drives you insane to the point where you'd murder folks to get some. Accidentally making sulfuric acid in a Wal*Mart? Deferred sentencing.

Unless I misunderstand the article, do correct me if I'm wrong.


Wow where I live a guy got 50 years for making it but then again he also had a record before that.
 
2011-12-09 01:42:37 AM
basemetal: [www.tulsaworld.com image 640x480]

She's not been getting her beauty sleep.


Her hair is pretty healthy looking and she doesn't have any open sores on her face, so she couldn't have been doing meth for long.

The article said she was recently charge for attempting to obtain prescriptions. I suspect she is probably more of a pill person, and new to meth based on her appearance.

The good news is if she can get away from the pills and meth she will recover most of her looks. The bad news is the most likely way for her to get away from pills and meth is due to incarceration.
 
2011-12-09 01:46:02 AM
Halfmoon only Halfbad in this one.
 
2011-12-09 01:50:44 AM
StanTheMan: Oh, goodie, a Javascript and cookie required site. I farking love those!

What really annoyed me was I saw the article load, the pic of the hag appeared for a second... and THEN the site redirected me to the 'you need Javascript' page after everything finished loading. Morans.
 
2011-12-09 01:51:01 AM
geeksploit.files.wordpress.com

Stay out of my territory.
 
2011-12-09 01:51:34 AM
www.bustedmugshots.com
 
2011-12-09 02:00:17 AM
She looks like she might have been hot 15-20 years, and a shiat ton of drugs ago. Pity.
 
2011-12-09 02:02:19 AM
luthia: [t3.gstatic.com image 205x246]

/crack not meth, I know.


But it did seem thoroughly appropriate.
 
2011-12-09 02:04:14 AM
If you've ever experienced meth-fueled sex, it's the kind of pleasure that will haunt you forever. I haven't smoked meth in well over a decade, nor do I ever plan to try it again. But whenever I see or hear of a woman doing, making or being busted possessing meth, I start to imagine what it would be like to smoke some crystal and fark her. Meth is evil in such an insidious way. When you first start, everything is good. You have a lot of confidence in everything you do, and you become super productive. Then when you become addicted, it all goes very bad very quickly. Gotta admit though, there's a part of me that really misses it.
 
2011-12-09 02:07:56 AM
Silly girl, you don't have to MAKE sulfuric acid, just pop the cap on a car battery. And then inject it. *shudder*
 
2011-12-09 02:11:26 AM
Hey, hey, good lookin',
Whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?

/God have mercy on me... and Hank Williams
//Not so good lookin'
///Nope nope nope
 
2011-12-09 02:14:05 AM
You can buy sulfuric acid at Wallmart, so no need to make it.

The phrase "You're doing it wrong." seems appropriate here
 
2011-12-09 02:15:37 AM
Gyrfalcon: Silly girl, you don't have to MAKE sulfuric acid, just pop the cap on a car battery. And then inject it. *shudder*

Heard a story from a friend of mine about a couple she knew. They were both into meth and they liked to shoot up together. She shoots up first and has a stroke. He shoots up anyways but does it wrong and got an abscess. My only question is why the fark would you do that after you watch your wife have a goddamn stroke from it.

/Apparently meth makes you really goddamn stupid.
 
2011-12-09 02:15:40 AM
A Terrible Human: She couldn't wait til she got out in the parking lot?

I bet it's because when you leave the store they make you pay...
 
2011-12-09 02:24:24 AM
A Terrible Human: Gyrfalcon: Silly girl, you don't have to MAKE sulfuric acid, just pop the cap on a car battery. And then inject it. *shudder*

Heard a story from a friend of mine about a couple she knew. They were both into meth and they liked to shoot up together. She shoots up first and has a stroke. He shoots up anyways but does it wrong and got an abscess. My only question is why the fark would you do that after you watch your wife have a goddamn stroke from it.

/Apparently meth makes you really goddamn stupid.


No, it makes your not care about anything but the meth. I have no doubt he looked at his wife, looked at the meth, and every fiber of his body said the meth was more important.
 
