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(Herald Tribune) Florida School police officer to parents: "Sexting is a new epidemic, and it could be on your child's cell phone." Then he proved it beyond a reasonable doubt with 14 year old. That's above and beyond the call   (heraldtribune.com) divider line 84
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2011-12-08 06:31:14 PM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2011-12-08 06:39:04 PM
(insert obligatory sarcasm, shock, outrage)
 
2011-12-08 06:45:39 PM
Preparing for:

1. Pedo flame
2. Cop flame
3. School flame
4. Parent flame
5. Kid flame

Any other categories gonna be covered in here?
 
2011-12-08 07:33:43 PM
No hero tag?
 
2011-12-08 08:51:20 PM
some.old.lady.: Preparing for:

1. Pedo flame
2. Cop flame
3. School flame
4. Parent flame
5. Kid flame

Any other categories gonna be covered in here?


Jealous social rejects who never would have got any sext messages in high school for 6. Slut flame
 
2011-12-08 08:51:31 PM
14 years old, not cool. Also not even cool if genders reversed (or otherwise permutated).

What kind of idiot sends "sexts" (and God I hate that "word) with a 14 year old? Duh, evidence, you moranic perv!
 
2011-12-08 08:52:27 PM
Check out the comments under the article - the cop in question posted from his facebook account giving his entire side of the story.

Epic lulz to be had in this thread.
 
2011-12-08 08:53:25 PM
One more example of how those who publicly crusade the hardest against some activity are usually trying to divert attention from themselves.

see also:

closeted gay republican politicians
closeted gay evangelical leaders
 
2011-12-08 08:53:41 PM
Haha yea, I scroll down and the first thing I see is the guys facebook post denial and started cracking up
 
2011-12-08 08:54:30 PM
Pepper spray the moran.
 
2011-12-08 08:56:39 PM
reverendstrife: No hero tag?

No, he is a cop. The only hero cops are the ones that actually do their job. And well.
 
2011-12-08 08:56:51 PM
Yeah. Don't comment with an account linked to everything about you. I'm sure your lawyer should have told you that.

Other than that, 14 year olds are sometimes cute, sometimes pretty, most of the time immature little farks.
 
2011-12-08 09:01:21 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: Other than that, 14 year olds are sometimes cute, sometimes pretty, most of the time immature little farks.

"most of the time?

They're 14. *Everyone* is annoyingly immature at 14.

I sure as hell was.

/some would say, still am
 
2011-12-08 09:01:38 PM
I was born a couple of decades too early.
 
2011-12-08 09:03:18 PM
Dumbass says what (in case it gets pulled):

Gordon Eldridge
I have tried to post this several times.
but every time it would disappear.

Here are the FACTS of this case.
It is now public record and I can comment.

The girl is a PAL junior councellor so.
I have contact with her weekly. She told me.
that she wants to be in Law Enforcement and.
wants to join the explorers.

It is not unusual for SRO's to take PAL kids to.
various functions in our cruisers.

She texted me if I was working the football game.
when I said yes. she asked if I could pick her.
up at PAL and give her a ride to the game.
I told her I would. I told her that the days I work.
details I go to eat. I asked her if she wanted.
to go eat or I could pick her up after I eat.
She later texted me asking if I could give her.
a ride home. I said that I would. She told me.
that her mom was aware of the rides and going.
to eat.
She said that she would go eat and brought her.
own money.
We went to the Country Hound Restaurant and.
sat in the middle of the restaurant. The
place was full. SHe commented on the fact that.
other students were working there and thought.
she could get a job there.
We ate and each paid for our own meals.
We then went to the game. She left with her friends.
while 3 other deputies and I worked the game.
After the game I gave her a ride home. I
have not have any one on one contact since then.

She texted me several times mostly about having.
a new boy friend.

I did sent ONE and only ONE inappropriate TEXT.
to the girl. It was in response to a text she.
sent me that she was bored. I sent a stupid.
quick response as a joke. It was in poor taste.
using adult humor and I immediately sent her an apology. She Accepted.

She later sent another text asking about another SRO.
because she missed speaking with her.

There was no apparent discomfort with texting me.

Four days later she went to the SRO at the high school.
stating she was uncomfortable with the text she had.
received from me. She tried to recant after she learned.
that the SRO supervisor was going to be contacted. She
did not want to get anyone in trouble.

