Includes pic of what an ostrich penis may look like. Thanks, subby...

They sure are some lymph-dicked mofos.

Benjimin_Dover: They sure are some lymph-dicked mofos.

Annnd we're done.

One and only Fark request: Dear talented Farkers who can edit pictures and stuff.

ostrich penis + discovered US drone

Seems appropo.

Thank you in advance,

sdtmt

A friend of mine from high school had a freezer full of ostrich penis.

/CSB

I suppose I can understand adding a picture, but did it have to be a money shot? And why is his birdsplooge dribbling out the back? Can ostriches suffer from hypospadias? And how did they get him erect in the first place? Did they have a fem-ostrich fursuit lying around or something? Maybe ostrich porn? This article leaves me filled with questions that I don't really want answered.

Bondith: A friend of mine from high school had a freezer full of ostrich penis.

That was Dahmer, right?

illusionofjoy: Includes pic of what an ostrich penis may look like. Thanks, subby...

If you had problems with that, then don't click the first link in the article (which said "bird penises" Goes to an article about Moscovy ducks with video showing how they basically shoot out of their bodies and are all corkscrew shaped and everything - sort of like tentacle porn.

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: illusionofjoy: Includes pic of what an ostrich penis may look like. Thanks, subby...

If you had problems with that, then don't click the first link in the article (which said "bird penises" Goes to an article about Moscovy ducks with video showing how they basically shoot out of their bodies and are all corkscrew shaped and everything - sort of like tentacle porn.

It's always the quiet avians who lead the most deviant sex lives. *clicks link*

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: If you had problems with that, then don't click the first link in the article (which said "bird penises" Goes to an article about Moscovy ducks with video showing how they basically shoot out of their bodies and are all corkscrew shaped and everything - sort of like tentacle porn.

And for those of us who clicked the link: "But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males' lengthy genitals."

This gaping hole in our knowledge had languished for a distressingly long time.

*snicker*

Mike Chewbacca: This gaping hole in our knowledge had languished for a distressingly long time.

*snicker*

Yeah, it was that bit that dropped me down from scientific curiosity to "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!"

ProdigalSigh: And for those of us who clicked the link: "But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males' lengthy genitals."

Being bent in the wrong direction is bad enough... I don't even want to imagine what it's like to be SPIRALED in the wrong direction.

/that's what he said... while maintaining a protective stance

TwistedIvory: ProdigalSigh: Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males' lengthy genitals.

What the fark.
Seriously, what the fark.


Today I learn that ducks could watch humanity's weirdest porn and brush it off with a dismissive "pfft, amateurs."

Goddammit, I was eating breakfast when I saw that picture!

MagicBoris: Goddammit, I was eating breakfast when I saw that picture!

Well, the one with ostrish sperm. I'm prefectly fine with DjangoStonereaver's unsettling-yet-vaguely-arousing picture of Monica Bellucci.
Thanks for the eye bleach, I guess?


(man, this is gonna be a weird day...)

Yeah, I saw Ostrich Spooge last night. You probably haven't heard of them.

Cyno01: Ducks have a corkscrew shaped penis that in some species is longer than their bodies.

Not sure i want to know how or why i know that, but i probably read it on here.

You possibly have short term memory issues.