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(Think Progress) Ironic Michele Bachmann: "Girls don't ask boys to dances." Sadie Hawkins unavailable for comment   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 180
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make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:22:17 PM
I would hate to have this control freak as my mother.
 
Dinki [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:26:21 PM
Didn't she have something like 13 foster children (all girls) pass through her house over the years? I'd love to talk to some of them and see what it was like living in that household.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:26:57 PM
You know, for someone who clearly wants women to act like they did in 1700, why is this woman running for office? Shouldn't she be pregnant and in the kitchen?
 
WTF Indeed
2011-12-08 07:27:46 PM
Of course! Girls asking boys are nothing but whores, and should be beaten.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:30:27 PM
GAT_00: You know, for someone who clearly wants women to act like they did in 1700, why is this woman running for office? Shouldn't she be pregnant and in the kitchen?

By Biblical law, she is required to obey her husband. So essentially, a vote for her is a vote for a closeted gay man.
 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:38:16 PM
BACHMANN: Well, in my time, girls didn't ask boys to prom. If you didn't get asked, you didn't go.

Because if no one asks you, then you should be a social outcast and spend time alone, in shame?

Doesn't she feel at least a little shame trying to slit the throat of feminism while standing atop the platform it built which allows her to do what she does in politics?
 
AlinaJoan
2011-12-08 07:43:41 PM
I bet she never went to the prom.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:43:44 PM
WTF Indeed: Of course! Girls asking boys are nothing but whores, and should be beaten spanked.

Naughty ladies might get pinked up.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:43:56 PM
GAT_00: You know, for someone who clearly wants women to act like they did in 1700, why is this woman running for office? Shouldn't she be pregnant and in the kitchen?

They did have five kids before adopting an orphanage. Although I find it likely that Marcus provided his seed and Michele used the turkey baster.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:45:22 PM
Sid_6.7: Doesn't she feel at least a little shame trying to slit the throat of feminism while standing atop the platform it built which allows her to do what she does in politics?

I would bet money that she has no idea it is feminism that got us to where she could run for office.
 
djkutch [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:47:22 PM
AlinaJoan: I bet she never went to the prom.

Oh, she did. And, it was shameful under the bleachers.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 07:51:42 PM
God, this woman is so backwards.
 
AlinaJoan
2011-12-08 08:00:24 PM
djkutch:
Oh, she did. And, it was shameful under the bleachers.

But she had to maintain her virginity so she would likely have had use her "purity love hole"
 
teto85 [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:02:43 PM
She has now turned the derp up to 12.
 
SundaesChild
2011-12-08 08:14:36 PM
Junior year I was dating a college freshman and I asked him to prom. Senior year I was dating a different college freshman and I asked him to prom. Suck it Bachmann.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:17:34 PM
BACHMANN: People do find out [in my book] that I did not get asked to my senior prom.

HANNITY: Well, neither did I. And nobody would go with me.

Well, that's a shocker.
 
djkutch [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:25:28 PM
AlinaJoan: djkutch:
Oh, she did. And, it was shameful under the bleachers.

But she had to maintain her virginity so she would likely have had use her "purity love hole"

Please, go on...
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:43:16 PM
And woman shouldn't run for President. RIGHT?
 
not_an_indigo [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:44:55 PM
But running for office is A-OK?

/farking retard
 
Dusk-You-n-Me [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:47:49 PM
She just wants to take this country back.

To the 1950s.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:51:29 PM
Quasar: BACHMANN: People do find out [in my book] that I did not get asked to my senior prom.

HANNITY: Well, neither did I. And nobody would go with me.

Well, that's a shocker.

I'll bet he was a douche in high school.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:51:45 PM
We actually had a Prom type dance that girls asked the boys, it was reversed and called Morp, because it was backwards and sinful.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:54:53 PM
Why does she still exist?
 
Generation_D [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 08:59:53 PM
A zealot is someone who believes their moral code is the only correct one and everyone else's is inferior by definition.

zealots make very poor presidential candidates.
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 09:02:26 PM
Mmmmmmm, yes. I hear that's the way beards roll in Minnesota
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2011-12-08 09:13:43 PM
Sexy man's voice: hey, sugar. You wanna come out to the big dance with me?

Bachmann daughter: Dad! It's for you!
 
culebra
2011-12-08 09:14:03 PM
Repressed people have the cutest ways of revelaing their innermost desires. She and Marcus make a perfect couple.
 
culebra
2011-12-08 09:14:43 PM
culebra: Repressed people have the cutest ways of revelaing their innermost desires. She and Marcus make a perfect couple.

revealing even
 
MisterLoki
2011-12-08 09:17:24 PM
BACHMANN: People do find out [in my book] that I did not get asked to my senior prom.
HANNITY: Well, neither did I. And nobody would go with me.