I also learned that she loves to be the center of attention.
this was another attempt to be the center of attention.

She was interviewed by Major Crimes Detectives They found.
NO CRIME was committed. This was verified by the State.
Attorney and the family was notified over the Thanksgiving.
break. The Family was not willing to accept this...

On Monday 11/28 I went to a scheduled interview with the.
CCSO investigator with my FOP Union Rep. During the meeting.

We learned that SNN had been contacted by the girls family.
asking to verify that a deputy was under investigation for.
SEXTING middle school and high school students.

At this point I was damaged beyond repair regardless of.
the truth.

I offered my resignation due to the perception of what.
people would think, regardless of the whole truth due.
to the media.

This is all public record at CCSO.
 
2011-12-08 09:04:03 PM
some.old.lady.: Preparing for:

1. Pedo flame
2. Cop flame
3. School flame
4. Parent flame
5. Kid flame

Any other categories gonna be covered in here?


6.
www.sirlin.net
 
2011-12-08 09:04:19 PM
AverageAmericanGuy 2011-12-08 08:56:51 PM Yeah. Don't comment with an account linked to everything about you. I'm sure your lawyer should have told you that. Other than that, 14 year olds are sometimes cute, sometimes pretty, most of the time immature little farks.
===========================================================

Cute yes, pretty yes, immature little farks, yes.

But then, that's true up until at least 20.
 
2011-12-08 09:05:06 PM
Look I gotta be honest, when I was in high school there were some super hot 14year olds. But then, I was 17.

Now I don't think I could stand a girl under the age of 25.
 
2011-12-08 09:05:30 PM
Sexting is a new epidemic

No. No it's not. And there were never baby eating, toddler raping Satanic cults operating daycares. And there are fewer stranger abductions today than there were a generation ago. And pop rocks + pepsi will not make your child's stomach explode.
 
2011-12-08 09:08:08 PM
namegoeshere: Sexting is a new epidemic

No. No it's not. And there were never baby eating, toddler raping Satanic cults operating daycares. And there are fewer stranger abductions today than there were a generation ago. And pop rocks + pepsi will not make your child's stomach explode.


But rainbow parties are teh truth. Oprah said so.
 
2011-12-08 09:08:38 PM
some.old.lady.: 1. Pedo flame
2. Cop flame
3. School flame
4. Parent flame
5. Kid flame


Leave it to a shiatty school with a bunch of whiny brats and helicopter parents to hire a farking pedo-pig.
 
2011-12-08 09:10:07 PM
bdub77: Look I gotta be honest, when I was in high school there were some super hot 14year olds. But then, I was 17.

Now I don't think I could stand a girl under the age of 25.


I can't stand girls under 25 either.
But I don't trust cops either... there's just no winning here.

(am buying the officer's side of the story)
 
2011-12-08 09:11:00 PM
bdub77: Look I gotta be honest, when I was in high school there were some super hot 14year olds. But then, I was 17.

Now I don't think I could stand a girl under the age of 25.


I prefer them kneeling
 
2011-12-08 09:11:10 PM
namegoeshere: Sexting is a new epidemic

No. No it's not. And there were never baby eating, toddler raping Satanic cults operating daycares. And there are fewer stranger abductions today than there were a generation ago. And pop rocks + pepsi will not make your child's stomach explode.


And your daughters are not putting vodka soaked tampons in their cooches, nor are your sons sticking beer bongs up their asses.
 
2011-12-08 09:11:48 PM
Notabunny: namegoeshere: Sexting is a new epidemic

No. No it's not. And there were never baby eating, toddler raping Satanic cults operating daycares. And there are fewer stranger abductions today than there were a generation ago. And pop rocks + pepsi will not make your child's stomach explode.

But rainbow parties are teh truth. Oprah said so.


She also told me there are over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children.
 
2011-12-08 09:13:08 PM
Notabunny: namegoeshere: Sexting is a new epidemic

No. No it's not. And there were never baby eating, toddler raping Satanic cults operating daycares. And there are fewer stranger abductions today than there were a generation ago. And pop rocks + pepsi will not make your child's stomach explode.

But rainbow parties are teh truth. Oprah said so.


Over 9000 penises!
 