2011-12-09 02:32:08 AM
This makes me sad because she is clearly no longer able to "choose" to quit. I mean, I'm sure no one forced her to start doing meth in the first place, but she is so far gone now, the only way she will be able to stop is to be forcibly helped. The lady is so desperate for meth, she just walked into a store, took things from the shelves and tried to make some right then and there. And she evidently didn't even know how. Just look at her mug shot. Just a sad situation. I imagine she will be dead in a couple years. She will OD or get sick from years of abuse and die or she will be murdered by a junkie/dealer or freeze to death wandering the streets. Just a sad sad situation.
 
2011-12-09 02:33:53 AM
taurusowner: A Terrible Human: Gyrfalcon: Silly girl, you don't have to MAKE sulfuric acid, just pop the cap on a car battery. And then inject it. *shudder*

Heard a story from a friend of mine about a couple she knew. They were both into meth and they liked to shoot up together. She shoots up first and has a stroke. He shoots up anyways but does it wrong and got an abscess. My only question is why the fark would you do that after you watch your wife have a goddamn stroke from it.

/Apparently meth makes you really goddamn stupid.

No, it makes your not care about anything but the meth. I have no doubt he looked at his wife, looked at the meth, and every fiber of his body said the meth was more important.


This. Meth. Cocaine. Hell, even enough years of alcohol abuse will do this to a person.
 
2011-12-09 02:36:38 AM
FTFA "One officer may have burned by sulfuric acid that had resulted from a chemical reaction in the box of items taken from the scene, Anderson said."

It burned a whole officer? That's some good shiat.
 
2011-12-09 02:40:37 AM
taurusowner: A Terrible Human: Gyrfalcon: Silly girl, you don't have to MAKE sulfuric acid, just pop the cap on a car battery. And then inject it. *shudder*

Heard a story from a friend of mine about a couple she knew. They were both into meth and they liked to shoot up together. She shoots up first and has a stroke. He shoots up anyways but does it wrong and got an abscess. My only question is why the fark would you do that after you watch your wife have a goddamn stroke from it.

/Apparently meth makes you really goddamn stupid.

No, it makes your not care about anything but the meth. I have no doubt he looked at his wife, looked at the meth, and every fiber of his body said the meth was more important.


That, and it makes you really gawddam stupid...

/Ever watch a guy try to pull the "transmitters" out of his ears with a pair of tweezers?
 
2011-12-09 02:44:16 AM
forgotmydamnusername: taurusowner: A Terrible Human: Gyrfalcon: Silly girl, you don't have to MAKE sulfuric acid, just pop the cap on a car battery. And then inject it. *shudder*

Heard a story from a friend of mine about a couple she knew. They were both into meth and they liked to shoot up together. She shoots up first and has a stroke. He shoots up anyways but does it wrong and got an abscess. My only question is why the fark would you do that after you watch your wife have a goddamn stroke from it.

/Apparently meth makes you really goddamn stupid.

No, it makes your not care about anything but the meth. I have no doubt he looked at his wife, looked at the meth, and every fiber of his body said the meth was more important.

That, and it makes you really gawddam stupid...

/Ever watch a guy try to pull the "transmitters" out of his ears with a pair of tweezers?


No but I do know a guy who tasted the gas in his truck because he thought someone put sugar in the tank. I also know a woman who thought her neighbors could see through the walls of her apartment so she flushed the rest of her meth.

/fark meth.
 
2011-12-09 02:57:10 AM
jdmac: [files.sharenator.com image 478x410]

OK that was funny.
To me, that sounds more like acid than meth, but then again I don't know much from meth.

/Thanks Goddess
 
2011-12-09 02:58:44 AM
Histerical, but not in the slightest bit inaccurate. (new window)

Meth is everything the fundies who support the drug war wish other drugs were.
 
2011-12-09 03:12:52 AM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Histerical, but not in the slightest bit inaccurate. (new window)

Meth is everything the fundies who support the drug war wish other drugs were.


I love everything about your post. +1
 
2011-12-09 03:21:28 AM
A Terrible Human: /Apparently meth makes you really goddamn stupid.

So does any addiction.

The Lone Talbot: The lady is so desperate for meth, she just walked into a store, took things from the shelves and tried to make some right then and there.

Thanks that makes sense. Yeah I was wondering why she didn't leave the store or just go buy a hit.
 
