Newfies smell bad inside and out, subby.

he was too weak to walk after one night? wtf?

Word.

gopher321: Newfies smell bad inside and out, subby.

Over in one. Bravo.

"My wife thought it would be a good idea to skin the calf and we could use the skin as a blanket.

Hunting baby moose -- now, that's top tier hunting!!



Awwwwwwww

Fista-Phobia: [survivalstarter.com image 480x360]

Word.

What's going on there?

Wise_Guy: Fista-Phobia: [survivalstarter.com image 480x360]

Word.

What's going on there?

I assume comedy. Cause I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. (new window)

A timely story for all hunters in a survival situation. The weather in Newfoundland can be extreme. Am glad they survived.

Fista-Phobia: Wise_Guy: Fista-Phobia: [survivalstarter.com image 480x360]

Word.

What's going on there?

I assume comedy. Cause I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. (new window)

Wow-- that's crazy. I've seen that show a couple of times but didn't recognize the guy.

I thought it was a picture of Jesse Ventura.

My Newfie/Labrador. So, he is twice retarded. But, we love him all the same

A decent deer rifle, let's say .300 Winchester, isn't cheap. Could spend $1000 easily. Next time people, spring for the $150 GPS.

I thought this might be a story similar to Dogs in Elk. (new window)

They prepared... poorly.

unicron702: A decent deer rifle, let's say .300 Winchester, isn't cheap. Could spend $1000 easily. Next time people, spring for the $150 GPS.

Or a $10 compass.

Shooting is a well known way to help people out hunting find their way back when they don't show up in camp in the evening. I can't help thinking it could help others lost if they only knew about it.

It sounds like wet ground and a wet moose hide can sap your strength pretty quick.

Tax Boy: "My wife thought it would be a good idea to skin the calf and we could use the skin as a blanket.

Hunting baby moose -- now, that's top tier hunting!!

[www.alaska-in-pictures.com image 468x305]

Awwwwwwww

That's the tender moose. Anything bigger than that is hard to chew and, therefore, not worth shooting.

Rocky the squirrel has a sad.

Medusa's Daughter: IncubatorJones: he was too weak to walk after one night? wtf?

That was my question. Did he have some medical condition? Was his wife just stronger than him? Was he a whinny little 7 year old girl?

he's a pussy.

thank god they had the wherewithal to still take pics of themselves. seems fishy (moosey?)

White people.
Probably shot in the air until they were out of arrows, too.

aearra: A timely story for all hunters in a survival situation. The weather in Newfoundland can be extreme. Am glad they survived.

Most hunters would carry matches to light a fire to keep warm.
But then again, these two clowns are Newfies.

Tax Boy: "My wife thought it would be a good idea to skin the calf and we could use the skin as a blanket.

Hunting baby moose -- now, that's top tier hunting!!

[www.alaska-in-pictures.com image 468x305]

Awwwwwwww

Hey man, it's still old enough to be a dangerous sister-biter!

/subby

Fista-Phobia: Wise_Guy: Fista-Phobia: [survivalstarter.com image 480x360]

Word.

What's going on there?

I assume comedy. Cause I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. (new window)

Holy crap. I forgot I'd been taught that in survival school.

I guess you gotta do whatever to survive. At least they weren't doing it recreationally with a horse corpse...

sure it wasn't a Russian mobsters' skin,....they wash their balls in ice water ya know.
/put remote back on docking station
//never goto pine barrens in NJ

foo monkey: Fista-Phobia: Wise_Guy: Fista-Phobia: [survivalstarter.com image 480x360]

Word.

What's going on there?

I assume comedy. Cause I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. (new window)

Holy crap. I forgot I'd been taught that in survival school.

Yep, I remember this too. But only as a LAST resort. Still carry a tube of super glue for emergency stitches while hunting and hiking. Works great!

stuhayes2010: unicron702: A decent deer rifle, let's say .300 Winchester, isn't cheap. Could spend $1000 easily. Next time people, spring for the $150 GPS.

Or a $10 compass.

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If only there were some kind of flora that grew exclusively on the north side of trees which a person lost in the woods could use to determine direction ...

Gilligan13: foo monkey: Fista-Phobia: Wise_Guy: Fista-Phobia: [survivalstarter.com image 480x360]

Word.

What's going on there?

I assume comedy. Cause I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. (new window)

Holy crap. I forgot I'd been taught that in survival school.

Yep, I remember this too. But only as a LAST resort. Still carry a tube of super glue for emergency stitches while hunting and hiking. Works great!

100 mile-n-hour tape makes great butterfly bandages.

IncubatorJones: thank god they had the wherewithal to still take pics of themselves. seems fishy (moosey?)

Agreed. The rescue workers should have left them to their moosey fate.

Also, they should have worn the fur INSIDE. If I learned anything from my years of watching Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, it's that the Eskimos wear their fur garments fur-side-in. Wearing fur-side-out just makes you look like a hooker from a P-Diddy video.

Hell, I don't even live where it gets very cold, but I *always* have a space blanket and at least two ways to start a fire in my day pack. On the other hand, I doubt Newfies need to carry a snakebite kit or sunblock.

Mind you moose bites can be real nasty.

Wise_Guy: Fista-Phobia: [survivalstarter.com image 480x360]

Word.

What's going on there?

Dual-Survival-Cody-Lights-Daves-Arm-on-Fire.jpg

1. It would have been like....-1, maybe -2 degrees C. If you are wearing a light sweater, you'd be comfortable. Maybe a little chilly. These two are already fully decked out in winter clothes. More than they actually need for the current temperature.

2. If you need to kill and skin a moose to survive the mildly cold temperature, I would think you'd need to do more than casually drape it over your shoulder.

3. They left behind their backpack full of supplies to chase a bleeding moose for the sake of skinning it to 'stay alive'.

4. They are sporting bizarre, bewildered looks on their faces.


I'm pretty sure what we have here is a case of 'hey, lets do a whole bunch of drugs when we go camping this weekend'. Either that, or they are batshiat crazy.

after wounding a young moose and began following the trail of its blood.
Shivering and soaking wet, they eventually caught up with the wounded animal.
"My wife thought it would be a good idea to skin the calf and we could use the skin as a blanket.

I don't see anything about how they shot the moose. It must have been exciting to rip its skin off while it struggled to get away. You don't want to fark with a Canadian when it's life or death.

Disclaimer from the Dual Survival video...

This program depicts a survival scenario. Due to the extreme danger, Dave and Cody receive support when they are in potentially life threatening situations, as required by health and safety regulations. On some occasions, situations are presented to Dave and Cody so they can demonstrate survival techniques.

The situations depicted in this program are dangerous. Do not attempt to duplicate.


Huh?

Clint_Torres: Disclaimer from the Dual Survival video...

This program depicts a survival scenario. Due to the extreme danger, Dave and Cody receive support when they are in potentially life threatening situations, as required by health and safety regulations. On some occasions, situations are presented to Dave and Cody so they can demonstrate survival techniques.

The situations depicted in this program are dangerous. Do not attempt to duplicate.


Huh?

In other words, they really aren't ever in grave danger.

In other words, they really aren't ever in grave danger.

Neither was this couple they where fetishists I guess

nsfw