2011-12-08 09:13:30 PM
BSABSVR: namegoeshere: Sexting is a new epidemic

No. No it's not. And there were never baby eating, toddler raping Satanic cults operating daycares. And there are fewer stranger abductions today than there were a generation ago. And pop rocks + pepsi will not make your child's stomach explode.

And your daughters are not putting vodka soaked tampons in their cooches, nor are your sons sticking beer bongs up their asses.


Lol, I forgot about that one :)
 
2011-12-08 09:13:44 PM
LoneWolf343:

Clap

/not applauding
//burns like yoga flame
 
2011-12-08 09:16:17 PM
That cop's story, to be honest, really doesn't help his case any.

There may well have been nothing going on; but really, Officer, you should have thought twice before riding around a little attention-grabbing twat in your patrol car, even if "everyone does it" and even if "she paid for her own meals."

14-year old girls really do lie about their sexploits to their girlfriends! I know it's shocking! And sometimes they share text messages around with their classmates! It's like they're girls!
 
2011-12-08 09:18:24 PM
namegoeshere: Sexting is a new epidemic

No. No it's not. And there were never baby eating, toddler raping Satanic cults operating daycares. And there are fewer stranger abductions today than there were a generation ago. And pop rocks + pepsi will not make your child's stomach explode.


Sexting IS an epidemic.. it's just not an epidemic among the teenagers, but more among the older folks who are trying to offset their pervy ways by blaming the young folks and getting parents all stirred up. Kinda like those rainbow party things that turned out to not exist.. I bet there were adults all over that shiat.
 
2011-12-08 09:20:39 PM
Gyrfalcon: That cop's story, to be honest, really doesn't help his case any.

There may well have been nothing going on; but really, Officer, you should have thought twice before riding around a little attention-grabbing twat in your patrol car, even if "everyone does it" and even if "she paid for her own meals."

14-year old girls really do lie about their sexploits to their girlfriends! I know it's shocking! And sometimes they share text messages around with their classmates! It's like they're girls!


Yep and she won't get in any trouble and she knows it.
 
2011-12-08 09:21:13 PM
Keep getting older, but those high school girls stay the same age. Oh Yeah.
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-08 09:21:26 PM
namegoeshere: Lol, I forgot about that one :)

With so many moral panics to freak out about, who can be expected to keep track?

/Off to go find a girl with jelly bracelets
//Black bracelets mean they'll do anything
 
2011-12-08 09:24:02 PM
The worst part about this story is he couldn't even seal the deal with that amazing pickup line.
 
2011-12-08 09:25:39 PM
Get Lost: Keep getting older, but those high school girls stay the same age. Oh Yeah.
[i.imgur.com image 475x265]


that movie sucked.
 
2011-12-08 09:28:09 PM
AbbeySomeone: Yep and she won't get in any trouble and she knows it.

Agreed. She needs a spanking.
 
2011-12-08 09:29:27 PM
anahole: namegoeshere: Sexting is a new epidemic



Sexting IS an epidemic.. it's just not an epidemic among the teenagers, but more among the older folks


bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-08 09:30:50 PM
farking and Punching?
 
2011-12-08 09:33:02 PM
That guy's facebook confession/denial was just really farkin' sad.

All in all, he's probably better off in a different line of work. Poor judgement all around. Not the kind of guy we need around kids or guns. That being said, if what he claims is true, he's probably going to be labelled a kiddy diddler for the rest of his life over some poor judgement calls with a 14 year old AW.

Dude, it sucks, but you were kinda asking for it. When it comes to teenage girls, you really can't be too careful.
 
2011-12-08 09:33:04 PM
SavvyLemur: Get Lost: Keep getting older, but those high school girls stay the same age. Oh Yeah.
[i.imgur.com image 475x265]

that movie sucked.


RIGHT?!? I wouldn't say sucked, but it wasn't particularly good either. You want to watch a shiatty movie, check out Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
 
2011-12-08 09:33:19 PM
This story leaves no doubt in my mind that Facebook was invented by the devil.
 
2011-12-08 09:44:00 PM
VTGremlin: SavvyLemur: Get Lost: Keep getting older, but those high school girls stay the same age. Oh Yeah.
[i.imgur.com image 475x265]

that movie sucked.

RIGHT?!? I wouldn't say sucked, but it wasn't particularly good either. You want to watch a shiatty movie, check out Ferris Bueller's Day Off.


That movie gargles donkey balls. Though, if you watch it with the theory that it's mostly in Cameron's head, then it becomes a lot more interesting.
 
