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(People Magazine)   Clown Car drops transmission and miscarries on lap 20   (people.com) divider line 759
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2011-12-08 04:46:47 PM  
God is trying to tell you something, coont.
 
2011-12-08 04:48:43 PM  
*snert*

+1
 
2011-12-08 04:50:10 PM  
First, that's a tragedy. Second, fark you People magazine for making an article out of it. Third, stop it already.
 
2011-12-08 04:50:31 PM  
+1
 
2011-12-08 04:55:50 PM  
God might be taking her next if she continues to get pregnant. Ridiclous at her age.
 
2011-12-08 04:57:20 PM  
Sad?

Didn't Doctors warn them something like this could happen after pregnancy #19 was difficult, but they just figured "what does a Doctor know? Jesus will fix everything!"?
 
2011-12-08 04:58:29 PM  
 
2011-12-08 05:04:49 PM  
Ok, even I think that's too far.
 
2011-12-08 05:05:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Sad?

Didn't Doctors warn them something like this could happen after pregnancy #19 was difficult, but they just figured "what does a Doctor know? Jesus will fix everything!"?


Well it's clear god hates them as he killed their baby.

Welcome to the message you were waiting for.
 
2011-12-08 05:06:13 PM  
These people are friends with the other family that has 20 kids, right?

Am I the only one that thinks the parents have some weird mental disease causing them to obsess about having kids and/or compete with other families on who has more kids?
 
2011-12-08 05:06:58 PM  
I don't know whether to feel sad.
 
2011-12-08 05:16:34 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: First, that's a tragedy. Second, fark you People magazine for making an article out of it. Third, stop it already.


THESE
 
2011-12-08 05:17:02 PM  
This is not sad.
 
2011-12-08 05:17:03 PM  

inkblot: I don't know whether to feel sad.


Sad is for people unable to have kids, not someone already has 19 and is almost certain to drop a waterhead because she's 45 years old.
 
2011-12-08 05:17:16 PM  
Sounds like she ignored the "Check Uterus" light.
 
2011-12-08 05:17:41 PM  
Nice headline, would LOL again.
 
2011-12-08 05:18:13 PM  
No worries, check the oil and gun that engine for another lap.
 
2011-12-08 05:18:36 PM  
What the fark is the matter with these people?
 
2011-12-08 05:18:41 PM  
At least we don't have to hear about Octo[name redacted to reduce fame chances]
 
2011-12-08 05:18:43 PM  
The stars of TLC's 19 Kids and Counting previously weathered a medical ordeal with their youngest daughter, Josie, who was born in December 2009

FTFY TLC
 
2011-12-08 05:18:56 PM  
according to personhood fundies, doesn't this make her a murderer?
 
2011-12-08 05:19:27 PM  
Murderer.
 
2011-12-08 05:19:35 PM  
So technically an abortion occurred
 
2011-12-08 05:19:59 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Sounds like she ignored the "Check Uterus" light.


....darn you for making me laugh at that...
 
2011-12-08 05:20:25 PM  
I find it infinitely more sad that they'll no doubt try again.
 
2011-12-08 05:20:39 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: So technically an abortion occurred


God's a murderer!
 
2011-12-08 05:20:53 PM  
It's all a part of God's plan.
 
2011-12-08 05:21:18 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: So technically an abortion occurred


An abortion performed by God himself.
 
2011-12-08 05:21:22 PM  
I don't take joy in this, But Goddamit, everything wears out if you overuse it.
 
2011-12-08 05:21:27 PM  
I have one daughter age 9. I would eat a bullet with any more than that. Best friend has 4 kids and his life is hell. Multiply that times five and you're obviously breeding a cult.
 
2011-12-08 05:21:49 PM  
Am I the only one that thinks Jim Bob looks like Dr. Zaius a little? Jim Bob...
 
2011-12-08 05:21:55 PM  
maybe now they will finally, finally cease blastin' babies out of that cavernous sin pit as fast as they farkin can. shiats probably starting to look like a sarlacc.
 
2011-12-08 05:22:36 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: First, that's a tragedy. Second, fark you People magazine for making an article out of it. Third, stop it already.


Seconded.
 
2011-12-08 05:22:40 PM  
If a miscarriage started the crazy, will a miscarriage end the crazy?
 
2011-12-08 05:22:55 PM  

Phoenix_M: It's all a part of God's plan.

B
 
2011-12-08 05:22:56 PM  

bulldg4life: Am I the only one that thinks the parents have some weird mental disease causing them to obsess about having kids and/or compete with other families on who has more kids


It's a movement, and we've discussed Quiverfull a number of times before on Fark.
 
2011-12-08 05:22:58 PM  
Mercy subby, Mercy! I feel dirty for laughing so hard.
 
2011-12-08 05:23:16 PM  
As someone who thinks these assholes are trying to breed an army I am glad.
 
2011-12-08 05:23:38 PM  

tlchwi02: according to personhood fundies, doesn't this make her a murderer?


Not unless she was doing something suspect with a wire hanger. In this case GOD is the murderer. The great eye in the sky is going all old testament again. About time, I say - let the smiting commence!
 
2011-12-08 05:23:57 PM  

tlchwi02: according to personhood fundies, doesn't this make her a murderer?


No, it makes God a murderer. Unless it was a Job-deal where Satan was allowed to kill the baby to test their faith, in which Satan's the murderer and God's the accomplice. Jesus was the bag-man and the Holy Spirit drove the getaway car. Alternately it could be a Super-blessing 'cause the kid would have been a non-believer and brought shame upon his mother's hair and his father's head and thus God stopped the baby from poisoning the Duggerwell. Then again it may be the child was SO pure that God called it home pre-birth to sing special Hymns and Praises along with the seraphim and cherabim and Living Creatures and terrifying wheel-in-the-sky beasts from Ezekial.

It's a holy mystery, really.
 
2011-12-08 05:24:03 PM  

radarlove: I find it infinitely more sad that they'll no doubt try again.


This.
 
2011-12-08 05:24:08 PM  
You know... I just can't gloat about something like this but maybe they'll take this as a sign from "God" that the clown car is ready to be put up on blocks.
 
2011-12-08 05:24:20 PM  
Her p*ssy was heard saying "Enough...ough...ough...ough!"
 
2011-12-08 05:24:24 PM  
HOTY
 
2011-12-08 05:24:53 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Sounds like she ignored the "Check Uterus" light.


Awesome.
 
2011-12-08 05:25:03 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: First, that's a tragedy. Second, fark you People magazine for making an article out of it. Third, stop it already.


I agree on all counts. I have a friend who miscarried in the second trimester. It was devestating for her.
 
2011-12-08 05:25:45 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Third, stop it already.


This.

// I mean really, she's 45 and has 19 of them already.
 
2011-12-08 05:25:47 PM  

gilgigamesh: Sad is for people unable to have kids, not someone already has 19 and is almost certain to drop a waterhead because she's 45 years old.


I laughed, and I feel terrible.
 
2011-12-08 05:26:22 PM  
While I disagree and generally loathe these people, I feel bad for them here.
 
2011-12-08 05:26:44 PM  
I'm not saying it was aliens...
 
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