2011-12-09 03:27:59 AM
Now I Is!: jdmac: [files.sharenator.com image 478x410]

OK that was funny.
To me, that sounds more like acid than meth, but then again I don't know much from meth.

/Thanks Goddess


It will do what's in the pic, no exaggeration. I lived in an area that had a serious meth problem. That shiat is bad like no other drug could ever hope to be. For God's sake, stay away from it. If you know someone on it, get them help if you care about them or your community at all.
 
2011-12-09 03:29:03 AM
A Terrible Human: Gyrfalcon: Silly girl, you don't have to MAKE sulfuric acid, just pop the cap on a car battery. And then inject it. *shudder*

Heard a story from a friend of mine about a couple she knew. They were both into meth and they liked to shoot up together. She shoots up first and has a stroke. He shoots up anyways but does it wrong and got an abscess. My only question is why the fark would you do that after you watch your wife have a goddamn stroke from it.

/Apparently meth makes you really goddamn stupid.


When she had a stroke did she have the signs of distress? If not, then the guy could have thought that it just looked like a damn good hit. I've never seen people shoot up meth, just saw them smoke it. I lived with a roommate for a short while. He had been clean for a long time so it didn't worry me but then a friend introduced him to a heroin addict... the three of them starting shooting up every day after that. Needless to say, I moved out. I had a lot of electronics and that could be seen as $$$ to someone that exhausts nearly their whole work income and student loans on drugs.
 
2011-12-09 03:37:29 AM
Heard a story from a friend of mine about a couple she knew. They were both into meth and they liked to shoot up together. She shoots up first and has a stroke. He shoots up anyways but does it wrong and got an abscess. My only question is why the fark would you do that after you watch your wife have a goddamn stroke from it.

/Apparently meth makes you really goddamn stupid.


How did he watch her have a stroke? I've watched several people have strokes. Usually characterized by rigid body, stoic face and fixed pupils. No foaming at the mouth or convulsions. Not defending him, truly curious.
 
2011-12-09 03:48:55 AM
Tenatra: When she had a stroke did she have the signs of distress? If not, then the guy could have thought that it just looked like a damn good hit.

I have no idea since I wasn't there and this was told to me by a friend that knew them.

Tenatra: Needless to say, I moved out. I had a lot of electronics and that could be seen as $$$ to someone that exhausts nearly their whole work income and student loans on drugs.

You made a really,really good decision. I've known people who stole a bunch of copper and scrap metal from a guy who was in the hospital so they could go get oxys. All while their kids went hungry,the water had been turned off for non payment and they didn't have heat. I don't talk to those people anymore because fark them and their farked up priorities. Those kids should have been first but they weren't because those morons wanted to get high. People like that will steal your stuff if it leaves your farking eyesight for five minutes not to mention,from what I've seen,how easily an argument can escalate in those situations.

/In conclusion fark junkies of any sort unless they want to go to rehab.
 
2011-12-09 04:12:57 AM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Meth is everything the fundies who support the drug war wish other drugs were.


Fueling Tim Haggard's homosexual urges?


/nttawwt
//the urges, not the meth
 
2011-12-09 04:25:13 AM
I took my job over from a tweeker after his implosion, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies..
 
2011-12-09 04:40:18 AM
fredbox: I took my job over from a tweeker after his implosion, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies..

So were you there for the implosion and if so was it as bad as I think it was?
 
2011-12-09 05:11:09 AM
"Alisha Halfmoon"

I assume that's referring to the size of her forehead.
 
2011-12-09 05:20:51 AM
jesus, why cant some people just smoke weed and stay the fark home.
 
2011-12-09 05:42:28 AM
Octomom is looking mighty rough.
 
2011-12-09 06:19:46 AM
That officer that got burned is a special kind of idiot.

"Oh, well. A mixture of random, highly damaging chemicals. I think I'll pick it up with a leather glove!"

/All meth labs, even if they're one-pot or rolling, are considered HAZMAT scenes.
 
2011-12-09 06:23:48 AM
basemetal: [www.tulsaworld.com image 640x480]

She's not been getting her beauty sleep.


I WOULD TAKE HER HOME AND MAKE HER MINE
 
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