2011-12-08 09:44:58 PM
Notabunny: namegoeshere: Notabunny: namegoeshere: Sexting is a new epidemic

No. No it's not. And there were never baby eating, toddler raping Satanic cults operating daycares. And there are fewer stranger abductions today than there were a generation ago. And pop rocks + pepsi will not make your child's stomach explode.

But rainbow parties are teh truth. Oprah said so.

She also told me there are over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children.

That's going to be a memorable police lineup.

[img.photobucket.com image 390x500]


Plz tell me that railing is part of a Catholic church.

Because that would be too lulzy.
 
2011-12-08 09:46:39 PM
Holy shiat. The facebook battle was epic! What's with that foaming at the mouth "tribute to...". Lordy lordy lordy.
 
2011-12-08 09:56:11 PM
NannerPuss: Dude, it sucks, but you were kinda asking for it. When it comes to teenage girls, you really can't be too careful.

Once he decided to give his phone number to a student he was screwed. Whatever happened, he's too stupid to be around guns or children.
 
2011-12-08 10:02:12 PM
Bacontastesgood: Dumbass says what (in case it gets pulled):

It is not unusual for SRO's to take PAL kids to.
various functions in our cruisers.

She texted me if I was working the football game.
when I said yes. she asked if I could pick her.
up at PAL and give her a ride to the game.
I told her I would. I told her that the days I work.
details I go to eat. I asked her if she wanted.
to go eat or I could pick her up after I eat.

She said that she would go eat and brought her.
own money.
We went to the Country Hound Restaurant and.
sat in the middle of the restaurant. The
place was full. SHe commented on the fact that.
other students were working there and thought.
she could get a job there.

She texted me several times mostly about having.
a new boy friend.

quick response as a joke. It was in poor taste.
using adult humor and I immediately sent her an apology. She Accepted.

She later sent another text asking about another SRO.
because she missed speaking with her.

There was no apparent discomfort with texting me.

Four days later she went to the SRO at the high school.
stating she was uncomfortable with the text she had.
received from me. She tried to recant after she learned.
that the SRO supervisor was going to be contacted. She
did not want to get anyone in trouble.

I also learned that she loves to be the center of attention.
this was another attempt to be the center of attention.

She was interviewed by Major Crimes Detectives They found.
NO CRIME was committed. This was verified by the State.
Attorney and the family was notified over the Thanksgiving.
break. The Family was not willing to accept this...

On Monday 11/28 I went to a scheduled interview with the.
CCSO investigator with my FOP Union Rep. During the meeting.

We learned that SNN had been contacted by the girls family.
asking to verify that a deputy was under investigation for.
SEXTING middle school and high school students.

At this point I was damaged beyond repair regardless of.
the truth.

I offered my resignation due to the perception of what.
people would think, regardless of the whole truth due.
to the media.

This is all public record at CCSO.


Ok. I tried to chop out the bad grammar to make the post smaller but didn't succeed much.

Did this guy pass HS English? I would hope not.

/waiting to get nailed for my grammar
//it has to happen
///don't fail me farkers!
 
2011-12-08 10:04:27 PM
Gyrfalcon: That cop's story, to be honest, really doesn't help his case any.

There may well have been nothing going on; but really, Officer, you should have thought twice before riding around a little attention-grabbing twat in your patrol car, even if "everyone does it" and even if "she paid for her own meals."

14-year old girls really do lie about their sexploits to their girlfriends! I know it's shocking! And sometimes they share text messages around with their classmates! It's like they're girls!


Sounds like he didn't do anything illegal, but deeply stupid. Dont do anything that can look sexual with a teenager. Especially if you work in a school. Jesus.
 
2011-12-08 10:09:03 PM
hinten: farking and Punching?

Good gawd them titties...

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-12-08 10:12:51 PM
His side is "she said..." "she wants..." "she told...", she's behind everything. An honest man played and controlled like a puppet on a string by a devious...14 year old.

She wanted dinner dammit! And she paid for her order, like the maneater she is. That inappropriate text he sent was an anomaly, sent only because he was impressed with her maturity and thought she could handle the way adults text each other.
 
2011-12-08 10:24:53 PM
"Busted creep to parents: "Sexting is a new epidemic"

That's like an arsonist saying "there sure are a lot of fires!"
 
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