This explains so much.
 
themadtupper [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 09:18:06 PM
2wolves: WTF Indeed: Of course! Girls asking boys are nothing but whores, and should be beaten spanked.

Naughty ladies might get pinked up.

Don't give her more ideas..or do, maybe it would calm her down

Christian Spanking (new window)
 
hawcian
2011-12-08 09:18:19 PM
I wonder if she realizes the irony in a staunchly anti-feminist woman running for farking President.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 09:18:37 PM
Dinki: Didn't she have something like 13 foster children (all girls) pass through her house over the years? I'd love to talk to some of them and see what it was like living in that household.

I bet they're all those whores you see on "Las Vegas Jail" every week on TruTV.
 
valar_morghulis
2011-12-08 09:20:06 PM
hawcian: I wonder if she realizes the irony in a staunchly anti-feminist woman running for farking President.

She'll offer her ass to any strong man that comes along. Like Hillary.
 
bravian
2011-12-08 09:20:53 PM
Peter von Nostrand: Mmmmmmm, yes. I hear that's the way beards roll in Minnesota

That is how it worked for me.

/she eventually married someone who was gayer than I was and moved to Duluth
 
MrPerfectSU
2011-12-08 09:22:14 PM
SundaesChild: Junior year I was dating a college freshman and I asked him to prom. Senior year I was dating a different college freshman and I asked him to prom. Suck it Bachmann.

Are you a dude? Because that would provide even more awesomeness for Bachmann to suck on.
 
Fart_Machine
2011-12-08 09:22:34 PM
valar_morghulis: She'll offer her ass to any strong man that comes along.

2.bp.blogspot.com

So will her husband.
 
The_Time_Master
2011-12-08 09:22:54 PM
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One Bad Apple
2011-12-08 09:23:34 PM
bravian: Peter von Nostrand: Mmmmmmm, yes. I hear that's the way beards roll in Minnesota

That is how it worked for me.

/she eventually married someone who was gayer than I was and moved to Duluth

Was he "funny looking" ?
 
stuhayes2010
2011-12-08 09:25:44 PM
Do boys ask girls to dances? Is it 1925?

/DNRTFA
 
heinekenftw
2011-12-08 09:26:01 PM
HANNITY: Well, neither did I. And nobody would go with me.

You mean, I'm more socially successful than Sean Hannity?

YES!
 
culebra
2011-12-08 09:26:53 PM
The_Time_Master: [media.tumblr.com image 500x349]

Ha! These are hilariously awful!

i276.photobucket.com
 
Bennie Crabtree
2011-12-08 09:28:17 PM
Sid_6.7: BACHMANN: Well, in my time, girls didn't ask boys to prom. If you didn't get asked, you didn't go.

Because if no one asks you, then you should be a social outcast and spend time alone, in shame?

Doesn't she feel at least a little shame trying to slit the throat of feminism while standing atop the platform it built which allows her to do what she does in politics?

She's trying to burn the platform, and feminism, to the ground.
 
themadtupper [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 09:30:19 PM
The_Time_Master: [media.tumblr.com image 500x349]

FINALLY someone understands that I just don't want to hear about my broad's new gown. That shiat gets so old. Am I right, guys?
 
MFAWG
2011-12-08 09:30:19 PM
GAT_00: You know, for someone who clearly wants women to act like they did in 1700, why is this woman running for office? Shouldn't she be pregnant and in the kitchen?

I think really conservative fundamentalist Christians don't consider secular politics to be all that important, which makes it suitable for the womenfolk.
 
netweavr
2011-12-08 09:31:31 PM
Remember when women-folk stayed in the kitchen and black-folk couldn't vote? Michele Bachmann does.
Remember when everyone went to church and atheists were deported to Canada? Michele Bachmann does.
Remember when only Nazis were gay and Jesus fought Hitler? Michele Bachmann does.

And in her mind, it was a glorious time.
 
Wally Weaver
2011-12-08 09:32:22 PM
This is just another one of those little facts that somehow tell you everything you need to know about her.
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 09:32:37 PM
The 1950s called, even they find her horrifying.
 
SundaesChild
2011-12-08 09:33:43 PM
MrPerfectSU: SundaesChild: Junior year I was dating a college freshman and I asked him to prom. Senior year I was dating a different college freshman and I asked him to prom. Suck it Bachmann.

Are you a dude? Because that would provide even more awesomeness for Bachmann to suck on.

No, but your scenario has given me my first case of penis envy.
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-12-08 09:34:07 PM
Can someone primary her ass out of here?
 
Wally Weaver
2011-12-08 09:39:02 PM
heinekenftw: HANNITY: Well, neither did I. And nobody would go with me.

You mean, I'm more socially successful than Sean Hannity?

YES!

no kidding. My prom was a disaster and an emotional trainwreck for me, but at at least I found someone willing to go with me.
 
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